Xavi wants to coach Barca

Barcelona legend, Xavi Hernandez has revealed his intention to manage the Catalan Giants in the future. The 36-year-old who left the sanish club for Doha-based Al Sadd in 2015 after making more than 700 appearances  and winning 25 trophies disclosed this during an interview in the May 2016 issue of FourFourTwo magazine. 
 “I have no doubts. I want to stay in football, being close to the pitch. I would hate being stuck in an office. I want to do something properly or not at all. My ultimate objective is to coach Barcelona.  I’m not hiding that. I want to work again for that house I consider a home.
“Whenever I have 10 minutes to myself, bang – the football goes on the TV. My wife knows that, and she hates football,” he laughs. “I’ll put on La Liga and keep an eye on the Premier League games, too. I’ll study the line-ups, and who’s scored, on my phone.” He hinted.

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Sports Minister orders NFF to pay coaches' salaries

The Minister of Youth and Sports, Solomon Dalung in a meeting with the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) board on Tuesday ordered the governing body to pay all outstanding salaries and allowances of national team coaches and officials with immediate effect.
“We received a report that the bonuses of all the players have been cleared [Monday] but there are challenges with the salaries of the officials.
“I have directed that the available funds in the federation should be mopped up to pay the officials because an empty stomach does not hear the voice of gospel.” He said.

Ladies, don't make big Compromises without big commitments – Joro Olumofin writes


This article was inspired by a friend of mine who asked me to write this so other ladies can learn from her mistake. She had a nice paying Oil and Gas job and was dating the guy of her dreams for 3 years, he then got a job in the US, so he asked her quit her job and follow him without a ring on it or any strong commitment, so she resigned and moved with him.
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Fast-forward 4 months later in the US they broke up. She’s back in Nigeria now single, unhappy and unemployed. Conflict Resolution in Industrial and social Psychology has compromise as one of its major techniques of solving any problems or alleviating an Intense situation.
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This being said, ladies don’t make a big compromise without a big commitment, it may sound selfish but it’s a form of “relationship Insurance”. A lot of ladies today allow emotions and  love cloud their basic cognitive or rational thoughts. Some ladies forfeit their masters or education for their boyfriends, quit jobs to be house wives, empty their accounts for their bf to start a business, move into a guys house ( washing, cleaning, cooking, sewing), refuse a promotion at work, step down from running for office or any campaign.

All these are good and perfect things to be done for your man if he has stepped up, when I mean step up I don’t mean a promise or engagement ring but a court registered wedding because engagements these days are ” a dime a dozen”. Some ladies have used up a lot of their Emotional, Physical, Financial resources on guys that will use those resources to elevate themselves and marry someone else. .

Every man wants and needs a supportive Partner, and ladies want recognition for helping their men but there are some sacrifices or compromise that require a strong commitment, you don’t want to be left hanging or lost in the wind. A lot of Ladies have suffered Depression, Bulimia, Suicide attempts  because they over comprised and their partner married someone else. Make smart decisions.. Big Compromise, Big Commitment.

Fans come for DJ Cuppy for saying money isn't everything

DJ Cuppy’s post about money not being everything has left fans really enraged.

The popular DJ touched a lot of nerves this morning after she tweeted “Money Really
Isn’t Everything. The Older I’ve Gotten, The More I’ve Realized.”
The post didn’t
go down well with fans who took turns to explain why her notion is wrong. 
“cos u were born with it. If u have a 9-5 job, your tune would definitely
be different.”
A twitter user fired back. “There’s one man in my area his legs
was amputated just because of 400k,”
one fan tweeted at her, and another added,
“I don’t think you have an idea of what it means to be in lack.”  

DJ Cuppy, whose real name is Ifeoluwa is the daughter of billionnaire, Femi Otedola

