Yaya Toure's agent believes Pep Guardiola is overrated.

Ivorian football star, Yaya Toure’s agent, Dimitri Seluk is concerned about his client’s future at his present club if Bayern Munich boss, takes over from Manuel Pellegrini at the end of the season. Guardiola sold Yaya Toure during his spell at Barcelona and he’s worried the same scenario might unfold again in England. Seluk maintained that managing both Barcelona and Bayern Munich hasn’t been an uphill battle for the Spaniard, he has however challenged him to prove his coaching ability with a ‘smaller’ team, probably one at the 8th or 9th wrung of the EPL ladder and make them Champions.

Few days ago, the former Barcelona boss confirmed his intention to manage the premier League but has left us guessing the destination his managerial bus is heading to. Top 4 guesses in the football world include Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea and Manchester City.

Dimitri Seluk told the Sunday Mirror: “Pep is a great coach But he has won the title at Barcelona and Bayern Munich. The truth is that my grandfather would win the title with Barcelona and Bayern Munich because they are big clubs with great players. I’d like to see Pep take a club that is eighth or ninth and make them champions.”
He added. “I don’t know what Guardiola’s plans are, but – after what happened at Barcelona – of course it is a worry that when he comes Yaya will be out. I hope not and Yaya hopes not.”

Do You Speak French? | By: Reuben Abati

I was on my way back
from Botswana, after attending a conference organized by the Africa Leadership
Forum (ALF). This was sometime in the 90s, on that same trip was Professor
Tekena Tamuno, the eminent historian of blessed memory. We boarded an Air Afrique
flight from Johannesburg to Abidjan, where we were scheduled to join another
flight to Lagos. But Air Afrique at the time had started having problems. 
Its
flights were always delayed, services were poor, and the airline had become so
notorious it eventually earned the sobriquet: peut-etre Afrique. Peut-etre in
French meaning “perhaps or maybe.” On this particular trip, the airline lived
up to its poor reputation. 

