THIERRY HENRY TO REJOIN ARSENAL

34 year old french footballer, Henry Thienry is fully set to rejoin his former club, Arsenal football club. The striker who after leaving Arsenal in 2007 went to Spain's Barcelona football club and then New York Red Bull has started training with the rest of the arsenal team.
Speaking on his return, Arsenal coach, Arsene Wenger stated that the club is happy to have him back adding that his reputation is not on the line.
"You can never take away from people what they have done, that will remain forever. Nobody expects him to be what he was 10 years ago, we just want him to help out."
"I think it is just credit to him to want to be helpful to a club that has given him so much. Therefore I feel there is no special pressure to be the player he was before."
"I believe our fans are happy that players who have done well for the club want to help out again. That is very positive," he said.
"We had that before and it shows that Arsenal have a special link with our players because we had Sol Campbell and Jens Lehmann who helped out for a while and did very well. Now we have Thierry. It is a continuity of the special link with our former players and they are all happy that Thierry is coming back, too. You can always learn in life from people who have the knowledge he has. That was one of the reasons why we brought Jens Lehmann and Sol Campbell back. They have a weight in the dressing room." He affirmed.

Source: Arsenal.com

MUSIC PRODUCER, SAM KLEF'S TRADITIONAL WEDDING

Musician and music producer Samuel Oguachuba popularly known as Sam Klef had his traditional wedding on December 28 2011 in Imo State.
Sam Klef's pregnant bride, Yvonne Ikedru is a 200 level student of Banking and Finance. She is the elder sister of Peggy,a female aspiring rapper under the tutelage of Samclef.

FUNNY, OLD PICTURES OF NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES

Okies. This is different and I hope u find it hilarious. See how our stars looked when they were young. Let's analyze one by one:1) Nollywood actress, Mercy Johnson-Okojie-Senior Mercy's(3rd from left) baggy trousers, poise, haircut point to the fact that she was an authentic senior, who would have thought that the well-endowed actress once looked like this (well, I refuse to judge her by her 'past'.lol)2) Musician, Susan Harvey a.k.a Goldie- So, Sisto Goldie once suffered hair-drought. The few ones on her head shouting Halleluyah together with her shimmering forehead makes this picture look funny.3)Musician Timaya-The self-acclaimed Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa's mouth and ears in this picture is something to 'text home about'.4)Musician Panshak Zamani, known as Ice Prince obviously got the folder and school uniform from a senior in SS3 and if I may ask, ow many ladies fell in love with him after seeing him on shades?5)On Air Personality, Tosin Bucknor looked like a strict health prefect in this picture. Sure some juniors avoided her wahala.lol6)Nollywood actor-Segun Arinze-only his size has changed, he still an 'overSEEer'.7)Presenter Denrele Edun-so Denrele has been like this since he was 2, I'm sure he personally requested for socks instead of clothes and I'm sure he graced birthday occassions like this.smh (Now I know better)8)Ex Beauty Queen and rapper Munachi Abii- this was supposed to be a birthday party or something, I understand Munachi was dancing but was she thinking she could 'uproot' the dance floor by doing this. You are outstanding joor.9)Rapper Jude Abaga a.k.a MI-looked so much like a 10/10 boy. He looked like somebody who doesn't look for other people's trouble and would sit on a spot for 5hours without uttering a word but now??sigh10) Musician Bankole Wellington a.k.a Banky W must have nursed the idea of being a footballer, this one that he was dribbling nobody, that must be the fifth time he 'escaped' from his sitting position.11) Comedia Teju Oyelakun a.k.a Teju Babyface- take a look at this picture well, something tells me Teju looked like a piece of puff-puff or a drowned Agege bread. I will follow my mind.12)Musician- Prince shared some of MI's attributes, gentle or quite but maybe uncomfortable with the dreads.

CHINESE TO MAKE DROGBA WORLD'S RICHEST PLAYER.

A chinese named eGuangzhou Evergrande is fully set to make 33 year-old chelsea striker, Didier Drogba the world's richest player beating Samuel Eto's £350,000 a week record if he joins the club.
Though the Ivorian's contract expires at the end of the season, he wants a longer deal than the one-year offer on the table at Stamford Bridge.
Interested in Drogba include Tottenham, AC Milan, Shanghai Shenhua, Dalian Aerbin. Dalian Aerbin is offering a three-year deal worth £30million Or £200,000 a week – but Super League champions Evergrande is prepared to pay more than Eto'o £350,000 a week.
Speaking about the offers, Drogba's agent, Thierno Seydi stated that 'he's had the offer of a one-year extension from Chelsea, but that does not suit us. At his age, he has nothing left to prove as a player. Once you are well into your thirties, you have to go to a club where you can be certain you'll be able to pay your bills.
He will go where he is offered the most money. It could be the United States, Qatar, Russia or somewhere in Asia.
He'll go wherever he feels good from a financial point of view.'

