Nollywood screen goddess, Genevieve Nnaji has inked a reported N100 million deal with telecommunication company, Etisalat. She was officially unveiled at a

ceremony that took place at Wheatbaker hotel, Ikoyi, lagos yesterday, 22nd January, 2014. "#etisalat #goinggreen". She announced on her instagram page.

"We officially welcome @GenevieveNnaji1 as an Etisalat

Ambassador for the #Easyflex. We do quality not quantity." A statement on Etisalat's official Twitter account reads.

The Ije star would join Hollywood's Hakeem Kae Kazim in promoting Etisalat's Easy Flex package. Other artistes on Etisalat's train include Ice Prince, Olamide and Seyi Shay.

This sure looks very offensive. It is offensive. It doesn't only depict racism but slavery. Reactions mostly from blacks have continued to trail this picture posted online few days ago by Dasha Zhukova; girlfriend to Chelsea owner, Abrahamovic. The structure of the chair looks like a black woman being tortured and oppressed. I think this is more than a design.

Still on Toke Makinwa and Maje Ayida's wedding. Like we mentioned few days ago, the popular OAP and her fitness expert hubby opted for a low-key wedding on 15th January, 2014; a decision which shocked her friends, colleagues and family members.

"It was such an intimate event, I haven't stopped apologising to family and friends who feel slighted that they could not attend.  I really did not wish to keep it a secret, If anything we would have loved to have all our loved ones there with us but this was our registry and  so much had happened between Maje and I in the last 3 months. Plus, it was such a huge surprise, I had no clue. I hate surprises but I must say, this one knocked me out of my elements because i usually suspect something is happening. Hehehehe!  I am not fully over it yet."

Alas oppressionism has befuddled the appendage of the innocent gayous Nigerian. I am overghastedly flabberwhelmed at the current social media crinkum-krankum set ablaze in the furnace gargantuan gaga fully odoriferous and bugabooish in this phase and time. The drama is combustible. The police, our most obliquyous Machiavellian baga-bubu has begun their disdain of molestation. The legal intercontinental ballistic missile unsaphronisationistically unleashed by Mr President has caused a global rejection, commotion, and OBAMA has pooh-poohed his mumbo-jumbo.

Nigeria has maniacally accepted a perfidious hockery-pockery of a legalisationism whilst ignoring the poverty portraits on that bewildered, repugnant, wretched faces of the earth.

This is not terra ferma for me and it is clearly a terra incognito. The discobolus generated by the sola-campus nuances is flawless like the biblical 'MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN'.

Now the country is in a political Bermuda Triangle and if we do not take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of eschewable cataracts, land mines waterfronts, icebergs and ox bow lakes of the gay ban, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the capacities and possibilities of berthing in the disastrous and pestilential aqua of a terminus aquem.

Ok sir!