COMEDIAN BASKETMOUTH IS REPORTEDLY THE FIRST PERSON IN AFRICA TO ACQUIRE THIS CAR

This is not a laughing matter. Sources claim that Nigeria's most successful (arguable) comedian Bright Okpocha popularly known as Basketmouth has acquired a 2013 Opel Insignia car, customised to his taste.

Well, acquiring a car isn't much news, what however got me interested is that he is (reportedly) the first man in Africa to get the ride. It costs £42, 000.

When you're big, you're large and when you're in large, you're in charge and when you're in charge, you discharge.

Source:Y!Naija

MARIO BALOTELLI WANTS THIS POSE IN A LIFE-SIZED STATUE OF HIMSELF

You remember this pose? This was when he scored against Germany in the Euro 2012 semi-final and now, Mario Balotelli wants this pose in a life-sized statue of himself. The Milan striker has engaged the services of a local artist to immortalize himself. He's going to keep the statue in his home.

According to the artist, "I presented several drawings but Mario wanted to be immortalised in a pose that shows him having scored a goal, highlighting his muscles and with an expression of defiance.

"I have imagined him as an athlete from ancient times and the statue will be a mix of classical and pop style in platinum and coloured bronze with the eyes made of stones."

CHARITY LOUNGE CONVENER, CHASTE INEGBEDION BECOMES UN PEACE AMBASSADOR

Charity Lounge Convener, Chaste Inegbedion has been honoured with the UN Peace Ambassador position. This came barely 48 hours after the fifth edition of the quarterly 'fun in fundraising

event Charity Lounge… which held at the Pelaruz Food Café. They were unveiled on January 20 at an exclusive venue in Ikeja.

The Universal Peace Federation and Youth Federation for World Peace have honored some Nigerians who have distinguished themselves in the society in their respective professions.

Other recipients include Nollywood actress, Halima Abubakar; singers, J-Martins and Sunny Neji, Benita Nzeribe, among others.

MUSIC: T'MO- HEARTBEAT

Tosin mohammed aka T'mo Is an upcoming singer, who is looking to make his cut in the ever-evolving Nigerian music industry.

The songwriter&performer kicked off his singing career some years back & has been recording varieties of songs. He recently took a step further with the release of a mind-blowing cover song (marvin's room by Drake) "heart beat".

His second song, "Mayomi' though yet-to-be released is equally impressive, the promising artiste has a lot to offer &sees himself going places in 2013 and even beyond.

Listen to heartbeat here:

http://hu.lk/3zqteus7iatc

2013 KENNIS MUSIC EASTER FIESTA CANCELLED

The annual Kennis Music Easter Fiesta organized by frontline entertainment company, Kennis Music will not hold this year. This was confirmed via a statement on the Kennis Music website.

"Due to the loss of our dear Oluwabimpe Goldie Harvey, The Management has decided not to celebrate this year's event. The festival is hereby cancelled for 2013. However, you can join us for a Thanksgiving service/Tribute Concert to be held at a later date. Thank you for your understanding"

Signed Management.

OPINION: NEVER LEAVE MONEY ON THE TABLE. WHAT IF DAREY HAD…. BY: DEJI AJILOLA.

Still on Darey Art Alade’s Love like a movie concert, I know it has come and gone (if not buried) but the show has got some tongues wagging. Here’s an article I got from thewriters’creed website.
N.B: This article does not represent the view of the members of the editorial team of this blog.
 
When will Nigerian entertainment entrepreneurs learn? That’s the question I keep asking myself when I see shows poorly packaged. I am not a learned music entrepreneur or a guru in the entertainment industry but i have common sense. However, don’t take me seriously. This is just my opinion. When i heard Kim k was coming to Nigeria, I just scoffed. Someone said ‘bad belle’ and I replied “You will see it’s just a scam!!!”
Scam? Well, she came. That in itself is not a scam. Now the question really is “who was scammed?” Honestly, I’d say everyone including Kim k. Before you castrate me, let me explain myself.
First, let me disagree with this contentious argument about the fees. I don’t see any reason why Kim k cannot earn or make the supposed $500,000 dollars in Nigeria. The simple reason is: she is very marketable.
You cannot put a cap on anyone’s financial value. Including you!!! Anyone can be worth whatever they choose. And I’ll admit, her marketability is probably her only talent. All the management company that brought her would have done is all in the word ‘LEVERAGE’… Simple English word ‘LEVERAGE’
The stage was set, the season was divine [valentine], Kim k was the product [she is sexy, very true]. All that was missing was common sense.
 