The offers aint bad at all, why am I not related to either Drogba or Eto'o?

Source: BBC

BETWEEN MERCY JOHNSON AND GOOGLE

Talented and beautiful actress, Mercy Johnson-Okojie has emerged Google's most-searched celebrity of the year 2011.
Needless to say the drama that preceded the dark-skinned Kogi indigene's 'controversial' wedding and her blind lady role in a new movie gave room for search titles like Mercy Johnson's fiance, Mercy Johnson's wedding, Mercy Johnson goes blind and all.

ACTOR FEMI ADEBAYO TURNS BUTCHER

No, he couldn't have fought with a cow, No, he's too gentle to do that neither has he left acting for the abbattoir rather the law graduate is concocting another interesting movie for his teeming fans.
After the success of his award-wining epic movie, Jelili, Femi Adebayo has returned with another movie titled, 'Sonte Alapata'.
Going by this scene, I can imagine what the movie is going to be like. Starting from today, I hav added wonders to his list of names, Femi known for his cool roles surprised me with his role in the Jelili movie, I laughed my heart out. let's see what happens in this new rib-cracking flick.
Shooting of the movie started on December 23rd, 2011. Keeping my fingers crossed!!!

NIGERIAN CHILDREN WRITE PRES. GOODLUCK JONATHAN

I know President Goodluck has a lot of photographs but I purposely selected this. And to some extent, this was exactly the way we felt yesterday.
Following yesterday's bombings, association of concerned Nigerian children penned their feelings to the President, let's just hope he gets this.
Dear Mr. President,We should say Merry Christmas but we are not your goverment, we are not in the business of deception. After almost ten hours of gathering your thoughts to speak on the bomb blasts that rocked the nation yesterday, you still fell short of your own very low standards. What did you intend to say when you said Bomb Blasts are a burden we must live with? Why do you bother to budget over a trillion for security if we must live the burden of insecurity? How come you are still a president? We do not blame you, we blame our older ones who were stupid enough to think that where you come from and your religion was all you needed to be a competent president.They are crying now. We all cried yesterday on the darkest Christmas day of our short lives. While we cried and left Christmas postponed for another year, we watched as you danced your life away like there was no tomorrow. Is it true that all you care about is the fact that you are the president so whatever can happen should happen. Last night we prayed for you. We prayed that the white men should be able to make common sense so that we can budget for it and then you will have it in abundance. As it is, it is obvious sir that you are grossly lacking in common sense. If you weren't, you would never come out to tell a mourning nation that it should get ready to live with the burden of destruction and insecurity. That was utterly insensitive and even the dumbest of our mates, fellow Nigerian children would never descend that low to an unprecedented level of cluelessness.We understand this is not a sane country, if this was a sane country, your ilk will not be in a job. Your security chiefs, yourself and your cabinet would have been throwing resignation letters left right and centre.But then, here is a place where people are satisfied with just being in positions, that they are clueless about what to do in such positions does not matter.Mr. President, Boko Haram defeated you in 2011. What plans are you making for 2012? Do you realise they have since improved while your security tactics remain stop and search? Do you realise they are far more coordinated than ever before? Have you thought of engaging more intelligence in curbing this menace instead of just mere brute? Yes, you have issues with concentrating for long, why not budget for a concentrator? That way you are conditioned to at least focus on being the president of Nigeria instead of our national chief chef? You are wondering where that came from? It came from cassava bread sir. You chose the menu for 2012 but we hope you realise that Boko Haram certainly has a menu.Please Mr. President, they will look to attack again in the New Year, do what you have never done before, get your security chiefs to pretend that by all means. Contrary to your assertion, we are not prepared to live with the burden of bomb blasts. Get yourself to work as stop excusing your inability to deal with Boko Haram on the premise that they are a necessity. What is that? If you cannot lead and be a president, help yourself and resign. Please take your vice-president along. You are a twin set of incompetence.This letter has been written with kind words, not because we are in the mood to be nice to you but because we are children and respect is a value we want to live with but our lack of it sometimes is a burden you must live with as long as you force us to live with your Boko Haram burden.We wrote you a letter on subsidy yesterday but we figured it would be better to send this before you get our other letter. As long as your cluelessness reigns supreme in this country, we will always remind you of our angst and stake in this nation. It is not by force to live in Aso Rock. So if you must, do the right things, say the right things and learn to get the basic things right.The Bomb Blasts darkened our Christmas but your response dampened our mood even further. This is not the way to lead a people. If you need help, we will nominate one of us to offer you words of wisdom for free. As it is, you look overwhelmed by the mere job of providing security for Nigeria let alone the other duties you swore to carry out for Nigeria.Action point: Sack yourself sir, and take Arc. Namadi Sambo along. It is a good place to start.Signed:Association of Conscious Nigerian Children (ACNC)
Source:Omojuwa.com

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