Ok, for those who don’t get the ‘Yoruba demon’ drift. It is a new slang used to describe Yoruba men especially the promiscuous ones. I don’t know where the slang originated from but trust me it has gonethr. So i stumbled on this article on nairalandnews and thought to share.

1. Agbada
A ‘Yoruba demon’ destiny is not complete without one of these, in fact, lots of these. All you need is a loyal dry cleaner to make sure a ‘turn up’ never catches you unaware.

2. The latest  100k phone

Forget Techno and the rest, a 100k phone is the right tool needed for the job, if you are going to break hearts, you’ll need to move quickly. Why else did you think slot made D’banj brand ambassador.


3. True Caller App

Except you are a spiritual demon, how do you plan to block or avoid the rain of curses from those lists of crying hearts that you have broken.


4. DSTV with full bouquet

She must DSTV and chill! With channels like E!, Zee world, Telemundo and co, you have to be able to keep her in and entertained as long as you want to. It adds to the enabling environment.

5. A Soji Gateman

• Oga is not at home.
• Oga has travelled.
• Take key and wait for oga
• Oga has moved, one army officer just moved in.

It’s all part of the script and it makes your job easier. Here is how;

So, Amaka takes a selfie with you and this posh look, with your iPhone 6 camera pixels doing some filtering and special effect, you come out looking like Drake. She shows you off to her friends and out of 8 friends, two of them steal her phone to get your number or add you on Facebook…. ‘Rinse and repeat”

8. That Red Cup

The communal gathering cannot be complete without you and your red cup.

10. Yoruba boy swag

To be a successful Yoruba demon, you have to be sleek and smooth. You have to drip swags, your smile has to be on point (even in your sleep). All these are drones that adds to your Arsenal.