What would you do if your son did this?

Heard a man was refused entry after his son defaced this international passport. After travelling for hours, you get to your destination and discover your son had ‘redesigned’ this (beauty is in the eye of the beholder.lol) And worst still, they refuse you entry? Especially when you have an urgent meeting or important issues to attend to. For emotional people like me, the first thing is to sit somewhere and cry my heart out. We all know the rigours of applying and getting visas. Where will I start from? There’s no point scolding the kid if he’s below 2 anyways, he would never understand. Even at below 2, I’ll be tempted to smack the living day lights out of him.

Photo of the day: World's most expensive bottled water

The Acqua Di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani, the world’s most expensive water goes for $60,000 (N9.6m) per 750 ml. The bottle is made of Platinum, Silver, Gold and 6,000 diamonds. The water is a mixture of natural spring water from beaches of Fiji and France and also glacier water from Iceland.
9.6million naira for a bottled water? No, No! Not with the riches of the world.

Photo: What would you do if you saw this in your drink?

Trying hard to picture the scenario, I empty a bottle of malt in a cup and suddenly this picture appears. A picture of a cat. Like seriously, a cat? What would I do? Smash the cup on the floor and run for my life. Mind you, that wasn’t photoshopped. It happened for real.

Photo of the day: I can't babysit

LoL! Who does this? If I were to read the expression on this guy’s face. The baby must have disturbed him so much that the only thing he resorted to was to tape him against the wall. Engrossed with his ipad, he can’t be bothered about whatever happens to him. Looks like the baby’s saying, “Hey, if you don’t want me to cry, please maintain your position, I’m also reading from here.” Can’t imagine the tapes coming off. Thank God for women. Only mothers from the pit of hell would do this.

Photo of the day: Stories we hear!

I’m not even going to say anything about this picture. Who am I to judge?lol! But seriously, what could have happened? No, it can’t be a bet! Walk a man down the street on a dog lease? Anyways, both of them were spotted in London on friday morning.

D'BANJ'S $200, 000 ASTON MARTIN DB7 VANTAGE CAR (RANDOM THOUGHTS)

The other day, while strolling down twitter lane, I came across D’banj’s new Aston Martin DB7 Vantage car picture which according to diverse reports is valued for $200, 000. The other time the shoes he wore to the MTV awards was the cynosure of all eyes, dis time na car. But seriously, reports like this aint good for the heart.lol.

Person wey wake up still dey think wetin he wan chop no go cry when he read that kain story? These stories aint ear-friendly to the poor.

To make the ‘attack’ (cos it’s an attack on people’s brain) milder, it’s better to leave the figures in the Dollar state and never convert it to naira, because of headache. That’s when you hear Mamas inserting a bit of that good news when rebuking their children, “you no dey shame, u carry 5k gimme, no be your mate dey buy Aston Martin car”. U go fear comparison.

So the big question which often comes to recall is where do these artistes get money from? Jim Iyke flaunted his own car almost the same time. Some would say no be only music, no be to just sing for stage come down

So without anybody sending me message, cos I’ve listened to arguments which they don’t get paid for, oh D’banj did this, he did that to get the car. Na una sabi. All those stuffs won’t make the car disappear from his garage.

But seriously, don’t know if this happens to me only, such news often make you zoom into your present job, calculate your salary, close your eyes and for your mind feel like commanding your boss to increase your salary to 500k per month so you”ll be able to live a better life. If all these has happened to you, just chill en, e go better for you.

Now, after shoes and cars, I wan beg media make them no spotlight his shirt or trouser, if I hear that he buys one particular shirt for 8,000 pounds, hmmmm, you wouldn’t want to know what I will do ooo. Safe weekend people.

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