Kim k has endorsed and made lots of beauty products that sell all over the world between $20 and $250 [about N3, 200 and N 40,000]. Those who are staunch followers of the Kardashians will have more info that some of her products sell for more. Her brother Rob, has a socks line that sells for a minimum of $30 a pair [about N 4,800]
Now, why don’t you take her to malls in Abuja, Lagos, and Port-Harcourt for instance? All you need is some nice comfy chairs, good pen or marker and some guys with 10 packs as security and bouncers. Dem plenty for naija!! Sell these autographed products to Nigerians, she autographs them, money is made and everyone smiles. It’s the season of love. Kim k is one of the symbols of sex and romance. What a perfect gift to add to your Val collection for your partner.
The benefits of this strategy are:
Kim k would have gone to major cities in Nigeria selling her products and building her African profile to about 170m Nigerians. That’s huge
She would have made loads of cash. She was supposedly paid $500,000. Let’s say N 80m, i understand millions better.Mathematically;
80,000,000 = 80,000 people x N 1,000 [mind you, none of these products go for 1,000]
80,000,000 = 8,000 people x N 10,000 [this would buy 1 pair of socks and a bottle of perfume]
80,000,000 = 40,000 people x N 2,000 [this can still buy something on the stands]
80,000 000 = 4,000 people x N 20,000 [this can buy two pairs of socks and different bottles of perfume]. And many more.
With these permutations, you can achieve more in all of these cities combined. Even much more!! And don’t forget to collect N 1,000 at the gate for those who just want to sight see. We too like show na!!! So feed your eyes. At least, it’s Kim k. Personally, I would buy at least 3 pairs of socks so I won’t finish the ‘Rob’ in the socks on time due to washing. Na celeb socks na!!
The malls would enjoy traffic on these days and they will sell other items in their shelves they won’t normally sell. They got human bodies through their doors. You don’t have to pay the malls. They can even pay you to host the event. They have the space. You bring the product [Kim k] and the human traffic. shikena!!
Darey could perform at intervals when Kim k is resting while selling any of your albums. Make the fans enjoy!
 
I won’t list all. Consult me for more.
2. If you can provide her with these opportunities, she may not even collect up to the N 80m sef!!. She understands that brands will bring residual income. She can reduce her fees knowing fully well that when Nigerians travel, they will buy her products. So you see here that we got the price down. Simple Logic!!!
3. I don’t think Mr. Darey paid Kim k from his own pocket. If he did, then I must collect my own. However, it’s safe to assume that some corporate bodies contributed handsomely. But whatever you collect from sponsors plus these massive sales, could have conveniently paid her reduced fees; and you can keep the change. Never mind, sponsors already enjoy the hype. There is money in Nigeria to play around with.
On a positive note, I’d like to say that the most beneficial of this deal was Beat-FM. The response from the interview conducted by the lovely presenter Gbemi Olateru Olagbegi [I love her full name, it sounds like a very sweet Yoruba soup that you can mix with ewedu, some bokoto and round-about and those pomo that melt at the sound of your teeth]. I don’t know how much Beat FM paid to be the official radio channel but by all means, many people listened to the interview, it was relayed I think once and uploaded on their website. 
Talk of leverage, I hail Beat FM.
Just check the thread on social media. It created buzz for the radio station my brothers and sisters. Kudos again, Beat-FM. Now to the star struck Nigerians. We still don’t learn from these debacles. Still fresh in our memories was the alleged co-host/chief host saga of one of my finest actors [E.A, I won’t mention his name]. He actually appeared on stage for about 40 minutes drunk and dis-oriented. Memoirs from the ‘KK’ concert [if you can decode that]. I wasn’t there but I heard people trekked to the venue for long distances including our celebrities. Phones were stolen, legs swollen, dresses dusty…. mega stress. I even heard the chief host of the concert said it was the V.I.P guests they paid for the regulars (Regular peeps, make una thank V.I.P., na dem pay for the show gan gan). What an idiotic statement! And the exclusive V.I.P guests were sinking in the sand. They were now told to spread out, so the ground will balance. What a shame!!!
We see concerts of Cold Play and other stars. Of course there is V.I.P but the so called regular have most of the fun. They sing along, dance and are properly entertained for their money’s worth.
What happened to B.R.T. buses? Why can’t you partner with them to convey people to and fro your concert? Why must we be treated like animals and still smile, brag and forget about it.
Father Fela already said we like suffering and smiling. I am sure we will repeat the same this December. This time, look for flats so you can endure the trek well enough! Whenever theses shows are planned, I will gladly take care of the customer service. Worry about making the money, let me worry about giving people the best experience. Everyone must enjoy jare.
Now who was scammed?
Kim k would have made more money and left a good brand experience in Nigeria. Many African countries would have loved to invite her to repeat the same thing. More money!! More brand name! She was definitely scammed. It was also a waste of time. When you are invited to a place as a celebrity, look to make the most of it.
She could have even made $1m. Traveling more than 20 hours just to make a 45 minute appearance is not smart enough even for her oyinbo management. To the Nigerian management company, don’t just settle for the phrase “at least we brought Kim k to naija”!!!  And so what? You could have made the most of it.
To the main artist in this agendum, you are a great performer. With or without Kim k, I will always watch you perform. Nigerians are not tired of seeing you on stage. You are a different breed. Musically enlightened and groomed with the finest culture. Incorporate our local talents or invite artists that can actually sing and make a good show. Next time, exercise more useful thoughts. You are forgiven this time.
Someone said Nigerians will still bring Hulk Hogan to come and roar at an award ceremony and pay him another N 80m. They will call it hype. I laughed. I can’t put this past us. We are very capable of messing ourselves up. Celebs all over the world will say ‘If they can bring Kim k for a 45 minute appearance and still pay her $500k, then I will collect $X for only 20 minutes appearance.” It will be a competition.
Lest I forget, I saw online some actress saying she was better suited to play Kim k’s role. Hmmmmm!!! I haven’t heard of her before and I know for sure she is not as marketable as Kim k. But if it is only for this 45 minutes appearance, maybe she’d be a cheaper option. Of course she will. But for marketability? Mbaaaaaaa!
This is just one man’s opinion.
Source: The Writers’ Creed (Deji Ajijola)