The flight from Jo’burg to Abidjan was delayed, and we missed our
connecting flight to Lagos. Our first instinct was to go to the Nigerian
Embassy in Abidjan, after the airline had given us hotel accommodation for the
night.  When Professor Tamuno and I arrived at the embassy, the Ambassador
had closed for the day. We left a message. And lo and behold, the following
morning, somebody came from the Embassy to look for us. The Ambassador, a
gentleman to the core, had received our message and he would like us to stop by
at the Embassy before our flight back to Lagos, later in the day.  A good
diplomat on foreign posting will always look out for the interest of his or her
country’s citizens under whatever circumstances. We were impressed. But this is
not the point of this article. It is as the title suggests, about French
language and the need for Nigeria to take the teaching and the learning of the
language more seriously and actively promote this in our educational
institutions. 
    When the emissary from the Embassy arrived at
our hotel, he reportedly searched everywhere for us. We were having breakfast
in the restaurant when I suddenly heard the announcement on the Public Address
system that two Nigerians in the hotel had a visitor from the Nigerian Embassy.
I informed Professor Tamuno, and he wondered whether I could speak French. My French
was still good in those days, but French is such a precise and poetic language
that does not allow any form of stammering. And if you don’t use it regularly,
you could lose it or become so rusty that you dare not speak it again. Persons
who speak French fluently cannot tolerate any form of incoherence; one funny
look at you, you’d have no option but to shut up. So, I willingly lost my
spoken French. But when I listen, I understand what is being said. 
      I have had many more memorable
encounters about the importance of French as a second language while attending
international conferences and in the course of my work, at a time, as a
government official. Virtually every international event has French as a major
language of communication. More people in the world speak Mandarin, Spanish and
may be Russian.  But French is not just the ninth most widely spoken
language; by more than 200 million people; it is a language of international
relations, and it is the second official language. At international meetings,
there are translators who help non-speakers of the main language to follow
discussions, but French vocabulary and syntax are imbued with such special
cadence that is not fully conveyed in translation. Oftentimes, the translators
can be annoying. It is not just the same thing.
     For many countries, teaching and learning
another language is a matter of strategic policy.  Countries seek to
connect with their neighbours and strategic partners through language. It is
instructive that in the United States, Spanish and Mandarin are the two other
most popular languages, the learning and teaching of which is deliberately
encouraged. The United States has a large Spanish speaking population; its
neighbours in Latin America also speak Spanish; the promotion of Spanish as a
language in the United States builds many cultural bridges.  Mandarin is
also popular because of the increasing population of Chinese-Americans. 
       Is there in Nigeria any
active policy to strategically promote language as a vehicle of integration and
development? Nigeria is surrounded by Francophone countries: how many Nigerians
speak or understand French?  When you travel to any of these Francophone
countries, or even to the Portuguese speaking ones, you can’t fail to notice
the large number of French-speaking persons who can also speak English. While
our neighbours make an effort to learn English, making it easy to relate with
them, we practically don’t make any effort to understand their own language.
And as a country, we are short-changing ourselves. It is often so embarrassing
to see many of our Foreign Affairs Ministry officials not being able to speak
any other language apart from English, or not being proficient enough, even
when they can.  When Nigerians attend international conferences within the
region, they rely on translators during formal sessions and thereafter they
just stand around playing deaf and dumb.  Almost all the Presidents in our
neighbouring Francophone countries speak English. The day we have a Nigerian
President who can have a decent conversation in French, we should slaughter a
cow! We need to take a second look at the policy on the teaching of languages
in our school system. 
     In 1996, the General Sani Abacha
administration introduced a language policy declaring French as Nigeria’s
second official language. The objective as stated in the National Policy on
Education (2004) was mainly to “smoothen interaction with our neighbours” by
promoting the French language at the primary and secondary school level. But
since then, that policy has been only on paper.  The teaching of French
language was first introduced at the secondary school level in Nigeria, around
1956, at King’s College, Lagos and Government College, Ibadan. 
      Later, it became a subject of study
at the Universities of Ibadan, Ife, UNN, and Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria and
over the years, other Nigerian universities established Departments of French
or Modern Languages.  Colleges of Education also later started offering
French, but only as a subject to be combined with a Nigerian language. At the
secondary school level, it was however treated as an optional subject, and it
was not taught at all at the primary school level. If there had been a
determined effort to promote French as a second official language, by now so
much progress would have been made.  
      There are over 2 million Nigerians
reportedly living in Cote D’Ivoire alone and more in the other Francophone
countries in West Africa, particularly Niger, Chad, Togo, Cameroun, Mali and
Burkina Faso. Nigeria may be the biggest market in Africa, but access to other
West African markets makes that market even bigger.  There are millions of
Nigerians travelling all over West Africa, engaged in profitable commerce on a
daily basis. Some of them pick up the French language out of necessity but a
properly executed language policy can fast-track Nigeria’s integration with the
sub-region, encourage regional commerce and promote co-operation and
understanding.  We need that integration if indeed Africa is the
centre-piece of our foreign policy, beginning with our immediate neighbours.
Other West African countries and even French-speaking African countries like
Gabon and Burundi are consciously promoting the learning of English. Their stated
reason: Pragmatism! 
       Language connects people.
Language defines and strengthens. I have seen situations whereby in the absence
of French or English as a connecting language, Nigerians who speak Fulfude,
Hausa and Yoruba connect so instantly with their West African brothers and
sisters who speak the same languages.  Nigeria cannot effectively perform
its leadership role in the sub-region if its people do not speak or understand
the language of their neighbours. General Sani Abacha was certainly right on
this point of making French, Nigeria’s default second language. ECOWAS by the
way, is working on a West African Highway Project, from Lagos to Nouackchott.
Is that meant to be a highway of the deaf and the dumb, trapped in cultural
spaces? 
       The greatest beneficiaries of
linguistic integration will probably be ordinary people. Multi-lingual
Nigerians do better than their mono-lingual compatriots, relatively speaking.
To get certain international appointments, you need that extra language. A friend
told me that Akinwunmi Adesina, former Minister of Agriculture, stole the show
at the preliminary screenings for his current job as AfDB President, when he
switched to French and spoke with such power of articulation and insight. There
are thousands more. We need to produce more Nigerians like that. And we need
those other Nigerians too, who can sell whatever from Cotonou to Lome to Niger,
Chad, Abidjan and Cameroun, undeterred by language barriers, switching
linguistic codes with ease. 
      And it is better to catch them
young.  Children learn and absorb language almost by osmosis. We need to
start preparing our children for international life, within the region and
beyond, by teaching them French and for those who have the capacity, Nigerian
languages and other languages as well.  We must begin to prepare our
future Presidents of international corporations, and Nigerians who will also,
in future become Secretary Generals of the United Nations and other
multilateral institutions. The obsession with wealth and the transient is
making us lose focus as a country. Our greatest asset remains our children, the
young, untainted ones, who need to be captured and built up, before they get
sucked into the prevalent, abnormal normative value system in the country. 
      By now, it should be clear that
this is not just about the teaching of French as a second official language but
more about the gaps and the chaos in Nigeria’s education system.  Our
disruptive governance process, the forever-begin-again culture of governance,
truncates so many things, and the education process gets poorly served. I have
dealt with aspects of this in earlier writings and I just want to repeat the
point that the education of the Nigerian child and the re-schooling of society
are so tied to all matters of progress and development that we just cannot stop
talking about them.  In the same manner in which we promote regional
integration, we should also use language to bind the country together. Nigerian
languages should be taught in schools as compulsory subjects. Where language
barriers do not exist, people are always willing to listen, and in a world
where the wisdom of the tribe prevails, we should encourage people to talk and
listen, and remove barriers. 

