This App alerts parents when their children are absent in class.

Parents with overly troublesome kids. Take note. Core Principle of Indianapolis has developed an app that alerts parents when their children do not show up in class. Jeff Whorley , The founder of the app says the aim is to help boost class attendance and improve grades.
Class120 leverages on GPS and WiFi technologies to map out the campus’s layout, while allowing the student to enter the class information as well. If the student does not show up at the location where the class should have been held, a message is sent to the parent with this type of description: “Hi Joseph Montgomery, Class120 was unable to detect Amy Montgomery at the following class today: Biology101.”
Worley says an estimated number of 5,000 users will be using the app across the country by next fall.

Political Prostitutes: Rapper, MI lashes out at Etcetera

Rapper, Jude ‘MI’ Abaga has expressed his disappointment over the points singer turned writer, Etcetera raised in his latest article published in PUNCH newspaper today.
Recall that the latter labelled celebrities frolicking with politicians and featuring in election campaigns political prostitutes. 
The ‘Chairman’ crooner vented his anger on micro-blogging site, twitter in a series of tweets. Read below.
Mr Incredible wrote, “Lol @ etcetera. I remember a time when etcetera and I were hustling the music business together. Doing what we had to to come up.

Hoping that one day we would be in a position for political candidates to seek out endorsment. I’m sorry you aren’t here with us.

The primary thing an entertainer brings to any platform is eyeballs. Look at views with a star and views without. #yoursmarterthanthis

The only reason you write your articles is because that’s your hustle #igetitigetit #hopesayyoudemakemoney #yoursmarterthanthis

If you had a large fan base.. Your lack of class and an ethical compass as a writer shows you would probably support Hitler 4 d right sum

You should be ashamed at yourself. That you would so classlesly criticize anything that puts money in your colleagues hands

You should be ashamed that in the last few years you have done more to pull our industry down then help it grow.‎

And here is my opinion.. Since you freely give yours out. Your album is quite possibly the worst album released by a Naija artist ever!”‎



Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester United top world's most popular sports teams On Social Media list

Real Madrid, Barcelona & Manchester United have topped world’s most popular sports teams on social media. ‎Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool came third, fourth and fifth respectively.
Football teams dominate the top 10 and fill 17 of the 30 slots. 5 teams from the English Premier League, 4 from National teams, 2 from Spanish La Liga, 2 from Turkish League, and 1 from German Bundesliga.
There are 7 NBA teams in the top 30, 3 teams from the NFL in America, 2 from Major League Baseball and 1 Formula One team, Mercedes.‎
Credit: Sports Mail

The latest political prostitutes in town | By: Etcetera

Some say Afro Candy is a prostitute. Some say she’s not or at least, not yet. A few others say she’s a porn star, which is not in the same league as prostitution.
Porn stars are taxed, prostitutes are not. So Afrolicious baybay, you have to up your game to get into the league of prostitutes, if it is what you really desire.
My suggestion would be; instruct your agent or booker to get you appearances in any of the political campaign videos, so you can put to use that floppy behind your mama gave you.
And if you are lucky enough, you can get cameos and wiggle that thing around the aspirants themselves. You have to get your bum (sorry your hands) bloodied to earn the highly coveted “Political prostitute” tag.
Now my Candilicious Afrolistic baybay, these are a few names of the latest political prostitutes in the country: Olamide, Banky W, Don Jazzy, Flavour, Duncan Mighty, D banj, Mercy Johnson, Ibinabo, Ini Edo, Mama Gee, Naeto C, Joseph Yobo, Daddy Showkey, Kanu Nwankwo, and Sammie Okposo.
I have been asked several times if our celebs should get involved with politics. But today, let me push the same question in different words to everyone reading this article.
Do politicians making affiliations with celebs prompt you to vote for them? For me, it’s a definite No. Nigerians are not influenced by celebs to indulge in certain acts because their favourite celeb says so.
For instance, I like Kate Henshaw but expecting me to vote for a candidate she supports in the forthcoming elections is like asking me to start buying a particular milk brand because Don Jazzy endorsed it.
Puh-leez, things like that don’t cut it here in Naija. Naija is a different kettle of fish compared to what is obtainable in places like the US.
The politicians using celebs for their campaigns should ask themselves what on earth the average person has got in common with Dbanj.
He has millions and he may never have to lift a finger again in his life if he so desires. And you think the boys in Okokomaiko who are not smiling will listen to his unrealistic rants on TV and radio?
Using a celeb for election campaigns is as stupid as the political aspirants themselves dancing in their campaign musical videos. Imagine Jimmy Agbaje and Ambode dancing in their campaign videos? Ok, I am sorry, no imagination is needed.
I feel sorry for the politicians that Nigerians are not fooled by all the media images of celebs pushed at them every day on TV. It has become so much that we can’t tell the difference anymore between political campaign videos and the Nigerian musical videos.
The only cocktail of politics and celebrity that the masses are bound to endorse is that of creating useful awareness that will benefit the larger society.
People like Bono have political views which bring attention to real, humanitarian issues that transcend the established political doctrines and have nothing to do with producing those plastic karaoke like political jingles our entertainers are paid to produce.
 Those entertainers who see nothing wrong in frolicking with politicians will say I am speaking from a misguided perspective. Go ahead, defend your support for that politician. Tell me you are campaigning for change. You can’t fool anyone but yourselves.
Hey, my Afro Candilicious baybay, you go ahead with your trade okay? Don’t let the criticisms of your fellow entertainers bother you anymore. Tell them your porn is definitely a kinder and gentler version when placed side by side with their political prostitution.
Now, good day ladies and gentlemen. Please don’t forget to tip the waitress on your way out.‎

