FUNKE AKINDELE COVERS JUNE ISSUE OF GENEVIEVE MAGAZINE

What really can seperate Funke Akindele from short gowns? Absolutely Nothing cos she looks stunning in them. Featured on the July cover is the actress cum ambassador.
It is not unlikely that the 'It's my life' caption bothers on her recent marriage to Almaroof Oloyede.

Short Story: The Human Resource Manager | By: Folabi Ogundipe

For  fourteen minutes I sat there just staring at the screen. The coffee in my left hand had gone cold. Only just realizing that, I set it down and proceeded to light another cigarette. The fourth in those minutes. Squinting my eyes as the smoke began to swirl and obscure my view of the screen. In that moment, in that dingy room, it came to me. That moment of clarity, the spark of genius. I knew what I was going to write.

As I set my free hand to the keyboard and began to type, the words came rushing as creative and convincing as my brain could conceive. See, I never had a good education and although I showed some promise and intelligence, I dropped out of the community school before the senior certificate exams. 
It wasn’t just because of the finances, but my father knew I was a no-good sonofabitch and figured he should save the money and I join him on the fishing boats. I’ve sure come a long way from being a poor fisherman’s son. I had employed my intelligence by other means .
Yes, I sure have and I have proved my father wrong. Don’t get me wrong, I still am a never-do-well, but I did amount to something more than what he was. Smiling with a goodly amount of personal satisfaction as I recalled this and setting my cigarette down on the saucer that served as my ashtray, I continued to type with both hands this time.
They were eagerly waiting for me in the other room with our new client, a foreigner as usual, waiting for me to finish. This wasn’t the first time I would have to do this. I wasn’t great, but I was the best writer in our line of business. In fact, my style of writing had become somewhat of a signature and was well recognized by those unfortunate enough to have read them as well as those who hadn’t. My colleagues can’t work without me.
I completed the note and crosschecked it with the demands I had jotted down earlier on a crumpled piece of cardboard, I wasn’t confident about the spellings, but I was satisfied. Not that it would make any difference to the untrained, drug dazed eyes in the next room. I picked my cigarette again as I started to print the document and took a few drags.
When the printer was done humming and shuddering, I picked my gun from the side table and slid it into my belt. The reassuring weight of the weapon ensured the coldness pressed against the bare skin on my lower belly. I snatched the already printed ransom note from the printer and walked to meet the rest of the gang who were watching the 9 o’clock news with our newest kidnap victim in the next room. This is the most exciting part of our operation . Wish us luck.

Folabi Ogundipe is a poet and short-story writer!

PHOTO OF THE DAY: A FRIEND IN NEED

Awwww! I stared at this picture for about 5minutes before taking my off. I imagined how painful the fall had been and the fact that the other guy stopped his race to help his fellow who was down really moved me. Sheer kindness!!!

PSQUARE LOSES MUM

Psquare and other members of the Okoye family are devastated at the moment. Their mother, Mrs Josephine Okoye gave up the ghost last night in an Indian hospital after a battle with an ailment.

The woman was at first admitted at St.Nicholas hospital, she was moved to an Indian hospital when her condition didn't improve. The woman had been very instrumental to the success of the successful artistes.

May her soul find repose!

SAXOPHONIST YEMI SAX DROPS YEMISAX EXCLUSIVES VOL.2

Famed saxophonist, Adeyemi Adeosun has released his much anticipated Exclusives Vol.2 project.

The Sax records CEO kicked off his maiden edition of Vol.1early this year featuring sax remixes to D'banj's Oliver Twist, P Square's Chop My Money amongst others.

The YemiSax Exclusives Vol.2 on the other is filled with tunes from Nigeria's best musicians; Davido's Damiduro, Gaga Crazy by Chuddy K, You Go Kill Me by Sarkodie, Nawti by Olu Maintain, Bum Bum by Timaya and Iyanya's Kurukere to mention a few.

The complete album will be available for sale online at Iroko TV. and other online platforms. The Vol.1 and Vol.2 will hit the streets very soon.

Download

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TALENTED DIPP IS BACK AND BETTER

Multi-talented R n B/Pop performer , Dipp who made a big splash into the music industry in 2005 with Dangerous ft. M.I song and then Pop off selacta, Ko soro nbe ft. Dagrin(RIP) is back and much more better.

Lanky and handsome Dipp is acclaimed for unmatched electrifying stage performances, groundbreaking and award-winning videos.