    There are many young Nigerians studying abroad
whose parents are spending a fortune to get them to plug into this global trend
but even if those children speak all the languages of the world, they may be
lost to the country forever. They have little or no attachment to Nigeria’s
education system and their parents may not be keen about linking them to a
natal origin where electricity remains a problem, infrastructure deficit
continues to grow and the future is permanently uncertain. This is why in simple
terms, in this matter, the change process must begin at home at all
levels.  In the end (you see?), everything is linked, but we are
optimistic that all will be well, because after all, we are Nigerians: we
manage to be happy in every situation.  Meilleurs voeux.

Ghanaian actor, John Dumelo shares tips on how to treat women

Figuring out how to treat your woman with love and respect cannot only be confusing at times but can also be difficult. Ghanaian actor, John Dumelo has shared 17 tips on how to go about it.
1.Don’t compare your wife to other women. You don’t know what their husbands are going through. 
2. NEVER expose your wife’s weakness to your family or friends or run to them whenever you have issues. Problems are best solved between you and your woman. 
3. Don’t think you are man so you can use intimidation, shout or violence to communicate your moods. Agreesive men don’t make a happy home.

4. Speak gently and calmly to your wife. Never raise your voice at her, it demeans her and shows you think she is stupid. 
5. Do your responsibilities as man…don’t leave every to your woman.

6. Never blame your wife if she doesn’t take care of the home everyday. She is swamped with house work and helping you raise the kids.
7. Don’t be wasteful spending money on drinks, friends and extended family.The wife and children are your first responsibility.
8. Sex is also important to women. Her pleasure should be considered before your own.
9. Never compare your wife to your ex-girlfriends. If you loved them so much why didn’t you marry them instead of your wife.

10. Never shout down your wife or challenge her in front of the children. The children are watching. They won’t listen and obey her too.
11. Tell your wife she’s beautiful even if you know she’s looking normal. Women love compliment. 
12. Don’t forget that women also want attention and someone to share their thougts with. Never be too busy for your wife. 
13. A prayerful man is a better equipped husband. Pray always for your wife and family. Don’t leave the prayers to your wife. 
14.Treat your wife like a queen. Buy her gifts, take her shopping and once in a while, cook for her. 
15.Please don’t forget your these anniversary dates. Wedding ,engagement,the first time you kissed. I beg you. These dates mean a lot to women. (Don’t ask me why). I also don’t know. 
16. Your mother should not have the final say in your marriage. You married your wife, not you and your mother. Let her talk in her own husband’s house. 
17.There are 5 days each month that you have to say “I’m sorry”, “yes baby” and “I love you” more than 7 times a day. That’s when she’s menstrating. 