Lionel Messi issues statement regarding new tax evasion allegations

Barcelona talisman, Lionel Messi is irate at the momet. The Argentinean is planning to sue Spanish newspaper over allegations that he set up a tax fraud network. There were reports today that the 29 year-old and former FIFA official, Michel Platini were amongst the names found in leaked documents of a certain Panama law firm, which revealed offshore financial dealings.  
Below is a statement from him and his family.
Given those issued by various media in which is attributed to Lionel Messi creating a corporate structure aimed at news to launch a new framework of tax fraud, the Messi family wishes to make it clear that Lionel Messi has not led out any of the acts alleged against him in them, being false and slanderous accusations have designed a new frame of tax evasion and even create a network of money laundering.
“Panamanian society referred to such information is a totally inactive company, which never had funds or open current accounts and derived from the old corporate structure designed by tax advisers before the Messi family, whose tax consequences for Lionel Messi and were regularized at the time, testifying before the Spanish Tax all income from the exploitation of their image rights accrued before and after the proceedings before the Tax Agency.
“Also in the news it cited such information totally unrelated facts that are currently pending or even cases filed by the courts, as in the case of so-called “charity matches.”
“In short, the facts of information are based on mere conjecture and are based on partial and biased documentation, which are reported by claiming the name and reputation Messi player. This is especially serious when it comes to impute crimes as serious as tax fraud and money laundering, bringing irreparable harm to Lionel Messi.
“Under the above, the Messi family has instructed his current lawyers of the firm Cuatrecasas to analyze the possible filing of legal actions against media that have spread this news.”

Tonto Dikeh is loving her new figure

Tonto Dikeh has revealed she isn’t in a rush to get her slim body back.
The actress who welcomed her first child two months ago
is relishing her motherhood experience. The Petro-Chemical Engineering graduate
who tied the knot secretly with her hubby, Oladunni Churchill last year August
is loving every bit of her new figure.  “Rocking my baby fat
like gold. I own this body and I’m gonna enjoy every stage it takes me to with
pride. Dangerously in love with me.”
She wrote on instagram

Charles Novia weighs in on Wizkid and Linda Ikeji's feud.


Filmmaker and critic, Charles Novia has weighed in on the feud between singer, Wizkid and blogger, Linda Ikeji. The attacks didn’t start yesterday. Both parties have been on a warpath for months now. Read Charles Novia’s thoughts on the furore.

Since yesterday when Linda gleefully posted on her blog that Wizkid got an eviction notice from his Lekki house, there’s been no chill from both sides.
Wizkid reacted with expected anger, calling Linda an ‘Ugly, Old Bitch nearing 40 years and married to her laptop’ . Ouch. He suggested that his Director friend slept with Linda in a hotel!
Having the Right of Reply, Linda fell for the bait and posted a reply calling to question Wizkid’s age and a story that Wizkid’s Porsche cars are on hire purchase.
As expected, Wizkid replied and went on a tirade of how her Pussy needs some cleaning and some other invectives. He listed the cars he has bought, including a G65 as well as four other cars and a house he just built for his mother. He warned Linda that anywhere he sees he, his 16 year old cousin will beat her up.
And the war continues. I have been following the updates with chuckles and much shaking of my head, even though it’s salacious and entertaining.
First, I think Linda should be advised. It’s evident to the discerning that she has a vengeful obsession with getting back at Wizkid and this has been evident since last year when Wizkid took potshots at her age and marital status, which prompted Linda to respond that she’s rich enough to buy any man she wants. ( I actually don’t think any account was hacked as explained then)
Putting up the post yesterday of the eviction notice given to Wizkid was perhaps an intuitive gossip obligation she felt she had to share, after all she’s a known gossip blogger. But it was tactlessly done and exposed an underlying beef which was waiting for an opportunity to get back.
Wizkid’s reaction was true-to-type. He’s a street kid. A Surulere or Ojuelegba product and he’s not expected to have any chill. Unlike Linda, who’s also from a poor background and has some understanding of the rules of the streets of Surulere, Wizkid is a supposed nouveau rich kid whose fame and fortune are grounded in the music of his streets. This means that while some measure of success demands some form of etiquette from Linda, now living among the elites, same us not expected ( even if demanded) from Wizkid.
The difference here is bohemie.
Wizkid is the epitome of the new age of reckless abandon of restraints and respect by his generation. He belongs to an era where he has power. His music is an influencer of moods. He’s danced to and listened to all across dance floors in Africa and beyond. He sways the minds of the twenty – somethings and teenagers. He can’t do wrong in their eyes.
On the other hand, while Linda is also a powerful media figure with much of her readers also amongst the young crowd, she has moved on to an aspirational lifestyle by the flaunting of possessions on her media space. While there might be nothing wrong with that, it’s also a strong reason for her youthful crowd to either be more enamoured with her, with the monthly handouts she commendably doles or they would inordinately harbour some disdain for her over this indiscretion.
The truth of the matter is this; don’t fuck with a musician in a war of words in this new age. Dele Momodu found out the hard way too late when Davido took him to the cleaners and even alluded to his ‘busy body’ tendencies in a song.
You see, with the massive following Wizkid has, all he needs to do is to go to the studio and record a new single calling out Linda Ikeji. It’s that simple. He could just put some lyrics on an ikworkrikwo beat and singing:
‘ Linda o, Linda. Old mama wey nor get Ginger…’
Or something in the vein of his insults to her as we have been reading.
Of course, shifting and shuffling feet don’t have any respect to a good rhythm. People will dance and that song would be stored in the annals of history. All Linda can do would be to keep writing ripostes which would not have any direct impact.
And really, if Wizkid loses steam and becomes a ‘has been’ tomorrow, that’s neither here nor there for him or his fans. He would be part of a vignette of Nigerian music history. He’s already attained some measure of legendary status among his fans in the young age. I will shock you. In the North of Nigeria, especially in Kano of all places, Wizkid is like a god. His music is loved by the Northern youths and Kano alone can shut down if the talakawas ever hear that Wizkid is performing there. I was shocked to find this out recently.
Such is the power of music in the present age.
But I would also advocate that Wizkid and Linda bury the hatchet. This beef is unnecessary, even if it’s entertaining some people.
Let’s all just get along, please.”