This portrait of Lionel Messi just got sold for $556,000

A portrait of Barcelona/Argentina football star, Lionel Messi has just been sold for £317,000/‎$556,000. The illustration by Damien Hirst was sold at a charity auction in London yesterday together with some other paintings/works. 
The  $4 million raised at the event will be invested in 1 in 11, a UNICEF campaign launched earlier this year by Messi and Serena Williams to increase educational opportunities for children in Bangladesh, Indonesia and Nepal.

Opinion: Dear politicians, we are not burnt offerings | By: Emmanuel Egobiambu

The power is in our hands to resist all appearances of political incitement by unscrupulous elements who seek to score cheap political goals because it would amount to an own goal if we succumb to their machinations
As political events heat up, it is expedient to note that the manner, in which some aspirants are going about it, leaves much to be desired. Recent reports in the media are suggesting that a violence-free general elections, is under treat.
It was widely reported that buses belonging to the PDP, were burnt in Jos while APC’s state secretariats, were attacked in Rivers state; all by yet-to-be-identified persons.  These are just a few examples of the “do-or-die” nature of campaign going on it the country.  I begin to ask myself if it is the masses that they claim to represent that they are fighting for.
Now that the elections are at our doors, attention is shifting to the masses; those who have been abandoned to their fate. They are now the goose that lay the golden egg, sort after by all.
To make matters worse, they have bought many souls who are now ready instruments of violence and heating up of the already-hot political atmosphere.
Some who may not carry guns and cutlass have taken to different means to make their points even when the language used in such is nothing but insulting and lacks simple logic.
With the advent of the internet, this is now comes with little or no restrictions, unlike the mass media. Most Nigerians have turned political strategists and campaign managers, churning out all manner of facts; real and unreal.
Since most users of the internet and new/social media are the youths and thus since they form a large chunk of the voting population, are targeted by some irresponsible politicians to become their “political hallelujah boys”.
Every single minute that passes, one is exposed to one post or the other launching assault on perceived opponents. Words traded in such posts are laden with ethnic, religious and political bias.
And the question that I ask myself is “how much have they paid them?” to carry the cross of the campaign on their shoulders even when most of the political elite care little or none about the welfare of the man on the street.
Just like a popular musician sang, “ANOTHER YEAR HAS COME AND THEY WANT MY VOTE ONCE MORE”, it is election year and political jobbers are here again.  My concern is the plight of the common man on the street that is often carried away, and incited by some power-starved politicians who want power by all means.
These politicians can go any length to “use” people, notably the youths, to power their political life. But again, I ask myself if we have not yet learnt our lessons because it seems that we forget so fast what happen to us.
These same power hungry politicians’ lure people into carrying of arms, snatching of ballot boxes and other sundry acts in previous elections, only for the victims to live with the scars afterwards.  They buy guns for us so that they can get to where they want to go, but how many of their children are in the country, not to talk of doing such?
As Nigerians, especially youths, we must begin to ask ourselves if the so called politicians that we want to kill ourselves for, truly care for us. We have been deceived for long and thus we do not wish to continue doing same thing while those we think we are working for smile to the bank at the end of the day.
Even if you share a different opinion from another, that does not warrant the shedding of blood. For how long can we continue to kill ourselves, hoping that it would be better some day? Must we slaughter ourselves while those we slaughter for, fly over us in jets to cool their head in the “tushest” of apartments abroad?
I know we want to take full part in the political process. It is our right but we must remember that where our rights end, other peoples’ own start from there. I am speaking mainly to the youths. Everyday, the pangs of unemployment, poor power supply, strikes and the likes, stare us in the face yet we want to kill, steal and destroy for them.
We have been deceived for long and need to stand up and take the bull by the horn. Nigerian youths, this is the time to take our destiny in our hands! Why should we kill and cause chaos just because of some insincere political thieves, who masquerade as agents of hope and a better Nigeria?
We are the ones that can lead this country to the heights we so desire of it, not outsiders! If we must take the bull by the horn, then we should eschew violence from our conducts.
This is a democratic setting and we must allow the free flow of opinions, irrespective of our stance. We are the future of this country, and if we are to land in the Promised Land that we are clamoring for, then violence is not the path!
The power is in our hands to resist all appearances of political incitement by unscrupulous elements who seek to score cheap political goals because it would amount to an own goal if we succumb to their machinations!
We should be thinking of issue-based campaigns and not just sitting and watch them draw us back; incite us into fighting and then leave us to kill ourselves.
Although, I commend the signing of peace pact by the presidential candidates; being the major actors, before, during and after the elections, it is good to note that it should go beyond that because we have seen agreements broken in the past and this might not be different.
The candidates must know that it is never a do-or-die affair. Nigerians, we must take our destiny in our hands, let us not allow some devils in the mode of angels to stir us into violence, because if we do, we would be the ones that would face the consequences!
To those who think they can come again with their alluring and inciting words to push us into killing innocent souls, you would only succeed if we fail to learn our lessons from the past. The time is right for us to take this country to the next level.
There is no need to kill your brother because he shares a different political point of view. Respect is earned and also reciprocal.
Credit: Y!Naija