President Buhari, Nigerians can’t be fooled anymore

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I felt totally embarrassed watching the disgrace called the presidential media chat. It is totally shameful that we are still staging this kind of farce as presidential media chat in Nigeria. The organisers of these so-called presidential media chats should note that it is nobody’s fault that the president cannot adequately express himself and defend his own policies. The president should have known what he was getting himself into when he decided to contest for election.
Patronising the president with nursery school questions won’t do him and the nation any good. Where did they find those so-called journalists who couldn’t ask critical questions and make the president sweat and make him openly defend all the crazy policies of his that are already causing unnecessary hardship for everyone in the country for Christ’s sake? Till date, nobody has a clue of how the president intends solving the epileptic power situation in the country and he hasn’t uttered a word on how he will revive the economy. We don’t even know if he has a plan for anything. For God’s sake, why didn’t they ask him about the two cars given to him by the office of the NSA? How come he didn’t declare them among his assets? If the presidency can’t organise a simple thing as a media chat, how can they govern the country properly?Nawa oooo!!!
They should have asked the president what type of government he operates. This surely is not democracy. He has to define this new system of government he has introduced, because his total disregard for court orders is what I was taught in school as dictatorship. Hearing him defend the disregard for the rule of law in the cases of Sambo Dasuki, Nnamdi Kanu and Patrick Akpobolokemi in his media chat was very disturbing. The president is obviously not living by his oath to protect the constitution. Where are all the pro-democracy activists that fought the government of Sanni Abacha to a halt? It is time to rise up and challenge President Buhari before things get out of hand. We must not sit back and allow this brand new dictatorship to mature and throw us in the same path with Zimbabwe. Orders from the courts must be obeyed by everyone, including the president. Whether Dasuki or Nnamdi Kanu are guilty or not is secondary. The rule of law and the constitution is paramount. That the State Security Service and DSS operatives refused to allow Dasuki go home on bail, even after the court granted him bail, is totally undemocratic and casts a shadow on this regime. Nigerians must stand firm against this impunity now before it destroys the judicial system and throw the entire nation into a state of anarchy and lawlessness.
The proposed 2016 budget is the most corrupt in the history of Nigeria  
  1. N3.7bn for the purchase of unspecified number of BMW salon cars for the Presidency’s principal officers: Every year, we keep buying new cars for these government officials. What happened to the cars purchased for the officials of Jonathan’s government a couple of weeks back? Did they take them home? I thought with President Buhari’s change mantra, the era of reckless spending and frivolities are over. But a whopping N3.7bn on cars is the worst I have heard so far.
  2. N189m to buy tyres for various vehicles being used in the Presidency: So after they have spent N3.7bn buying cars, another N189m will be spent on buying tyres for the cars? The cars wey dem wan buy no go come with tyres? Abi na tokumbo cars dem wan buy with N3.7bn, wey dem wan change the tyres? Even if dem wan change tyres sef, how much be tyres for market? Naija I hail oooo!!!
  3. N1.415bn for local and international travels, 46.7 per cent more than what Jonathan allocated for the same item in 2015: Oga president, where you dey travel to wey you wan spend N1.415bn? Even if you wan go clubbing for moon every weekend, oga dat money too much. Ahan make una so softly softly dey chop wack dis our money naa!
  4. N326m allocated for Aso Rock Wildlife Conservation, including the purchase of exotic animals as against the N24. 6m budgeted last year by Jonathan: These guys must be kidding me. Exotic animals? What kind of exotic animals? Are they planning purchasing whales and anacondas for the president as pets? I have been to the presidency and all I saw were dogs. And Jonathan spent N24.6m. Now Buhari is planning spending N326m. Even Mobutu Seseseko wey get crocodiles no spend reach dis amount of money.
  5. N89m for the acquisition of presidential canteen materials and kitchen equipment for the Presidency: What kind of kitchen equipment are they talking of here? Except they are telling us that in this canteen, you will be fed by robots. That all you have to do is open and close your mouth and swallow. Even at that, N89m is damn too much. And what happened to the kitchen equipment used in Jonathan’s time? Abegiii, this is total madness.
  6. N102.9m foodstuff and catering materials: Hahahaha, so catering materials are different from kitchen equipment? Mehn, I love naija. We have our own definition for everything. Whoever came up with this budget must be rewarded with the “Member-of-the-Order-of-Scammers” (MOS) award for his ingenuity.
  7. N104.7m on refreshments and meals for State House: Hmmmmm! No comment. Na only God know wetin dem dey chop for this state house. I sure say even Idi Amin Dada wey get human meat for him menu, no spend reach N104.7m on meals. May God help us.
  8. N16.6m for supply of foodstuff and catering services for the Vice President’s office in 2016: Hmmmm!! So Osinbanjo too sef go chop N16.6m from the budget? Haaa… I think say na only Buhari waka come ooo! This is definitely the government of the choppers, by the choppers and for the choppers.

Zinedine Zidane addresses Ronaldo's exit rumours

Real Madrid Transfer News: Zinedine Zidane Talks Cristiano Ronaldo Exit RumoursReal Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has denied the possibility of Cristiano Ronaldo leaving the Bernabeu, describing him as the soul of the team. The ex France international made this clear during a chat with Spanish media outlet, AS ahead of the Blancos’s game with Deportivo La Coruna on Saturday.