The Invisible Bodysuit :The Art of Invisibility | By:Tony Ogunlowo

Have you ever wanted to be invisible? Well, now you can – to a certain extent.
For centuries the art of invisibility has been nothing but folklore and mankind has been fascinated with the idea.
The 1897 science-fiction novel ‘ The Invisible Man’ by H. G Wells tells the story of Griffin, a scientist, whose research into optics leads him to find a way to change the body’s refractive index so he could become invisible. Still a classic tale, the notion of invisibility created in a laboratory has gone on to spawn many science-fiction films, novels and books.
In the metaphysical world, famous occultists such as Franz Bardon toyed with the idea of vanishing into thin air. He believed that if an individual could teleport their consciousness into the fourth dimension, jockeying their position backwards and forwards in time, invisibility could be achieved. It would mean the individual would be able to walk amongst crowds of people and nobody would recognise them. Also stage magicians, using certain elements of illusion trickery, have tried to make themselves truly invisible but to no avail.
The Yoruba’s and the Chinese Ninjas are also believed to have certain magical powers, known to only a very few, that enables them to disappear or become invisible, mostly to escape dangerous situations. Some babalawos claim they can make people invisible and sell useless charms to gullible politicians and armed robbers.
But now it seems science fact is finally catching up with the myths, science-fiction and metaphysics as scientists are working on a suit, for the military, that can render the wearer invisible to the naked eye under certain conditions.
Previous attempts to make objects invisible have resulted in the production of the Stealth F-117A Nighthawk Fighter and B2 bomber. Even though these vehicles are still visible to the naked eye they are invisible to all electronic counter measures and can’t be seen on radar.
For decades DARPA, the American Defense  Advanced Research Projects Agency, has been experimenting with trying to  make things invisible. Even though they haven’t been able to achieve full invisibility they’ve been able to come up with a suit that uses adaptive camouflage technology.
For as long as we’ve had conflicts soldiers have been using one form of camouflage or another to conceal themselves from their enemies; this ranges from their green, brown uniforms to using fake foliage to cover themselves and vehicles.
Adaptive camouflage works in the same way as a chameleon changes colour to adapt to its surroundings, the only difference is that the suit does it electronically using mini sensors and cameras.
Just like the invisible James Bond car in ‘Die Another Day’ the technology uses tiny high resolution cameras on all sides to project images on to LED polymer mats covering the object. When the images of the outside world  are projected onto the mats it gives the illusion of invisibility.
Even though the work is still experimental companies like Mercedes Benz have already rolled out a test model using this technology and DARPA and the U.S Army have a working invisible suit currently undergoing battle trials.  
Wearing the suit a soldier will appear to be invisible from a distance and is being designed so special forces can operate deep undercover in hostile lands with minimum fear of detection.
Just like with any modern day technology, it will hopefully be available to buy, commercially, in a few years’ time. So you can sneak around without anybody seeing you.

Happy New Month!

Happy New Month Esteemed Readers,
We are on another rung of the ladder.
May each day of this new month bring many reasons of celebrations for you. May joy never cease from your lives and homes.
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