FUNNY BUT ANNOYING ISSUES ABOUT NIGERIAN MOVIES (CONT'D)
Lemme first of all apologise for the bringing the concluding part of this writeup very very late. I promised to be back the following week but weeks rolled into months and I forgot about it. If you’ve not read the Part 1 of this article, you’ve missed lots, check the link below and read up. So, here I am, with my remaining points. Click here if you missed the part 1.
11) Plagiarism– i saw a film some time ago, I was so impressed by the unique
storyline that i persuaded few friends to get their copies. Few months after, I
discovered it was a duplicate of an old Indian film and this happens every
freaking time.
storyline that i persuaded few friends to get their copies. Few months after, I
discovered it was a duplicate of an old Indian film and this happens every
freaking time.
(12) Flashback in a flashback– while collating points for this article, i
asked a few friends to send in their thoughts and a good number of them
mentioned this multiple flashbacks in a flashback issue. It irks me a lot. Mr
David sees an old classmate of his, suddenly, they launch into a flashback, in
that flash back is Miss Sarah carrying a baby, then another flashback of how
they argued over the paternity of the baby comes up. Total Crap!
asked a few friends to send in their thoughts and a good number of them
mentioned this multiple flashbacks in a flashback issue. It irks me a lot. Mr
David sees an old classmate of his, suddenly, they launch into a flashback, in
that flash back is Miss Sarah carrying a baby, then another flashback of how
they argued over the paternity of the baby comes up. Total Crap!
(13) Posters- You find about to 6 or 8 scenes on a single movie jacket. And
this reason for this is not far-fetched, to lure viewers.
this reason for this is not far-fetched, to lure viewers.
(14) Unrealistic comedy scenes- please for how long will a gateman be
insulting his boss or his boss’ girlfriend or wife. Well, a bit of exaggeration
isn’t bad to spice things up but this has become a norm.
insulting his boss or his boss’ girlfriend or wife. Well, a bit of exaggeration
isn’t bad to spice things up but this has become a norm.
(15) Roles– The person playing the role of a Doctor in a Yoruba film is a
go-to actor for crime roles, with badly-constructed English sentences and
unkempt look. I understand that a thespian has to be versatile but No, Ajigijaga
isn’t appropriate for that role.
go-to actor for crime roles, with badly-constructed English sentences and
unkempt look. I understand that a thespian has to be versatile but No, Ajigijaga
isn’t appropriate for that role.
(16) Hairstyle- An actress would wear two hairstyles throughout a movie. One
hairstyle throughout her university days and the second during her wedding and
child’s naming ceremonies. Whatever happened to wigs? Not good enough.
hairstyle throughout her university days and the second during her wedding and
child’s naming ceremonies. Whatever happened to wigs? Not good enough.
(17) Unthinkable titles– When it comes to movies with absurd titles. Nigerian films take
the cake. What in this world inspired titles
like Tear my bra, fuel subsidy, Oga at the top, Limpopo Babes and the likes?
Well, be certain that such movies have nothing to offer.
the cake. What in this world inspired titles
like Tear my bra, fuel subsidy, Oga at the top, Limpopo Babes and the likes?
Well, be certain that such movies have nothing to offer.
(18) Locations- What’s with the idea of turning sitting rooms to police
stations, balconies into prisons? Or asking about 6-10 ladies and guys to start
walking around a shopping complex with books just to make it look like they are
in a campus. You think we won’t know?
stations, balconies into prisons? Or asking about 6-10 ladies and guys to start
walking around a shopping complex with books just to make it look like they are
in a campus. You think we won’t know?
MISS NIGERIA 2013 HONOURED IN IMO STATE
For emerging the winner of the pageant and serving as an inspiration to many ladies, the Imo State House of Assembly has named the 22 year-old queen the face of Imo State. She got a cash gift of N500,000 and a popular road in Owerri has also been named after her.
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The enigmatic Afro classic singer's banging Afro Praise jam lays weight on African sound! It talks about the infusion of African melody, drums, percussions and conga into the modern Afro Hip or Hiplife tone.
ALL AROUND will liven up the praise community in no time from now and its release will further give birth to a more powerful Afro tone and great videos from the invigorated talented singer.
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TYPES OF MEN YOU SHOULD NEVER MARRY
(1) The Toxic Bachelor:A toxic bachelor is very smart, charming and well –mannered, he will win you over with sweet beautiful words. He would always say he has not found his Mrs. Right yet, thus getting you to make hopes. He's the type that will not introduce you to his friends and family because he is not prepared to get serious.
(2) The I-Am-Not-Over-My-Ex Guy:He is still not over his ex girlfriend and every woman he meets does not reach the latter's standard. This is probably why he will not marry you, because he is looking for his Ex.
(3) The Eternal Romantic:Unlike the Bachelor, who runs away from commitment, The Eternal Romantic is all about marriage. He loves romance in its essence, however, once the butterflies go away, he will also be gone. Dating him can seem like a perpetual honeymoon, nonetheless, pay attention because this guy is about covers and not content.
(4) The I-Am-Always-Looking-For-Something-Better Guy:He constantly wonders if there is a better woman out there and always keeps his options open, thus being reluctant to monogamy.
(5) The Career GuyThis type of guy is more focused on his career than your relationship, because that is his no 1 priority.(6) Mama's Boy:This guy has a very close relationship with his mother. Although he's caring, loving and understanding, his mother's influence will not only affect his career decisions, but also his love life. So, if you ever considered making him choose between the two of you, you should be ready for an answer that you might not like.(7) The Peter Pan Man:Peter Pan Syndrome is often seen in some guys in their 30s or 40s that act like high school boys and not like the men they should be. Despite being funny and spontaneous, when you need to take a serious decision, he would probably not be around to help you.(8) The Control FreakHe may offer you protection at first, however, in the end he might end up suffocating you because he wants to keep track of your schedule and also wants to know everything you do.
Source: informationng.com
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TOP 10 CONTESTANTS OF THE 'MY BIG NIGERIAN WEDDING CONTEST' UNVEILED
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Top Ten Couples and their votes
(1) Stephanie & Victor – 10,540 Votes
(2) Ginika & Uzo – 10,060 Votes
(3) Adaeze Duru & Nnaemeka Ekeleme – 9,400 Votes
(4) Angela Akpa & Danielo Bonomi – 5,901 Votes
(5) Vivian Uyi Igbinoba & Donald Chimezie Ezeonyido – 5,091 Votes
(6) Adaeze Oluhu & Abayomi Odusi – 4,272 Votes
(7) Rachael Orlu & Basil Owomero – 2,723 Votes
(8) Olabisi Soipe & Ayodeji Arowolo – 2,590 Votes
(9) Omobola Omoesiri Eruedoja & Openiyi Anthony Ayodeji – 2,072 Votes
(10) Seyi Ogundairo & Justice Ifeanyi Morgan – 1,421 Votes
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Already over 72,000 votes have been counted from over 32,000 registered voters. We are thankful to all visitors who have taken their time out to visit the MBNWedding.com site in the past few weeks and are overwhelmed by the numbers. Over 50,000 visitors and over 450,000 clicks so far have been recorded on the site!
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