Asked about Ronaldo and PSG, the Frenchman noted: Cristiano is more than non-transferable. He is the soul of the team. He’s going nowhere.” AS English tweeted.

#AskOzil: Arsenal star, Mesut Ozil is answering your questions live

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Arsenal star, Mesut Ozil is answering your questions live. This is your chance to quiz him on all things football. Lemme quickly add that your queries might be unattended to understandably because of the barrage of questions being thrown at him by football fans all over the globe. Would provide updates on questions being thrown at him and his responses. Keep refreshing this page.
Go on twitter and search @MesutOzil1088 or follow the hashtag #AskOzil 
Q- Do you miss Brazil
Ozil- Brazil is a great country with wonderful people! ? I hope to come back one day ?
Q- What was the first English word you learnt
Ozil- Assist Of Course…ah, no kidding
Q- Describe Arsenal in 3 words
Ozil- Familiar, classy, traditional
Q- What are your favourite Emojis
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Q- If you could choose a great moment from this season, what would it be?
Ozil; First time being top of the table ???
Q- What is your greatest wish
Ozil: World Peace ?✌
Q- Do you pray before each game?
Ozil- Yes I do for the health of all the players on the field
Q- Do you watch Arsenal on TV when you don’t play?
Ozil- No, as long as I can’t help the team on the field I’ll be cheering as a fan on the stands
Q- If you can be a superhero, which one will you be?
Ozil- Superman
Q- Can you assist with the ladies?
Ozil- sorry, my friend. Anybody around here to assist him?
Q- What do you like, if anything, most about living in England

?Ozil- Football passion, fairplay on the stands, British humour and Jamie Carragher on TV

Q- What’s the meaning this left hand pose? Mesut’s M? Can I imitate this?
Ozil- no no – it’s for my little niece “M”ira! You are free to use it whenever you want

Q- Ronaldo or Messi
Ozil- Flamini

Q- How did it feel when Germany won the world cup?
Ozil: There are no words for this moment

Q- Who will win Ballon d’Or this year?
Ozil- Is Flamini nominated?

Q- How does it feel to be absolutely adored and idolised by some many people?
Ozil: Oh, no reason to do so. Sometimes people love you, sometimes they put you down. But I really love my job

Premier League Players snubbed in UEFA Team Of The Year

Premier League players are completely absent from the UEFA Team Of The Year list unveiled today.  UEFA.com users who were given a chance to cast their votes for the best XI snubbed the likes of Alexis Sanchez, Mesut Ozil, Sergio Aguero and David De Gea who have been influential for their respective teams. Dominating the list are players from Spain, Germany and Italy, with the highest number of players from Barcelona. The nominees list was unveiled November 2015

UEFA Team Of The Year 2015

Goalkeeper: Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich)

Defenders: Dani Alves (Barcelona), Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid), Gerard Pique (Barcelona), David Alaba (Bayern Munich)
Midfielders: Andres Iniesta (Barcelona), Paul Pogba (Juventus), James Rodriguez (Real Madrid)
Forwards: Lionel Messi (Barcelona), Neymar (Barcelona), Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)

Luis Suarez gets 2-match ban for tunnel row

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Barcelona star, Luis Suarez has been handed 2-match ban following his row with Espanyol players after the Catalan’s 4-1 victory against the club in the Copa Del Rey on January 6. The ex Liverpool man had confronted the rivals after the game and had reportedly shouted, “I’m waiting for you, come here! You’re a waste of space,”
Barcelona confirmed the new development on its official website
“FC Barcelona received notification on Friday from the Spanish Football Federation that striker Luis Suárez was to face a two-match suspension for allegedly taking part in a scrum between players from Barça and Espanyol in the tunnel leading to the dressing rooms following Wednesday’s Copa del Rey last 16 first leg at Camp,” the club said.
“FC Barcelona will immediately proceed to appeal the ban. If the sanction holds up, Suárez would miss the return leg next Wednesday and a hypothetical first leg of the quarter-finals, should Barça qualify.
“In the appeal, FC Barcelona is expected to argue that the player, as he later stated, did not use the allegedly offensive words that were attributed to him in the referee’s official notes following the match.”

