Mr. President, are you for real? | By: Etcetera
Dear President Buhari, I will like to extend an invitation to you for a tour of down town, so that you can have a clear view of what the people who voted you into office feel about certain decisions your government has taken so far, especially the decision to ban ‘I-pass-my-neighbour generator’.
Contrary to the picture your advisers have painted to you, the decision to ban ‘I-pass-my neighbour’ generators will only bring more hardship to the people down here who have never in any way, benefitted from the Nigerian government at any time. The little hope that your “change” mantra brought to the poor man is fast becoming another tale in the book of presidential lies.
So, for you to really understand the ramification of your decision, I urge you to come for a quick tour of down town. Don’t worry sir; it won’t cost you a thing. We will ensure that your visit is as comfortable as we can. Yes, we know you don’t take ‘shepe’ or ‘mishango’ or ‘Ghana root’ mixed with ‘draw-draw’. But don’t worry, we will have enough pure water available for you to cool your feet, wash your face and quench your thirst.
It is true that the streets down here are littered with broken water pipes and heaps of smelly refuse dumps as a result of lack of government presence.
But babu wahala, we will see to it that your danshiki doesn’t get so messed up. It will be nice to have you address the youths and explain to them why you have taken the decision to throw our streets into darkness and expose us to more terror from armed robbers.
Sir, have you considered the amount of small business operators that will be incapacitated by the ban you have imposed on ‘I-pass-my-neighbour generators’? Come sir, and see for yourself how many families will lose their source of livelihood simply because they cannot afford to purchase the bigger generators.
Sir, what becomes of the barber, the hair dresser, the recharge card seller whose business is run with ‘I-pass-my-neighbour’ generator?
Have you considered the difference between N10, 000 generator and a N50, 000 generator? Do you think the people are happy using ‘I-pass-my-neighbour generators? Someone who earns as low as N15, 000 monthly, how do you expect him to buy and maintain a N50, 000 generator?
You should also consider they have other needs. I think this is a wrong move and one that will drive most self-employed youths into armed robbery and other illegal activities.
And ‘I-pass-my-neighbour generator kills? Hmmmm Mr. President, I thought hunger and bad roads have killed more Nigerians than generators? How come you haven’t placed a ban on hunger and bad roads? Is this a part of the “change” we should expect from this regime? Is this one of the groundbreaking ideas given to you by the new minister for power? How do we achieve steady supply of electricity by banning smaller generators?
What I see here sir, is the government favouring the rich against the poor. The importers of bigger generator will no doubt see this as a welcome idea; that is if they didn’t lobby for it. This is one of the most insensitive decisions taken by any Nigerian government.
Shouldn’t it be a general ban on generators? Is it that punishing the poor has become a goal in itself for the government? Too many affluent Nigerians – and, in particular, members of the political elite – seem to have no sense of how much suffering is down here on the streets.
Little wonder the governors woke up one morning and decided that they can no longer pay the N18, 000 minimum wage of workers. For these governors, what is really striking is the total disconnect between conventional wisdom and the reality of life – and death – for much of the nation. It is like there’s a badge of wickedness on the forehead of our politicians.
Sir, what we want is for you politicians to stop talking blithely about the importance of alleviating the sufferings of the masses and truly start looking at the way their less-fortunate citizens live.
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The richest fixture in football is here! Predict the El-clasico scoreline and win N1000 airtime
The most expensive football match in history is here. It is another El-Clasico weekend. Barcelona will travel to the Barnebeu to snatch their first el clasico win of the season. The host, Real Madrid will also look to defeat their guest and reclaim la liga top spot.
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We have no money to pay Golden Eaglets’ World Cup bonuses – NFF
Federation has denied claims that the Golden Eaglets received N20, 000 as transport allowance when the
team was decamped on Thursday. The football
body said the Amuneke-tutored team who won the 2015 FIFA U-17 World Cup in Chile a week ago are yet
to receive some of their bonuses and
allowances because the federation is cash-strapped
the semi final and final matches of the World Cup have not been paid to the
Eaglets. There is no money to pay these bonuses and we can’t pay them for now. The
problem is that we can’t pay the money we don’t have. There was a rumour that
we gave the players N20,000 each as winning bonus. Where can we get the money?
It’s just a lie.
get enough money we will pay all the players. They have done this country proud
by winning the U-17 World Cup and we must appreciate them by paying any money
due to them,” NFF General Secretary,
Dr. Mohammed Sanusi explained.
Headies 2015: Falz, Simi, Korede Bello, star in new campaign (Photos)
Iyanya |
Simi,Adekunle Gold, Iyanya, Bez have starred in a new promotional campaign for the
forthcoming Headies 2015. Regarded as the most prestigious music awards in
Nigeria, the event will hold in December 2015. Other artistes who posed with the Headies in the
campaign include Cynthia Morgan, Small Doctor, Praiz, Aramide, Joe El, Reekado
Banks and many more.
The Headies used to be known as The Hip Hop World Awards.
Usain bolt wants Manchester United trial
Bolt has spoken about his desire to play for Manchester United. The 29 year-old
once joked about playing for the English club but now he would really cherish
an opportunity to don the Red Devils’ kit. The inspiration to be a footballer for the
club was drawn from the fastest man in the world’s first visit to the Old
Trafford pitch as well as his meeting with the club’s former boss, Alex
Ferguson.
was mind bent on playing for Manchester United. I was like, ‘Yo, I
need to play for Manchester United.’ I was telling Fergie to listen. He
was like, ‘Come, you should come train with us. Then
he left and I was like, ‘I’m never going to get into this team.’
do a trial and see if they would say, ‘Alright, c’mon in,’ or if they would
say, ‘No, you are not any good.’
fit, I am quick, I can control the ball and I understand all of the play.
do a trial then they would say, ‘You know what, here is a contract for five
years.’
here’s a five-year contract. Let’s just do it.” He concluded
Oliseh incapable of qualifying Nigeria to 2018 World Cup- Clemens Westerhof
Sunday Oliseh in charge, Nigeria may not qualify for the 2018 World Cup, ex
Nigeria head coach Clemens Westerhof has
claimed. The Dutch manager who stated in July this year that the ex
Super Eagles player was a wrong replacement for Stephen Keshi told journalists that Nigeria’s recent victory against
Swaziland does not call for celebration.
the return leg match of the preliminary round of the qualifiers. But does that
really call for celebration? Yes, there are no minnows in football but who are
Swaziland to hold the Super Eagles to a goalless draw (in Swaziland).
Super Eagles won 2-0 but is it not
a game the Super Eagles should be winning 6-0 7-0 under normal
circumstances? What type of football do they play in Swaziland?
is not the first match Super Eagles have played under Oliseh. There has not
been any difference between their first game under him and the game with
Swaziland.
sorry, with Oliseh, the Super Eagles may not go to the World Cup in Russia,” The 75
year-old who coached Nigeria for five years and won the 1994 Africa Cup of
Nations in Tunisia affirmed.