Music: YemiSax- 'Don't Judge Me' (Chris Brown cover)

Acclaimed saxophonist, Yemi Sax releases another great song titled, Don't Judge Me. He dedicates this to everyone out there that has supported and believed in Nigeria music. To the ever diehard fans worldwide, media, bloggers, corporate organisations, multinationals, Government, music producers, fellow artistes and all that have contributed to this growth.

With wide acceptance across the continent and growing influence in the global scene, there has been multiple requests for the jazz remix from the Africa's Sax Oracle, and this has led to the delivery of this spectacular jazz tone originally sang by Chris Brown.

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Say What? Jose Mourinho brands Arsene Wenger a Specialist in failure. Fans react

Trust me, this is one of the deepest insults I’ve heard in football and in recent times. But it didn’t start from Mourinho, a particular comment from the Arsenal Manager triggered the Chelsea’s boss’ lethal response. Arsene Wenger earlier on (on Friday morning) declared that the title is Chelsea’s to lose, adding that anyone who claims their team are not in the race does so out of fear of failure.
So Mourinho who we all know is not ‘really good with words’ replied him thus. “He is a specialist in failure. I’m not, If supposedly he is right and I’m afraid to fail, it’s because I haven’t failed many times. Maybe he’s right. Maybe I’m not used to failing. The reality is he is a specialist. Eight years without a piece of silverware, that’s failure. If I do that at Chelsea, eight years, I leave London and I don’t come back.”
FANS’ REACTIONS

Dear Jose, just go to hell “@itvfootball: Arsenal fans, what do you make of Jose Mourinho calling Arsene Wenger “a specialist in failure”
@PiersMorgan: “Wenger was right too, Mourinho does fear failure. That’s why he’s won 12 trophies since Wenger last won one.”

@TheAmazinGooner: Mourinho’s tactics work well only with money in the bank. Give Wenger a team similar to Chelsea’s and he’ll win the Champions League.

@PartRhymer: As much as I admire #Mourinho, his recent interview targeting #Wenger is an utmost example of why a major population hates him to the core!
@mickgordon19 @itvfootball Sacked twice in 6 years = Failure
@Ahmed91Gooner: Mourinho is a cheque book coach. Arséne builds philosophies and makes footballers. One failed with unlimited funds at Real, other is wanted.

@PoznanInMyPants: Mourinho…so classy he’s working for Abramovich a 2nd time. In between he eye-gouged a cancer survivor. While Wenger fights the good fight.
@OneInvincibles: “Arsene stayed at Arsenal to build something bigger than his ego” Hello Mourinho!

@max_zammon5h
@101greatgoals Lets see Mourinho stick with building success for longer than five minutes.

@Paul_Lake: So disappointed with Mourinho’s comments today. Nothing wrong with mind games, but no need for such blatant disrespect #TheSpitefulOne
@RonnieLugonja3h
@101greatgoals @chelseafc @Arsenal @piersmorgan Joze disrespectful,lack of class. No surprising Thout age brought humility, was wrong!!!

@kristianrover1@itvfootball he’s an ignorant fool!
@AAllenSport Mourinho is a successful manager, he’s also a horrible, classless little twerp. We’ve known this for a decade now. Carry on.

@itvfootball its the only way he gets some acknowledgement, having a 500mil team and not winning is a failure…. #bitscaredMourinho

Short Story: ONITEMI by Oluwafunminiyi Omojola (Valentine Special)