WAVE-MAKING FUNMI ODEGBAMI PICKS UP TWO WOMEN4AFRICA AWARDS NOMINATIONS

She might not be as popular as her Afrobeats singing sensation sister May7ven; but Funmi Odegbami, the lesser known daughter of football legend, Segun Odegbami has done pretty well for herself.

The internationally renowned makeup artist and founder, Makeup Show live has just picked up two nominations in the categories of Best Makeup Artist of the year and Best Educator of the year at the prestigious Women4africa Awards 2013, scheduled to take place on Saturday 18th May 2013 at The Great Hall, Kensington.

Women4africa is a UK registered organisation focused on celebrating  and empowering  Africa and its women by supporting and  celebrating their role in their communities via conferences, supporting education and awarding prestigious awards, recognitions and special honours on such women identified and nominated by the public.

 

Having worked and trained with some of the most prestigious names in the world of makeup and beauty, Funmi, a member of the Black Women in Europe Power List established herself as a major player in the field. Her impressive portfolio includes work on the catwalk, editorial, TV, music videos, events, celebrities and more.  

 

In 2005, Funmi Odegbami established MiNK London, a reputable makeup artist training facility that offers accredited makeup courses at the highest standards of training available; attracting thousands of students from all over the world.

 

PHOTOS: TEARS AND TRIBUTES AS GOLDIE IS BURIED

The remains of the late Susan Olabimpe Harvey (Goldie) was committed to mother earth at Vaults and Gardens cemetery in Ikoyi earlier today.Present at the ceremony include Dele Momodu, Kenny Ogungbe, Denrele Edun, Tiwa Savage, Eldee the don, Weird MC and many more.The late singer died on february 14 2013 of hypertensive heart disease shortly after her arrival from Los Angeles where she in company of the Kennis Music team went to attend the just-concluded Grammy Awards. Meanwhile read her husband Andrew Harvey and best friend, Denrele's tributesAndrew Harvey"Susan you walked into my life, it was like God sent you as a fresh breath. I still remember your response to my first love message. You said 'Love killed romeo, sent Diana to an early grave and killed Jack on the Titanic. Forget about love, just have friendship and live long.Overtime our love grew to a depth I have
never known. You were the best years of my life, your smile, your desire to live your
dream.Denrele Edun
My super star friend sways away and I stand watching till she fades on the horizon and someone at my side says "she's gone"…Gone where?
Gone from my sight, that is all. She is just as gorgeous now as when last I saw her. Her slightly disappearing figure and total loss from my sight is in me, not in her.And just at that moment, when someone at my side says she's gone, there are others who are watching her coming over their horizon and other voices take up a glad shout – There she comes!
That is what dying is – an horizon and just the limit of our sight.My lifeline, my lexicon, therapist and support system…we have known lots of pleasure, at times endured ppai, we have lived in the sunshine and walked in the rain. I had acute malaria (was shaking terribly) but performed "skibobo" with you at the Industry Night and Loud&Proud show, I sprained my ankle but still shot your three videos in a row in S/A.
I left my family house and moved in with you and your family right after all the Big Brother Africa madness, I did all the damage control…I fought every organizer simply cos I wanted you on the bill with me and split my show earnings with you. I dragged you to the American Embassy even if it meant I had to get up at 4am. I endured
negative criticism because shallow minds couldn't. comprehend your brand essence – I started wearing block heels (you got me the most fabulous pair of Jeffrey Campbells) and I damned the consequences. I recorded the reality show "Tru Friendship" with you because you went on and on about it and I wanted to please you.I have been your fierce-alter ego in all your videos, I have fought your fights, endured countless eccentric P.As with you…I can go on and on and this is how you leave me? You chose an eternal sleep over a fabulous life with me? Lest I forget, I ate the entire box of birthday chocolates Bola sent