Dipp would be staging a fantastic comeback even as his 1st single titled ''fly away''produced by ''Phoenix Records'' will be released on 12th July.

Brace up for a totally 'Dipp' experience!

SPANISH LA LIGA 2012/2013 FIXTURES RELEASED

Another La-Liga season is kicking off soon, next month to be precise, below are the fixures Week 1, (19th August 2012)Athletic Club – Real Betis Balompié
Levante UD – Club Atlético de Madrid
Real Zaragoza – Real Valladolid CF
RCD Mallorca – RCD Espanyol
RC Celta – Málaga CF
FC Barcelona – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
RC Deportivo – Club Atlético Osasuna
Real Madrid CF – Valencia CF
Sevilla FC – Getafe CF
Rayo Vallecano – Granada CFWeek 2 (26/08/2012)

Real Betis Balompié – Rayo Vallecano
Club Atlético de Madrid – Athletic Club
Real Valladolid CF – Levante UD
RCD Espanyol – Real Zaragoza
Málaga CF – RCD Mallorca
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – RC Celta
Club Atlético Osasuna – FC Barcelona
Valencia CF – RC Deportivo
Getafe CF – Real Madrid CF
Granada CF – Sevilla FCWeek 3 (2/09/2012)Real Betis Balompié – Club Atlético de Madrid
Athletic Club – Real Valladolid CF
Levante UD – RCD Espanyol
Real Zaragoza – Málaga CF
RCD Mallorca – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
RC Celta – Club Atlético Osasuna
FC Barcelona – Valencia CF
RC Deportivo – Getafe CF
Real Madrid CF – Granada CF
Rayo Vallecano – Sevilla FCWeek 4 (16/09/2012)Club Atlético de Madrid – Rayo Vallecano
Real Valladolid CF – Real Betis Balompié
RCD Espanyol – Athletic Club
Málaga CF – Levante UD
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Real Zaragoza
Club Atlético Osasuna – RCD Mallorca
Valencia CF – RC Celta
Getafe CF – FC Barcelona
Granada CF – RC Deportivo
Sevilla FC – Real Madrid CFWeek 5 (23/09/2012)Club Atlético de Madrid – Real Valladolid CF
Real Betis Balompié – RCD Espanyol
Athletic Club – Málaga CF
Levante UD – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Real Zaragoza – Club Atlético Osasuna
RCD Mallorca – Valencia CF
RC Celta – Getafe CF
FC Barcelona – Granada FC
RC Deportivo – Sevilla FC
Rayo Vallecano – Real Madrid CFWeek 6 (30/09/2012) Real Valladolid CF – Rayo Vallecano
RCD Espanyol – Club Atlético de Madrid
Málaga CF – Real Betis Balompié
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Athletic Club
Atlético Osasuna – Levante UD
Valencia CF – Real Zaragoza
Getafe CF – RCD Mallorca
Granada CF – RC Celta
Sevilla FC – FC Barcelona
Real Madrid CF – RC DeportivoWeek 7 (07/10/2012) Real Valladolid CF – RCD Espanyol
Club Atlético de Madrid – Málaga CF
Real Betis Balompié – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Athletic Club – Club Atlético Osasuna
Levante UD – Valencia CF
Real Zaragoza – Getafe CF
RCD Mallorca – Granada CF
RC Celta – Sevilla FC
FC Barcelona – Real Madrid CF
Rayo Vallecano – RC DeportivoWeek 8 (21/10/2012)RCD Espanyol – Rayo Vallecano
Málaga CF – Real Valladolid CF
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Club Atlético de Madrid
Club Atlético Osasuna – Real Betis Balompié
Valencia CF – Athletic Club
Getafe CF – Levante UD
Granada CF – Real Zaragoza
Sevilla FC – RCD Mallorca
Real Madrid CF – RC Celta
RC Deportivo – FC BarcelonaWeek 9 (28/10/2012)RCD Espanyol – Málaga CF
Real Valladolid CF – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Club Atlético de Madrid – Club Atlético Osasuna
Real Betis Balompié – Valencia CF
Athletic Club – Getafe CF
Levante UD – Granada CF
Real Zaragoza – Sevilla FC
RCD Mallorca – Real Madrid CF
RC Celta – RC Deportivo
Rayo Vallecano – FC BarcelonaWeek 10 (04/11/2012)Málaga CF – Rayo Vallecano
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – RCD Espanyol
Club Atlético Osasuna – Real Valladolid CF
Valencia CF – Club Atlético de Madrid
Getafe CF – Real Betis Balompié
Granada CF – Athletic Club
Sevilla FC – Levante UD
Real Madrid CF – Real Zaragoza
RC Deportivo – RCD Mallorca
FC Barcelona – RC CeltaWeek 11 (11/11/2012)Málaga CF – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
RCD Espanyol – Club Atlético Osasuna
Real Valladolid CF – Valencia CF
Club Atlético de Madrid – Getafe CF
Real Betis Balompié – Granada CF
Athletic Club – Sevilla FC
Levante UD – Real Madrid CF
Real Zaragoza – RC Deportivo
RCD Mallorca – FC Barcelona
Rayo Vallecano – RC CeltaWeek 12 (18/11/2012)Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Rayo Vallecano
Club Atlético Osasuna – Málaga CF
Valencia CF – RCD Espanyol
Getafe CF – Real Valladolid CF
Granada CF – Club Atlético de Madrid
Sevilla FC – Real Betis Balompié
Real Madrid CF – Athletic Club
RC Deportivo – Levante UD
FC Barcelona – Real Zaragoza
RC Celta – RCD MallorcaWeek 13 (25/11/2012)

Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Club Atlético Osasuna
Málaga CF – Valencia CF
RCD Espanyol – Getafe CF
Real Valladolid CF – Granada CF
Club Atlético de Madrid – Sevilla FC
Real Betis Balompié – Real Madrid CF
Athletic Club – RC Deportivo
Levante UD – FC Barcelona
Real Zaragoza – RC Celta
Rayo Vallecano – RCD MallorcaWeek 14 (02/12/2012)Club Atlético Osasuna – Rayo Vallecano
Valencia CF – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Getafe CF – Málaga CF
Granada CF – RCD Espanyol
Sevilla FC – Real Valladolid CF
Real Madrid CF – Club Atlético de Madrid
RC Deportivo – Real Betis Balompié
FC Barcelona – Athletic Club
RC Celta – Levante UD
RCD Mallorca – Real ZaragozaWeek 15 (09/12/2012)Club Atlético Osasuna – Valencia CF
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Getafe CF
Málaga CF – Granada CF
RCD Espanyol – Sevilla FC
Real Valladolid CF – Real Madrid CF
Club Atlético de Madrid – RC Deportivo
Real Betis Balompié – FC Barcelona
Athletic Club – RC Celta
Levante UD – RCD Mallorca
Rayo Vallecano – Real ZaragozaWeek 16 (16/12/2012) Real Madrid CF – RCD Espanyol
RC Deportivo – Real Valladolid CF
FC Barcelona – Club Atlético de Madrid
RC Celta – Real Betis Balompié
RCD Mallorca – Athletic Club
Real Zaragoza – Levante UD
Valencia CF – Rayo Vallecano
Getafe CF – Club Atlético Osasuna
Granada CF – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Sevilla FC – Málaga CFWeek 17 (22/12/2012)Valencia CF – Getafe CF
Club Atlético Osasuna – Granada CF
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Sevilla FC
Málaga CF – Real Madrid CF
RCD Espanyol – RC Deportivo
Real Valladolid CF – FC Barcelona
Club Atlético de Madrid – RC Celta
Real Betis Balompié – RCD Mallorca
Athletic Club – Real Zaragoza
Rayo Vallecano – Levante UDWeek 18 (06/01/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Getafe CF
Granada CF – Valencia CF
Sevilla FC – Club Atlético Osasuna
Real Madrid CF – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
RC Deportivo – Málaga CF
FC Barcelona – RCD Espanyol
RC Celta – Real Valladolid CF
RCD Mallorca – Club Atlético de Madrid
Real Zaragoza – Real Betis Balompié
Levante UD – Athletic ClubWeek 19 (13/01/2013) Getafe CF – Granada CF
Valencia CF – Sevilla FC
Club Atlético Osasuna – Real Madrid CF
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – RC Deportivo
Málaga CF – FC Barcelona
RCD Espanyol – RC Celta
Real Valladolid CF – RCD Mallorca
Club Atlético de Madrid – Real Zaragoza
Real Betis Balompié – Levante UD
Athletic Club – Rayo VallecanoWeek 20 (20/01/2013)Real Betis Balompié – Athletic Club
Club Atlético de Madrid – Levante UD
Real Valladolid CF – Real Zaragoza
RCD Espanyol – RCD Mallorca
Málaga CF – RC Celta
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – FC Barcelona
Club Atlético Osasuna – RC Deportivo
Valencia CF – Real Madrid CF
Getafe CF – Sevilla FC
Granada CF – Rayo Va
llecanoWeek 21 (27/01/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Real Betis Balompié
Athletic Club – Club Atlético de Madrid
Levante UD – Real Valladolid CF
Real Zaragoza – RCD Espanyol
RCD Mallorca – Málaga CF
RC Celta – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
FC Barcelona – Club Atlético Osasuna
RC Deportivo – Valencia CF
Real Madrid CF – Getafe CF
Sevilla FC – Granada CFWeek 22 (03/02/2013)Club Atlético de Madrid – Real Betis Balompié
Real Valladolid CF – Athletic Club
RCD Espanyol – Levante UD
Málaga CF – Real Zaragoza
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – RCD Mallorca