We kick off our new segment (Short Story Fridays) with this short-story titled Onitemi. 
You became a snail and I its shell on one sunny afternoon when the sun sat in the sky with a radiant smile that seemed to say that Eledumare was happy with all His creatures. I had come to your compound to call on Anike, your sister and my friend, so that we could walk to the river together – to fetch water for our mothers, and share the latest gossips. You Odedele, was seated on a log of wood in a corner of the compound.
“E’kasan o,” I had greeted, but you did not respond. Your attention was riveted on the gun which you held on the ground between your bare thighs, its barrel pointed upwards. You were singing an ijala-ode at the top of your voice while preparing for your nightly hunting expedition. I stood with the huge clay pot on my head waiting patiently as Anike dashed from hut to hut. Suddenly, the ijala-ode ceased. I turned and found that your striking eyes were now far busier than your hands, painting gentle tiro patterns all over my luscious body.
“Anike, I will go o,” I had screamed in mock exasperation when the patterns around my breasts had begun to take on a more intricate design than those on my arms and legs. I did not look back as your sister and I chattered out of the compound, yet I could feel the blossoming patterns on my buttocks; they were of a hue far darker than aro! Later in the evening, Maami found it strange that it was you, and not Anike who had brought the morsel of iru she had begged of your mother.
“Meet me in the grove.” You had whispered to me as you left.
“Why?” I had asked, my heart thumping wildly, my eyes darting around fearfully, but only the walls had heard us.
I stole out and met you at the place where you eventually stole my heart.
It was on a winding path lined with palm trees, a path which you told me was the same as that which your heart was leading you through.
“… Paths I never knew existed,” you had confided.
“Why would your heart do such?” I had queried, faking concern into my voice. “Do our people not say that it is he who owns the bata drum that also decides the beats to be played? You own your heart; you should tell it what to do.”
You had stopped under a palm tree and shaken your head from side to side in mirth. You said you could not control your heart since your head had also joined in the winding journey.
“And, Asabi, you know well who ori is – our head is our creator. Anyone who fights ori does so to his own detriment. Wherever the head directs, that is where the feet goes. Mine has directed me to you, and here I am, Asabi,” you had said with a pleading air of finality.
I had burst into laughter, clapping my hands delightfully.
That laughter was as genuine as the village madman’s prophecy which held that a brood of white skinned men would one day make their way over thousands of hills and valleys to our land, to hold us captive.
Then, I felt your hand on my lap; it sent shivers down my back like sour pap did when it hit the palates. I pushed it away, suddenly angry with you. 
“Let me go, Odedele. My feet will go wherever ori leads it.”
I sang as I traced my way back home. I did not need the full moon sitting in the sky. The light that shone through my eyes lightened the path.
The anger was gone. In its place were memories of your warmth and sweet words.
***
We met under our palm tree at a time when darkness had begun to wrestle daylight to the ground.
You placed your arms on my shoulder and sat me down on a boulder while you squatted on the balls of your feet, agilely, like a cat.
“Is this where ori has led your feet?” you asked, chin in palm, warm smile on your face.
“Odedele, my heart sings a song but I do not understand it,” I replied, anxiously glancing at the rumbling skies.
“Then tell me the words of the song Asabi, I have a practiced ear. I understand such things,” you had rasped.
“You won’t make the best interpreter Odedele. The ears have a habit of hearing only that which it wants to hear.”
“And the mind, would it also deceive?” you asked.
“It interprets only its master’s bid!” I insisted.
“Well, that may be true, but it never leaves the master in the dark about reality.”
So I told you that it was a song with shrouded meaning, an untamed rhythm that threatened to tear in half.
“It says we are like two palm trees, the branches woven together… ” I began, my toe drawing circles in the sand.
“Then, it is the beat of love Asabi!” you screamed with joy.
I laughed out loud and long. Ensconced in your embrace that was as warm as it was strong, I realised that the song was of emotions even more intense…
Asabi!”
I jerked awake. The lines of laughter still creased my mouth when I met the astonished eyes of Maami.
“What did you dream about my child?” she asked, gently.
“It was nothing, Maami.” I lied.
In our land, when a dream of good tidings is shared too early, it hinders its fruition. So, I kept the warmth of our sunshine to myself as I balanced the basket on my head, glowing to the farm.
At twilight you and I sat under our palm tree waiting for the moon to appear from behind the hills.
It came with a promise in its halo.
On a night like this, two moons to come, you onitemi, shall become my crown

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Oluwafunminiyi Omojola is a writer. Follow him on twitter @ooluwafunminiyi
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#CHAN2014 Eagles get N30.5m cash gifts

Nigeria’s President Goodluck Jonathan in a reception organized at the Banquet Hall of the State House in Abuja on thursday, February 13, 2014 doled out N30.5m cash to home-based Super Eagles members for their participation and victory at the just-concluded African Nations Championship (CHAN) in South Africa.
You would recall that Nigeria won bronze after beating Zimbabwe to claim the third place at the competition. While the players and assistant coaches received N1million each, Head coach Stephen Keshi and other members of the backroom staff were rewarded with N1.5m and N500,000 respectively.
He also showered encomiums on them, “As a sign of our appreciation we have decided to give you very little token because ‘Thank You’ does not go to the market, We feel like welcoming you in a golden way even though you got bronze because of your outstanding performance in the march against Morocco. Although you did not get gold, you got the hearts of Nigerians. Your achievements speak volume. You may not have won the championship but you performed gallantly.”

8 SWEET WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU FOR FREE ON VALENTINE'S DAY


 
Happy Valentine’s Day people. Couldn’t post this yesterday due to technical glitches so I guess it’s really not belated. Got the points from goodtoknow website but the write-ups are written by me. So here we go, 8 sweet ways to say I Love You on Valentine’s Day, for free, without breaking the bank. (Or before the elaborate celebration)

(1) Make your own card- This is one of the easiest and simplest ways to express your love. With the use of a cardboard or envelope, pen/marker and creativity- you are sure good to go. Writeups can be funny, messy and beautiful, the most important thing is to drive your points home.
 