Jackie Chan's son leaves prison

Legendary actor, Jackie Chan’s son, Jaycee, who was sentenced to 6 months in jail last month after pleading guilty to drug offences/providing venue for drug users has left prison.
According to reports, he left Beijing’s Checheng prison in the early hours of today, Friday, February 13, 2015. Albeit he was sentenced in January, the court took into account the time he already spent in detention August.
The 32-year old actor is expected to hold a news conference tomorrow, February 14 to for apologies and explanation.

Short Story: Twinge | By: Morountodun

Alex stared coldly at the other side of the bed. Two years ago, the very same spot had brought him absolute joy. Even though suspicion and fear had crept in a few months later, soon to be followed by the deep sorrow and hurt that had hit him the past two months, he still hadn’t ever thought the day would come when the only emotion he would feel for his matrimonial bed and anything–anyone–it represented would be this mere numbness.
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e picked up his phone and did what he had been contemplating for some days. The automated response after a few seconds confirmed he had dialled the right number as he didn’t have it saved on his phone.  The customer care line had its digits corresponding to the letters that formed the company name on a keyboard–smart move for ‘living in customers’ hearts’, as Helen often put it whenever she was advocating for her new-found passion. She had needed to get shopping stress off her mind so she could ‘focus more on work’, hence what had led to her obsession with online shopping. And focus on work she had, mused Alex emotionlessly.

A female customer care representative soon came on the line, and Alex told her briefly after she introduced herself, “I need a vacation. What travel packages do you have for next weekend?”

“May I know your name, please?” The CCR asked politely.

“Alex.”

“Thank you for calling, Mr Alex, but travel deals aren’t part of our services here at Nudot.com. We’re a retail company specializing in clothing items, household appliances, gadgets and books. May I suggest that you contact any of the travel agencies for that, please?” She said, cheery.

“Can you get me a number?”
Slight pause. “Sir, I wouldn’t have any of their numbers at the moment as we don’t render such services.”
Alex sighed and told her, exasperated, “You work at an online company, I would think you could just search the web and get me an address or a number to call. I can’t access the internet at the moment and I really need this!”
He had to mentally caution himself after he had spoken. She had done nothing but her job. Helen was the reason why he felt so bitter, so angry with the world. Deep inside of him, he had known her boss couldn’t just have been that extremely generous to her, like she had claimed. And of course, she never told him the Abuja trip was a getaway for two. Unfortunately for all, the plane returning them home had crashed, and out came the roll call. And the truth.
If the CCR was any less friendlier than she’d been before, he didn’t notice it in her voice as she calmly replied, “Alright, Mr Alex, while I’m checking for some travel agency contacts for you, may I let you know about some fantastic buys you cn get from us this weekend?”

“Ok.”

“If you’re interested in household appliances, there’s an excellent, affordable toaster going for just two thousand naira. Also, with the World Cup just around the corner, there are good quality jerseys available at low prices. So if you’re a fan, you could just order a…twin set, for you and your wife, if you’re married, or–“
“My wife’s dead. Please just text me the numbers.”