Club Atlético Osasuna – RC Celta
Valencia CF – FC Barcelona
Getafe CF – RC Deportivo
Granada CF – Real Madrid CF
Sevilla FC – Rayo VallecanoWeek 23 (10/02/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Club Atlético de Madrid
Real Betis Balompié – Real Valladolid CF
Athletic Club – RCD Espanyol
Levante UD – Málaga CF
Real Zaragoza – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
RCD Mallorca – Club Atlético Osasuna
RC Celta – Valencia CF
FC Barcelona – Getafe CF
RC Deportivo – Granada CF
Real Madrid CF – Sevilla FCWeek 24 (17/02/2013) Real Valladolid CF – Club Atlético de Madrid
RCD Espanyol – Real Betis Balompié
Málaga CF – Athletic Club
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Levante UD
Club Atlético Osasuna – Real Zaragoza
Valencia CF – RCD Mallorca
Getafe CF – RC Celta
Granada CF – FC Barcelona
Sevilla FC – RC Deportivo
Real Madrid CF – Rayo VallecanoWeek 25 (24/02/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Real Valladolid CF
Club Atlético de Madrid – RCD Espanyol
Real Betis Balompié – Málaga CF
Athletic Club – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Levante UD – Club Atlético Osasuna
Real Zaragoza – Valencia CF
RCD Mallorca – Getafe CF
RC Celta – Granada CF
FC Barcelona – Sevilla FC
RC Deportivo – Real Madrid CFWeek 26 (03/03/2013)RCD Espanyol – Real Valladolid CF
Málaga CF – Club Atlético de Madrid
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Real Betis Balompié
Club Atlético Osasuna – Athletic Club
Valencia CF – Levante UD
Getafe CF – Real Zaragoza
Granada CF – RCD Mallorca
Sevilla FC – RC Celta
Real Madrid CF – FC Barcelona
RC Deportivo – Rayo VallecanoWeek 27 (10/03/2013)Rayo Vallecano – RCD Espanyol
Real Valladolid CF – Málaga CF
Club Atlético de Madrid – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Real Betis Balompié – Club Atlético Osasuna
Athletic Club – Valencia CF
Levante UD – Getafe CF
Real Zaragoza – Granada CF
RCD Mallorca – Sevilla FC
RC Celta – Real Madrid CF
FC Barcelona – RC DeportivoWeek 28 (17/03/2013)Málaga CF – RCD Espanyol
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Real Valladolid CF
Club Atlético Osasuna – Club Atlético de Madrid
Valencia CF – Real Betis Balompié
Getafe CF – Athletic Club
Granada CF – Levante UD
Sevilla FC – Real Zaragoza
Real Madrid CF – RCD Mallorca
RC Deportivo – RC Celta
FC Barcelona – Rayo VallecanoWeek 29 (31/03/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Málaga CF
RCD Espanyol – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Real Valladolid CF – Club Atlético Osasuna
Club Atlético de Madrid – Valencia CF
Real Betis Balompié – Getafe CF
Athletic Club – Granada CF
Levante UD – Sevilla FC
Real Zaragoza – Real Madrid CF
RCD Mallorca – RC Deportivo
RC Celta – FC BarcelonaWeek 30 (07/04/2013)Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Málaga CF
Club Atlético Osasuna – RCD Espanyol
Valencia CF – Real Valladolid CF
Getafe CF – Club Atlético de Madrid
Granada CF – Real Betis Balompié
Sevilla FC – Athletic Club
Real Madrid CF – Levante UD
RC Deportivo – Real Zaragoza
FC Barcelona – RCD Mallorca
RC Celta – Rayo VallecanoWeek 31 (14/04/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Málaga CF – Club Atlético Osasuna
RCD Espanyol – Valencia CF
Real Valladolid CF – Getafe CF
Club Atlético de Madrid – Granada CF
Real Betis Balompié – Sevilla FC
Athletic Club – Real Madrid CF
Levante UD – RC Deportivo
Real Zaragoza – FC Barcelona
RCD Mallorca – RC CeltaWeek 32 (21/04/2013)Club Atlético Osasuna – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Valencia CF – Málaga CF
