Forever Psquare! Peter and Paul Okoye settle rift

 
Their success lies in their togetherness, we just can’t imagine the successful duo splitting. Their fans have been upset ever since the news of their imminent breakup went round. The solidarity messages posted on their twitter accounts confirm that they have settled their rift. And we hope it stays like that! Amen!!!

Short Story: Danger | By: Sueddie Agema

His legs, as they would say, touched his head in full flight. He wished they could go farther. The Malo guys were fast on his trail and he had to put some distance between them. At this rate he could have won any Olympic race. He leapt over an upturned drum. He reeked of fuel. In a different situation, someone seeing him might have thought it was the fuel that gave him his speed. (So much for thinking only vehicles used it!) Despite his full adrenaline, drench and fear, a flash smile appeared:
 
“Fuel for his speed. Only vehicles, abi?” He looked to his eyes’ limit and noticed a deserted road. When would he get to anyone? He looked to the trees and buildings. Even they looked menacing and so, he continued farther. He looked forward and backward severally in order to be sure no one was following him. Though they were a distance from his sight he could hear their voices. A few days ago he had laughed at the story of a man whose buttocks had been slashed in full flight. It had seemed funny, then. A man in full flight, then, swoosh! No butt again.
 
“Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! O boy, you sabi lie o!” He had said. In the battlefield, the story seemed so real to him now. But which evil spirit had prompted him out? A million curses and more! If he had known he would meet those Malo guys… He had run, actually walked into them:
 
“Stop there!” the obvious leader had commanded, “Where I de go?” he asked, referring to Bem. Fear had seized the laughter that would have greeted this blunder.
 
“I de try reach school”
It was either the leader didn’t hear him or thought Bem meant he was a staff member in school. The order was given and tua!! A slap cut across his face.
“Aôndo!!” he cried, calling God.
Gbuum!! Kpaa!! Gbua!! The several slaps, blows and other forms of brutality not recorded in any written vocabulary kept flying at Bem:
 
“I am a student! I am a student! Wan ye makanta! Eh!! Yaron makaranta!! Dalibi… I be student! I be… ahhh! Ayoooo!! Aondo!!” English, Tiv, Hausa, Pidgin and the unmistakable language of pain! He kept the varying chant which now acted as some sort of background music to the men who increased their pace with each ‘drop.’
 
“M kpe ver o!! I am dead! Na mutu! I be student na!!” He kept on crying as he continued in cycles, in words and movement while the Malos changed their brutalities. A big plank with nails on it appeared from nowhere. A cutlass followed in quick succession. The wielders were swift and seemed professionals. From accounts, it took three seconds. Two in the air and swoosh!! You were… Bem knew this and despite his pains now, prayed all the recitals he had learnt from Youth. Up and…
 
“Stop!” It was the leader. Bem heaved a sigh of relief,
“I promise to go to mass each day and never miss tithes and offertory. No more girls and…” He kept making more fear instant promises.
 
“Student!” Finally, it seemed someone had heard him. The leader looked at him and smiled. He responded with blood stained teeth. The leader said something Bem didn’t understand. But then, the message wasn’t his though it seemed he was the subject. He caught a breather at his attackers’ break. He sat down on the ground, still continuing his promises. Voop!! A tire fell on his neck. The men shouted in glee as fuel was poured on him. Such a show was definitely to be enjoyed. The plan had been to weaken him, then in that state, burn him.
 
Thump! Someone fell with a loud crash and with it, the attention of the remaining eight. The jet took off without any ceremony and shot into full flight. Adrenaline was an amazing human component and at the moment Bem praised God for it. He now knew why their goat had disappeared last Christmas after seeing a knife. Danger sure made man and other animals alike.
 
“Heyaaaa! Ayaaaaa!” Bem heard the sounds in the distance as his thoughts darted back to the present. He ran with renewed vigur and ‘blissfully’ into the arms of another Malo group.
 
“Stop here!” He tried to run but at that instant, a weakened and fearful heart coupled with tired legs, emptied him of all his strength, and adrenaline. The group seized him as he readied himself for death, the promises still on the tongue of his heart.
 
“I will never cheat in my exams…nor lie, ever… I will love you more…”
 
“Release him!” The Leader barked as Bem fell to the floor. His tone became softer “You are a student, ko?” Bem affirmed with a nod of the head. “In that case, I would let…”
 
The first attacking group arrived at this moment, and asked for their prisoner. There were some negotiations and the second leader with a resigned look on his face gave way to the verdict. It was three seconds. The cutlass was raised. With tears and a combination of sweat, fuel and urine, Bem perfectly understood the smell of a he-goat, especially a dead one. He passed out.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
**********************************************************************************
Su’eddie Vershima AGEMA is a poet, short story writer and publisher. He is the Chairman of the Association of Nigerian Authors (ANA Benue Chapter) and author of Bring our casket home: tales one shouldn’t tell. He blogs at http://suddie.wordpress.com, @sueddieagema on Twitter and can be reached at [email protected]
*****************************************
Are you a writer? Interested in sharing your short stories on this platform? Be our guest on our Short Story Fridays segment.
Email: ololade.olatunji@yahoo/gmail.com

Awww! This is one of the cutest ways to propose.