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“I’m so sorry about your loss, Mr Alex–“ Lola began, before she noticed he had hung up. She swallowed and quickly looked around to see if anyone had heard her conversation with the customer. 
The Quality Assurance (QA) team would have, of course. They got paid for snooping in on calls,  and one of them would soon show up to tell her how she could’ve better handled the call.
“Did I hear you mention travel deal now?” Bolaji, her older colleague sitting next to her, asked.
Lola nodded, updating her report on the monitor.
Bolaji hissed and said in her usual loud voice, “Some customers can be so funny. Does this look like a travel agency? And he cut the line on you, didn’t he?”
“Yeah, but I guess I upset him. He probably just lost his wife and I was going on about the set of jerseys–“
“Well, you’re not a fucking psychic now, are you? You were only doing your job!”
Lola wished she’d tone it down abit, but after three weeks on the job, she was getting used to the fact that quiet wasn’t exactly the word to define her mentor on the job with. She reached for her phone in her bag.
“What are you doing?” Bolaji asked, watching her every move with narrowed eyes.
Lola shrugged. “I feel like I owe him an apology. I want to text him the numbers he asked for too. It’s not really official, so I can’t text him using the company account, right?”
She cringed as Bolaji laughed a little too loudly and said, causing everyone in the room to look their way, “Well, you’re still new at this. Soon enough, you’ll learn to not let customers get to you. By the time you sell on credit out of pity and get into trouble with the management, oh you’ll definitely learn!”
Victor from QA walked into the room then, just in time to see catch Lola typing away on her S4. “Tell me you’re not texting that Alex guy on your phone,” he said, standing behind her with this hands at the back of her chair.
She turned and gave him an apologetic smile. It was against company policy to give out personal information, she knew that.
“You’re giving him a free, direct access to your mobile number for speaking to you like that, and you still won’t let a nice guy like me buy you lunch?” He told her, feigning annoyance.
Bolaji, who had been talking to another customer, muted the call she was on and told Lola in a mock-whisper, “That is to say, you’re still on his to-do list, so help you God. Amen.”
The call centre erupted into laughter, as loud as could get without being heard by the customers, and Lola smiled. Victor had been on her case sine her very first day at work, but she had been quick to learn of his reputation as office playboy.
She thought about Mr Alex again before the next call on the queue came in. How had he lost his wife? Did he wake up crying in the middle of the night because the pain was almost unbearable? Did his chest tighten and his heart threaten to stop beating like hers still did two months after losing Lolu in that ill-fated FT 719? Did he notice how she almost didn’t want to say the word ‘twin’  because it brought back memories that almost brought tears to her eyes?
“Helloooo!” came the voice of the baffled customer, who was wondering why her call had been picked and no one was speaking.

Lolu would always live in her heart, she only had a few more hours’ work for the day–she might as well make it count. Momentarily discarding the grieving thoughts, she injected a full dose of smile in her voice and spoke sweetly, softly into the phone, “Welcome to Nudot.com, your favourite online marketplace. I’m Omolola, how may I help you..?

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Meet the hottest player in the Premier League

A group of American women were asked by popular bookmaker, Paddy Power to pick their hottest player in the premier League. And guess who took their fancy most? Arsenal striker, Olivier Giroud.
Paddy Power took 300 pictures of Premier League footballers; two goalkeepers, five defenders, five midfielders and three strikers from each of the 20 teams and asked 250 American women, unfamiliar with UK sport, to rate these sporting gods purely on physical attractiveness.
 
The top 10:
1. Olivier Giroud (Arsenal)
2. Santiago Vergini (Sunderland)
3. Matty James (Leicester City)
4. Paul Konchesky (Leicester City)
5. Jason Shackell (Burnley)
6. Erik Pieters (Stoke)
7. Morgan Schneiderlin (Southampton)
8. Nacer Chadli (Tottenham)
9. Ciaran Clark (Aston Villa)
10. Ben Foster (West Brom)
(O_o Where’s Fabregas, Nani, Evra, Walcott?)

Nigeria ranked 42nd in latest FIFA rankings

Nigeria has moved up one place to 42nd position in the latest FIFA ranking. Algeria top the chart for Africa while AFCON title holders, Ivory Coast and  Ghana come second and third respectively. 
1. Germany
2. Argentina
3. Colombia
4. Belgium
5. Holland
6. Brazil
7. Portugal
8. France
9. Uruguay
10. Spain
Latest FIFA Ranking (Africa)
1. Algeria
2. Ivory Coast
3. Ghana
4. Tunisia
5. Cape Verde
6. Senegal
7. Nigeria
8. Guinea
9. Cameroon
10. Congo DR‎
11. Congo
12. E. Guinea
13. Mali
14. RSA
15. Egypt
16. Gabon
17. Zambia
18. Burkina Faso
19. Rwanda
20. Togo

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