Getafe CF – RCD Espanyol
Granada CF – Real Valladolid CF
Sevilla FC – Club Atlético de Madrid
Real Madrid CF – Real Betis Balompié
RC Deportivo – Athletic Club
FC Barcelona – Levante UD
RC Celta – Real Zaragoza
RCD Mallorca – Rayo VallecanoWeek 33 (28/04/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Club Atlético Osasuna
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Valencia CF
Málaga CF – Getafe CF
RCD Espanyol – Granada CF
Real Valladolid CF – Sevilla FC
Club Atlético de Madrid – Real Madrid CF
Real Betis Balompié – RC Deportivo
Athletic Club – FC Barcelona
Levante UD – RC Celta
Real Zaragoza – RCD MallorcaWeek 34 (05/05/2013)Valencia CF – Club Atlético Osasuna
Getafe CF – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Granada CF – Málaga CF
Sevilla FC – RCD Espanyol
Real Madrid CF – Real Valladolid CF
RC Deportivo – Club Atlético de Madrid
FC Barcelona – Real Betis Balompié
RC Celta – Athletic Club
RCD Mallorca – Levante UD
Real Zaragoza – Rayo VallecanoWeek 35 (12/05/2013)Rayo Vallecano – Valencia CF
Club Atlético Osasuna – Getafe CF
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Granada CF
Málaga CF – Sevilla FC
RCD Espanyol – Real Madrid CF
Real Valladolid CF – RC Deportivo
Club Atlético de Madrid – FC Barcelona
Real Betis Balompié – RC Celta
Athletic Club – RCD Mallorca
Levante UD – Real ZaragozaWeek 36 (19/05/2013)Getafe CF – Valencia CF
Granada CF – Club Atlético Osasuna
Sevilla FC – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
Real Madrid CF – Málaga CF
RC Deportivo – RCD Espanyol
FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid CF
RC Celta – Club Atlético de Madrid
RCD Mallorca – Real Betis Balompié
Real Zaragoza – Athletic Club
Levante UD – Rayo VallecanoWeek 37 (29/05/2013)Getafe CF – Rayo Vallecano
Valencia CF – Granada CF
Club Atlético Osasuna – Sevilla FC
Real Sociedad de Fútbol – Real Madrid CF
Málaga CF – RC Deportivo
RCD Espanyol – FC Barcelona
Real Valladolid CF – RC Celta
Club Atlético de Madrid – RCD Mallorca
Real Betis Balompié – Real Zaragoza
Athletic Club – Levante Week 38 (01/06/2013)Granada CF – Getafe CF
Sevilla FC – Valencia CF
Real Madrid CF – Club Atlético Osasuna
RC Deportivo – Real Sociedad de Fútbol
FC Barcelona – Málaga CF
RC Celta – RCD Espanyol
RCD Mallorca – Real Valladolid CF
Real Zaragoza – Club Atlético de Madrid
Levante UD – Real Betis Balompié
Rayo Vallecano – Athletic Club

ACTRESS MOYO LAWAL LEADS AMAKA IGWE'S NEW SOAP, 'NOW THAT WE ARE MARRIED'.

Delectable actress and Best of Nollywood 2011 nominee, Moyo Lawal's acting career has in no doubts been growing in leaps and bounds. Moyo who was once a contestant in the Next Movie Star has featured in movies/soaps, one of such is MNET's Tinsel.

Despite her busy schedule, the fair in complexion thespian was chosen to play the lead role in Nollywood Legend Amaka Igwe's new soap 'Now That we are

Married".

Speaking on the new project, Moyo said, "I have worked with so many professionals but working with Amaka Igwe was another awesome experience."

She continued, "She is very thorough and when she gives you a script, she believes you can deliver. It feels great playing the lead role, Nefisan. I am happy to be a part of this, Bobby Micheals Kelvin, the guy who was my husband in the soap was also on point, viewers are certainly in for a thrill"

The soap will be aired on TV screens from Thursdays at 7.30pm.

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