Below are the FIFA rankings for September 2013. Spain still claiming the number one spot. Last month, August 2013 Argentina was on the 4th position, Germany 2nd, Italy 6th, Columbia 3rd, Belgium 10th, Uruguay 12th, Brazil 9th, Netherlands 5th, Croatia 8th, Portugal 7th, Greece 11th, United States 19th, Switzerland 15th, Russia 16th, Chile 21st, England 14th, Bosnia-Herzegovina 13th, Ivory Coast 18th, Ecuador 17. takes

(1) Spain

(2) Argentina

(3) Germany

(4) Italy

(5) Colombia

(6) Belgium

(7) Uruguay

(8) Brazil

(9) Netherlands

(10) Croatia

(11) Portugal

(12) Greece

(13) United States

(14) Switzerland

(15) Russia

(16) Chile

(17) England

(18) Bosnia-Herzegovina

(19) Ivory Coast

(20) Ecuador

Award-winning Nigerian artistes; Iyanya and Iceprince will be starring in MTV's drama series, Shuga'. Iyanya will be making his debut in the film, Ice Prince on the other hand once starred in Yvonne Nelson's movie so it should be his second appearance in a movie.

The duo will be visiting Badoo nightclub, a regular hangout owned by Tiwa Savage, who's playing the role of Sade in the series.

Directed by Biyi Bandele; the brain behind Half of a Yellow Sun movie. Other members of for the cast include Chris Attoh, Maria Okanrende, Sharon Ezeamaka, James Egbuson, Kachi Nnochiri, Olumide Oworu, Ugbeye Owumi, Sani Mu'azu, Bikiya Graham-Douglas, KC Ejelonu to mention a few.

Check out their promo shot

http://loladeville.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/tiwa-savage-chris-attoh-kc-ejelonu.html?m=1

Award winning actor and film maker, Kunle Afolayan, has released the posters of his new flick, October 1. The star-studded movie would be released next month although the date is yet to be disclosed.

The three characters pictured above include Kanayo O. Kanayo, who plays the role of Okafor, Kayode Aderupoko as Sergeant Afonja and ace fashion designer, Deola Sagoe as Funmilayo Ranson Kuti (Fela's mum).

Culled from PUNCH. The name Patrick Obahiagbon needs no introduction, the Chief of Staff to the Edo State Governor who is famous for his outrageous grammar spoke at length on his diction in this interview. (Excerpts)
(1) What is your educational backgroundI am by the grace of the celestial choir, a legal practitioner, a public administrator, an international historian and a diplomat. I earned a degree in Law and was called to the Nigerian Bar as a solicitor and advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria about 25 years ago and I do also have a double-barreled Master's degree in Public Administration and in International History and Diplomacy.(2) Why do you always speak 'big grammar'?I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it's just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.(3) How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.(4) Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser's language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
It's a long time ago, so I can't remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We're looking at close to 20 years ago.(5) How does your family understand your English?My family and friends understand me perfectly just the same way you understand me now though, I must admit that it depends on the issues on the piazza.(6) Is this the way you were speaking in your school days?I'm sure if you confer with my school mates they will tell you that I no longer speak what those who just know me now call "grammar." I could speak for about twenty minutes when I was in the university and you won't understand one word of what I said. I must say I have deteriorated in my grammatical construct.(7) How did you start speaking in this manner?It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.(8) Did you write exams in school in these big words?I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O' Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.(9) Didn't you have problems with your teachers?It no doubt gave me serious issues at the university and that is because some, if not most of my lecturers, ran away with the erroneous impression that my attitudinal predilection had a deprecable tinge of academic braggadocio and intellectual megalomania. But this assumption was both mendacious and a fallacious ad hominem. I could not but take solace in that Latin apothegm which states that O Tempora! O Mores.(10) Was English your best subject?My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.(11) So what did you score in English
language?English language was of course my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.(12) Do you pray the same way you speak?God understands all languages, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- "when the students are ready, the masters would appear."
More than seventy per cent of humanity don't know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.(13) By the way, are there other names you call God?God is variously known as Jehovah, Yaweh, The Great Grand Architect of the Universe, The Cosmic Host and several other names known alone to heirophants but which names are so ineffable for me to mention here.(14) Do you know that many people don't take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicatingWhy will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.(15) Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.
(16) When you speak to Caucasians of English origin, how do they react to you?My friends that are whites simply marvel and sometimes get maniacally bewildered when we engage, most times to my consternation.(17) Do you think that you understand English language better than the owners of the language?I have never had the ambition to know the English language more than the owners. However, I must mention that they are shocked most times to find out several words from me they never heard of that existed in the dictionary. Yet, those words are supposed to be theirs. Na so we see am.(18) Have you ever met with the Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka? And what's your opinion of him?Professor Wole Soyinka is an international personality. It's either you have met him personally or by reputation. He is a great man and I enjoy reading him anytime, any day.(19) Can you ever be caught speakin
g what many would consider as normal English?I speak in plain Ceasers language or what you call the normal language and let me tell you that I will hold my own even in pidgin conversation. No just try me at all at all o.(20) Do you look forward to developing your own dictionary?My own dictionary? I have never really given that a thought, but there is a young man in one of our universities who travelled all the way to meet me in Benin. His doctoral thesis is on "Obahiagbonism as a style of language."(21) How many dictionaries do you read a day and how often do you read dictionaries?I have read and still do read a vaudeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black's Law Dictionary to Encarta and from Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. I developed my corpus of vocabulary by reading omnivorously.I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers.(22) You seem to mix English with other languages…On mixing of languages; that comes with reading omnivorously. You cannot but pick these words here and there if you have an audacious reading culture.(23) Is any of your children like you?My children are still growing but I petition the celestial choir and cosmic hosts to give them the gift of kissing the hybla bee.

It's been about Mesut Ozil for more than a week now. While fans and colleagues are still lamenting about his departure from Bernabeu and storming sport shops to buy his Madrid jersey, Real Madrid president Florentino Perez isn't moved, infact he really never saw the German as a professional player.

During a recent interview about the player who spent 3 years in Madrid, Perez revealed that Ozil was obsessed with women and night life. "He was obsessed with women, He would go out at night with his mistresses and without sleep for hours and hours"

Asides this, sport pundits also strongly believe the sour relationship between Ozil's father, Mustafa Ozil, and the Real Madrid President plays a big part in the latter's bitter comments.

By the way, some footballers love women, they have girlfriends, mistresses etc what makes Ozil's habit so different?