Well, it only applies to unmarried parents who are thinking of settling down. God knows how long it took the guy to “train” this baby to hold the ring that way and he held it well, like he knew what that means to his Dad. Some children are this patient, others would give up the next minute and throw the box somewhere, especially when the mother doesn’t show up on time. Cute!!!

Have you seen the 'new Manchester United coach?'

The new Manchester United coach is no other person than Ime Okon, of the Okon goes to school fame. Fast-rising Nigerian actor/comedian created and shared this photoshopped picture and captioned it, “Sir Alex Ferguson confirms Ime Okon as the new Manchester United Coach”.
In your dreams bro!!! Try harder!lol

Throwback photo: Genevieve Nnaji

I remember that first picture, when star actress Genevieve Nnaji had an assembly of pimples on her face, she was on short hair then and then did braids on few occasions in movies. Right now her face is completely flawless and she’s looking prettier, fresher and chubbier.

Parents of Nigerian-raised Al Jazeera journalist calls on Egyptian authorities for their son's release

The parents of detained Al Jazeera journalist, Abdullah Elshamy are calliing on Egyptian authorities to release their son who has now been imprisoned for 253 days. The prosecutor for the case is expected to reach a decision this week on whether to release the 93-day hunger striker or renew his detention. Speaking yesterday, 23 April 2014, Lagos-based Elshamy Nusehy Elshamy and Thuraya Elshamy said their son, Abdullah Elshamy, is fighting not for himself but for a free media.
Elshamy Nusehy Elshamy told Al Jazeera that despite concerns about the health of Abdullah, his family are right behind him in his hunger strike: “My son is now 253 days without being taken to court; his hunger strike is now more than 90 days. Abdullah is not on the hunger strike for himself; he is doing it to protect free journalism across the world. I call on the Egyptian authorities to free my son and Peter Greste, Mohammed Fahmy and Baher Mohamed.”

 
He also went on to say: “My son is my new teacher; he sets a great example of how self-belief can make anyone stronger. I pray that he goes and wins this battle.” Abdullah’s mother, Thuraya, said she supports her son’s fight for freedom. “I urge Abdullah to continue his hunger strike, because now it is not for himself, it is for freedom and for all his colleagues. My son is innocent and his loves his country of Egypt. He has always reported the truth; his motivation has always been humanitarian and professional causes.” Both of his parents say they support their son’s hunger strike: “Our son has lost a lot of weight, but his strength is boosted everyday by the solidarity of his colleagues from all over the world.”
 
Born in Egypt but raised in Nigeria, Abdullah works as a West Africa correspondent for Al Jazeera Arabic.
He is one of four Al Jazeera journalists detained in Egypt. Al Jazeera English correspondent Peter Greste and producers Mohammed Fahmy and Baher Mohamed have been detained since December 2013.  Their trial was adjourned again this week until 3 May 2014. Calls for their release have been made from the White House, the British Foreign and Commonwealth Office, and the European Union. Similarly public calls of support for the #FreeAJStaff campaign have been made from prominent media personalities with over 50,000 people supporting the #FreeAJStaff campaign, which has had over 1.1 billion impressions on twitter. Various media freedom and human rights groups have also issued statements, including the Committee to Protect Journalists, the International Press Institute, Amnesty International and Foreign Correspondents’ Association of East Africa.

Inspire 101: Actor, Osita 'Pawpaw' Iheme turns author

One of Nollywood’s most “troublesome’ actors, Osita Iheme, fondly called Pawpaw has written a book to motivate students to achieve beyond their perceived limits. The book which is titled ‘INSPIRE 101′ is a collection of inspirational quotes by the celebrated filmmaker. It has been reviewed by Professor Pat Utomi, comedian, Ali Baba and Dimgba Igwe. Osita has also received the approval of the Universal Basic Education Commission (UBEC) to print and distribute copies of the book to schools in the 36 states of the federation and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT Abuja). And it is also expected to form part of their library and research materials.
Adducing reasons for writing an inspirational book, the 32 year-old stated that it was a dream come true. “I pray and believe that the ‘Inspire 101’ (book) will have a direct positive impact on students and any other person that reads it. It is the fragment of my thoughts and beliefs that drove and elevated me from my ‘not too comfortable background’ to a better person in the society. People can move from the background of lack and insufficiency to become a beacon of hope and inspiration to others. As role interpreters, our fans erroneously believe that what we act in movies depicts our true self but this cannot be the truth; ‘Inspire 101’, which is a compilation of my original quotes, is a peep through the window of my soul.”

Mikel Obi is wearing a new look

27 year-old Chelsea midfielder, Mikel Obi is wearing a super new look. He’s also been bitten by the Mohawk bug. The Super Eagles player unveiled his Mohawk-style braid ahead of Chelsea’s Champions League game against Athletico Madrid yesterday which incidentally was his birthday.

Lupita Nyong'o Is People's magazine's Most Beautiful woman

The buzz surrounding Kenyan actress, Lupita Nyong’o lingers. The 12 Years a Slave star who recently landed a contract with Lancome Paris has been named People’s magazine’s most beautiful woman.
Here’s the Mexico-born Lupita’s initial definition of beauty, “Light skin and long, flowing, straight hair. Subconsciously you start to appreciate those things more than what you possess.” She also talked about her best compliments. “when I have been called beautiful with not one drop of makeup on. And also before I comb my hair or put on a pretty dress. Happiness is the most important thing.”
Open chat