Short Story: Pristine | By : Morountodun (Vol 6)

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Read Parts 1,2, 3, 4 and 5 of the Pristine series herehere  Here Here and here

Her mum was upset, as expected.
She had yelled over the phone when Dara called to tell her about the posting,
and the yelling continued even after she got back home for the after-camp
break. Her dad was calmer, as usual. His only grouse was why she hadn’t said
anything about not wanting to redeploy in the first place.

“Maybe because I knew mum was
going to react this way?”
Dara finally had the nerve to answer, on her third
night at home, when they still wouldn’t stop asking why she had done what she
did.
“How am I reacting?” her mum
retorted. “What sane mother would want her child in a dangerous place like
that?!”

“Mum, do you know that before I
left for camp, I had never spent a whole day out of this house? I even went to
school from home everyday because you didn’t think the campus was such a great
idea. I don’t want to be this overprotected girl without any exposure. This is
an opportunity for me.”

The older woman tried to explain,
“This isn’t about you living home, it’s about where you chose to stay—“
“Accidents happen everywhere.
Sickness kills too. Boko Haram isn’t the leading cause of death in Nigeria. And
they aren’t even striking in Gombe, I’ve told you that several times,”
Dara
said, exasperated. “I stayed at the Nigerian Christian Corpers Fellowship
family house the two days I spent outside camp, I met several other corpers in
different batches that had been there before me and all they had to share were
testimonies. It seems like a good place, really.”

“Well, you’ve obviously made up
your mind to stay so it’s too late to argue,”
her dad pointed out with a glance
at the two of them.
Her mum shook her head. “I know
it’s too late to argue, but I’m thinking of asking one of the pastors in church
to intervene. Dara is obviously out of hand. She needs to be reminded of the
consequences of disobeying one’s parents!”

Dara smiled. “Really, mum? And you
don’t even believe that God is our protection wherever we find ourselves?”

Later that night, Gideon went to
her room and told her, “You know mum just wants the best for all of us, right?”

“I know.”

“And you can always still apply
for relocation. People do, even after six months into the service.”

“Yeah, but that would be if I
hated it there. Let’s wait and see.”

“So…any other camp gist you
haven’t given me yet?”
he asked, smiling mischievously.
“Well, there was this guy—“

“I knew it.”

“And no, he isn’t my reason for
wanting to stay, you know I decided to before I even went to camp,”
she
reminded him. “He relocated anyway.”

“What happened with him?”

Dara shrugged. “I liked him. He
was my friend. He wanted to be more than friends, but the feeling wasn’t
mutual.”

Gideon sighed. “What on earth do
girls mean when they say stuff like that? This girl at my office told me the
very same thing. Is friend-zoning the good guys like a rule you all follow
these days?”

“You know, now that I think about
it, you and David actually share some qualities.”

“Like?”
“You’re both really sweet and
nice, the type girls love to talk to because you’re such great listeners.”
He looked puzzled. “Isn’t that
what women want?”

“Well, I can only speak for
myself. And I imagine it must get boring. What I’d really like is someone who
makes me laugh, someone I can be spontaneous and have fun with, not just talk
and listen all the time. He must also be able to make me mad sometimes, and
turn it all around almost instantly too. I want a guy who keeps me on my toes.”

Gideon nodded. “Interesting.” Then
he added, shaking his head, “Girls are just plain crazy and insatiable.”
                                                                      
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December seemed to pass by too
quickly, and Dara found herself staring into a Nigerian map in one of Dan’s
Geography textbooks on Christmas day when she should have been helping her mum
out in the kitchen.
“What have I done?” she groaned,
slamming the book shut.
Dan tried to console her. “At
least you’ve been there before. Now you’re abit familiar with the place. You’ll
be fine.”

“My ass hurts just thinking of the
trip already,”
she said, wincing.
He grinned. “Yeah, you could use
more flesh in that area.”
When she didn’t laugh like she often did when teased
about her derriere size, he added reassuringly, “Don’t worry, sis. You’ll come
home on holidays, right? Easter isn’t so far away.”

Dara shook her head, dejected. “I
can’t travel that distance for a two-day break, it’s not worth it. And I
already know my punishment’s no money for flight ticket from mum and dad. I’ll
be packing for the whole year when I leave nextweek.”

Dan sighed. “But you know, you
might get a rich Nomad with plenty cows and never even want to leave Gombe
again.”

She did laugh at that. The
possibility of finding love with a cattle-rearer was much more attractive than
the deliverance team she imagined her mum would consult if she ever considered
permanent residence in the North.

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