to you!Phew, I can't type anymore, I'm playing "Good To Me" (always disturbed you to release that song) and my notepad is a misty mass of my never ending tears. So sad when people who give you the best memories, become a memory!
The Goldie I knew, despite your success and worldwide recognition, still wondered, "Am I good enough?" "Am I pretty enough?" "Will they like me?" It was this burden that made you great…And
that made you stumble in the end.Goldie if you can hear me now, you weren't good just good enough – You were abso-frigging-lutely GREAT! You sang the whole damn song without a band- you made the picture of a showbiz star look so perfect! Your parting has left a void, but I will fit it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss and oh yes, these things I too will miss. Even though we are separated and for a time apart, I am not alone cos you're forever in my heart. I will. move mountains to continue your legacy, I will crash ceilings to spread your good works, I will
break barriers to sell your "market" but above all, I will cherish the awesome times we spent together…You will forever be my source of infinity! We wore the same shoe size and had the same body proportions. You made me start strutting lashes and recall I wore that black dress of yours you never got to wear? No masterpiece can ever match your face! To everyone reading this piece, let my dear friend rest in peace! Speak no evil about her, she was too good to be true! I can hear you say to me…Mbirikoko, do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there, I do not sleep, Do not stand at my grave and cry…I am not there, I did not die!
Photocredit: Linda Iikeji

YEMI SAX UNVEILS MULTI- MILLION NAIRA STUDIO

The Sax Records Entertainment Company led by versatile saxophonist over music producer "Adeyemi Adeosun" popularly called Yemi Sax has partnered with Akin Alabi of 'Over The Top' Promotions to unveil a well-appointed multi-million naira professional recording, music rehearsal & video studio.

According to the CEO Sax Records Entertainment "YEMISAX" 'the insight and experience we have garnered over the years as a performer and observer enabled us to coordinate, plan and provide a befitting environment where Nigeria music could best be planned, made and be presented to the whole universe'.

Apart from the studio which is situated in the business district of Surulere, the Sax Oracle has also officially flagged off his record label "Sax Records". Artises currently signed into the budding label include NDLEA Ambassador, Olayinka Lawanson" a.k.a Lamboginny, TJ SAX, XCLAIM amongst others.

KIM KARDASHIAN'S VISIT: "DAREY COULD HAVE FLOWN ME"- JULIET IBRAHIM

If there's one more person who hasn't "recovered" from Kim Kardashian's short trip to Nigeria, it is Ghanaian actress, Juliet Ibrahim.

It would be recalled that the reality show star who ideally was to be special guest at a dinner with 'platinum VIP guests', co-host the Love Like A Movie red carpet session and open the show only did media rounds and sat for at least two interviews.

But the show according to sources, was one of the best musical concerts ever organized in Nigeria and Kim was reportedly paid a whooping sum of $500,000 (N80million).

Juliet Ibrahim took to her instagram page to register her disappointment adding that she would have done much more better.

"Ok here's my 2cents! Been reading comments about Darey's concert and to be honest I don't see why he will pay so much money and fly Kim k down to naija just for a 45sec intro on his show, like seriously!

Bro, u could hv flown me from Gh and I would have represented! What did Kim k do for the 45 secs ? She stood and told a senseless story, I could have stood and told a sensible story about ghana on a Nigerian stage!".

She continued, "Lol no hard feelings but its about time we start appreciating our very own African talents then paying all these foreigners so much for 45seconds performances. Check me out, way hotter than some of them peeps una Dey pay big bucks for nothing better. #wordofadvice #momentoftruth"

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