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Lol! Man lists 6 funny reasons he's breaking up with his girlfriend.

Lol! Where do I start from? 7 weeks into their relationship, a 30 year-old dude called it quits with his girlfriend because of the following outrageous reasons.

The recipient described the text message as a bit laughable. She had so much fun with the message that her friend decided to post it on social media. Nos 1,2,3 cracked me up a lot.

Photo: President Goodluck Jonathan, Atiku Abubakar&Mohammed Buhari star in new "movie", Last Flight For Abuja

‎Saw this on twitter and just had to share. This is a ‘movie’ we would all see next year.  Titled ‘Last Flight For Abuja’ and from the acclaimed director of Fuel Subsidy, the flick stars President Goodluck Jonathan, Atiku Abubakar &Mohammed Buhari. It would premiere in 2015, around April or so. You all are advised to fasten your voters’ card.

Wayne Rooney now third-highest goalscorer for England.

Who says he’s not yet qualified to be an England great? English footballer, Wayne Rooney has become the third highest goalscorer for England. He created the record after netting a brace during England’s game with Scotland yesterday.
The Manchester United star who scored his 45th and 46th international goals on his 101st appearance is now beyond Jimmy Greaves who scored a total of 44 goals for England. He’s now looking to surpass Gary Lineker and Sir Bobby Charlton’s records.

We Broke Your Hearts: Nelson Mandela's glasses sculpture defaced in South Africa.

A group called Tokolos Stencil Collective have defaced the  Ray-Ban sun glasseps sculpture erected in the memory of the late former President of South Africa, Nelson Mandela in Cape Town. Titled, ‘Perceiving Freedom’, the brilliant piece of art was done by Michael Elion. ‎
The vandals who stencilled ‘We broke your hearts’ and ‘Myopic Arts’ on the lenses of the glasses believe that it is not only commercially exploitative but is disrespectful to Mandela, because his eyes were severely damaged by the blinding whiteness of the limestone quarry he was forced to work on the island
Shortly after defacing the statue, the  radical activism group  sent out this statement.
 “As requested, Tokolos has heeded the call. You’re welcome to have someone check out the new and improved Ray-Ban Madiba glasses this morning before the authorities arrive… Aluta continua… Tokolos.”

Joan Rivers’ ‘Fashion Police’ replacement unveiled.

Comedienne cum actress, Kathy Griffin has been unveiled as Joan Rivers’ successor on the ‘Fashion Police’ show on E!.
Albeit there hasn’t been any official confirmation but her position according to TMZ is a done deal. ‎Kathy will now team up with Melissa Rivers, Kelly Osbourne and Giuliana Rancic. The website also added that the show will no longer be a weekly series.

Exclusive pictures of Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo during Portugal Vs Argentina clash last night.

Epic foes, ‎Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi met again at the Old Trafford during the international friendly between Portugal and Argentina last night.
The World Best footballers were the cynosure of all eyes as they embraced, smiled and exchanged jokes with each other during the game. The only goal scored during the match was delivered at the 90th minute by Portugal’s Raphael Guerreiro.
Credit: Daily Mail

11 Against Ebola: CR7, Neymar, Mikel Obi, Drogba others star in new campaign (Photos &Videos)

11international football stars have joined FIFA, CAF and health experts to raise global awareness and promote  preventative measures to fight the deadly Ebola Virus Disease.
The campaign which was launched today November 17, 2014 under the slogan “Together, we can beat Ebola” and the hashtag #wecanbeatebola features;

Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo, Barcelona’s Neymar Jr, Chelsea’s Didier Drogba, Bayern Munich’s Philipp Lahm, Gareth Bale (Real Madrid), Raphaël Varane (Real Madrid), Neymar Jr. (Barcelona), Gerard Piqué (Barcelona), Xavi (Barcelona), Jérôme Boateng (Bayern Munich), John Obi Mikel (Chelsea).

It is so important that we get the right information to those affected by the Ebola outbreak. We all hope this positive campaign will improve people’s understanding of the Ebola virus and help us to reduce the chances of it spreading. ‎Let’s all get behind this campaign to help our brothers and sisters in the worst-hit regions. Together, we can beat Ebola.”

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Brazil/Barcelona star, Neymar Jnr was quoted on FIFA website.

Players are expected to share health message like “Report unusual illnesses” and “Cook meat properly” using animated films, radio content, banners, posters and pictures.

FIFA Chief Medical Officer Prof. Jiří Dvořák, MD said: “We doctors have experienced the power of football when it comes to prevention and health, while successfully implementing the ‘FIFA 11 for Health’ programme in 15 African countries as part of the medical legacy of 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa. Now we are using the same system to tackle Ebola, by presenting simple educational messages to prevent the spread of the disease through the voices of football stars – ‘When football talks, everybody listens’.”
FIFA President Sepp Blatter added: “The popularity of football gives us a unique platform to reach all communities. We hope that football can play its part and that this campaign against Ebola can make a real difference on the ground as the world comes together to fight the virus and to help those living in affected communities.”
According to the World Health Organization, as of 9 November, a total of 14,098 confirmed, probable and suspected cases of Ebola virus disease have been reported in six countries. There have been 5,160 deaths. Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone have seen the highest number of cases.
Click below to watch the campaigns’ videos:
http://bit.ly/wecanbeatebola‎
The 11 against Ebola messages
1. Report unusual illnesses: please report any unusual illnesses or deaths in your community.
2. Know the symptoms: do you have a fever with a loss of appetite, headache, fatigue, pain, vomiting, bleeding or diarrhoea? Know the symptoms of Ebola.
3. Seek immediate medical help: please seek urgent medical help if you have a fever with additional symptoms.
4. Avoid body contact: avoid direct, skin and body contact with anyone suffering from Ebola.
5. Wash your hands and disinfect: wash your hands regularly and disinfect anything touched by suspected or confirmed Ebola sufferers.
6. Wear proper protection: wear gloves and proper protective clothing if you are caring for an Ebola sufferer, and get the right instruction for the use of protective clothing.
7. Cook meat properly: cook all meat and animal products thoroughly before consumption.
8. Always practise safe sex: use protection if you are having sex with anyone recovering from Ebola.
9: Avoid contact with wild animals and bats: wild animals and bats can carry the Ebola virus. Avoid them.
10. Do not touch the dead: avoid direct contact with dead Ebola victims or anyone who has died from a strange disease.
11. Seek help for safe burials: please seek help from local authorities to bury any victims of Ebola or strange diseases.

"You're not the one I had imagined". Groom divorces bride on wedding day.

I know about blind dates but ‘blind marriages?’ I can’t deal. A Saudi groom divorced his bride after seeing her face for the first time when the photographer asked them to pose for pictures.
The couple who never met each other one-on-one during their courtship period had agreed to seal their union this year and on the D-day, the bride was shocked out of her wits when she removed her veil and  heard her groom scream,
You are not the girl I want to marry. ‘You are not the one I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you.’
And that was it!
Credit : Daily Mail

Cristiano Ronaldo swarmed by fans as he touches down UK ahead of Portugal/Argentina friendly.

Cristiano Ronaldo has touched down the UK ahead of his clash with nemesis, Lionel Messi on Tuesday. The 29 year-old Red Devil legend stopped to sign autographs with fans who bombarded him as he made his way through Manchester Airport.
The Real Madrid star would be making his second appearance at Old Trafford since he left in 2009, when Portugal takes on Argentina on November 18.
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