(2) Say it with breakfast- Take a careful look at the bread and egg picture above. That’s what I’m talking about. Few things are required if you’re considering this option; loaves of bread, eggs and cookie cutter. Frame the egg with a heart shape by using a heart shaped cutter. Dishes like rice can also fit in.
(3.) Mirror on the wall- Get into the bathroom before your partner wakes up and write a love message on the mirror or side of the shower. He/she will see it and smile and appreciate the fact that you woke up early to plant a little surprise.

(4) Write a poem- Are you a writer? Can you string words together creatively? Here’s a beautiful opportunity to pen the sweetest poem ever. Not just any poem, write the ones that reassure him/her of your love. Make sure his/her cheeks stretch beyond elastic limit when reading it.

(5) With weird shaped food- I must confess, weird shaped food, especially heart-shaped ones are difficult to get in the market. We only stumble on them once in a while and usually we notice when we are unpacking food items. If you can get potatoes shaped like a heart, good for you. You can also consider throwing your loved ones heart-shaped tomatoes.

(6) With colourful bed- Oh dear, what can separate ladies from the love of pink? Statements like “awwww, this is so cute” or “are you for real? you’re the best darling” are sure to pop up when you show her colourful beds like this. She will never forget this is a hurry.

(7) On cookies/cakes- Trust me, this is one of the most widely-explored options. Waking up early to bake and writing I LOVE YOU on cookies/cakes is another sweet way of celebrating Valentine, especially big, colourful and uniquely designed ones.

(8.) Say it with a mixtape- this will work pretty well if your partner loves music or has a sonorous voice. All you have to do is to make a playlist of your and your partner’s favourite songs especially old songs they’ve been trying to lay their hands on for a long time. Or if there’s a mini studio in your house (or a nearby one), you can just invite your partner over and melt her heart with one of your best unrecorded love songs.

PHOTOS: KELLY ROWLAND TOUCHES DOWN IN LAGOS FOR LOVE LIKE A MOVIE CONCERT

American singer and member of the defunct musical group, ‘Destiny’s Child’ has arrived Lagos, Nigeria for Dare Art Alade’s concert series, ‘Love Like a Movie’. She came in company of her fiance, Tim Witherspoon. Last year’s guest was international model and reality TV star, Kim Kardashian.
Sponsored by telecommunications giant Etisalat and Fayrouz, the second edition of the Love Like A Movie 2 holds this Saturday, February 15, 2014 at the Oceanview grounds at Eko Hotel & Suites, Victoria Island. A host of other Nigerian artistes are billed to perform.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: STEPHEN KESHI

Eagles’ coach, Stephen Keshi continues to react to Nigeria Football Federation  (NFF)’s decision to appoint a foreign technical assistant coach for him.
“All these talks of foreign coaches I do not understand, I live in LA and I have trained Togo and Mali, if what it takes is to live aboard I am a foreign coach. All I want from NFF is for them to support our programmes for the world cup and Amokachi& I will turn things around. Foreign coach my foot!”

BRITAIN'S MOST EXPENSIVE PARKING SPACE IS UP FOR SALE

An underground space close to London’s Kensington area dubbed Britain’s most expensive parking space is up for sale- for a whooping price of £400,000. Located close to the Royal Albert Hall, the bay can accommodate two cars and costs 15 times the average UK salary of £26,500. It’s also the price of an average UK house (a 5-bedroom countryside home with terraced garden and double-detached garage or a 7-bedroom detached house with garden and parking spaces). Some London property market experts state that you can park your car 880 yards away for 81 years- for the same price. That’s about £35.10 a day.

ACTRESS, LOLA ALAO REACTS TO BEING CALLED A SHOP ATTENDANT IN THE US

Yoruba actress, Lola Alao has debunked the story making rounds that she is now an attendant in a supermarket in the US. The fair-skinned entrepreneur who relocated shortly after her marriage last year labelled the rumour ridiculous and untrue. It all started with the picture above.
“I took that picture they posted on the net in a shop in London four years ago. They resurrected it and now claim that is the supermarket I work in the US. I don’t know what they are talking about; it is their headache. As you can see, I am in Nigeria. I am already used to such stories. At least, people who know me would be giving me money now because they feel I am broke. I don’t have a problem. Let them continue this false rumour.” The mother of one reacted.
The ‘Sikemioluwa’ star continued. “I have a programme, Lola Alao Kitchen. I am shooting it at the moment. That is basically why I am in Nigeria. I am also shooting my movie.”
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