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March 28: The Known Devil or An Unknown Angel? | By: Olaniyan Olawale

Recently I was pondering over this popular proverb that states that “A devil you know is better than an angel you don’t know”. Personally, I do not agree completely with the saying, it sounds ironical because a devil is known for evil and an angel for righteous acts.
This saying might not be the perfect superlative to describe the political atmosphere in the country at the moment but it somehow relates to the situation of the nation right now.
There is no doubt the race to the Presidency is now between two men, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan; the incumbent president and C in C of the nation and General Muhammadu Buhari ;the tireless general, the general of the people as some address him.
Other presidential candidates exist according to INEC, the nation’s electoral body. It is extremely obvious that these candidates would become spectators come March 28 or probably they just want to add the title “2015 presidential aspirant” to their profile.
Firstly, let us take a look at the “devil we know” as stated in the first paragraph and of course it’s no other person than President Goodluck Jonathan. Though he didn’t spend much time as president after the demise of his late boss, Yar’Adua but a year and few months was not enough to boost his scorecard. We couldn’t differentiate the projects his boss initiated from his, that’s if there was any.
Hence, he won the hearts of the voters, some out of sympathy for the man who had no shoes. I still wonder if the “no shoes” theory is a real story or a kind of fable. Whichever it is, trust me Nigerians like such stories, they are mostly moved by the Grass to Grace ones, afterall that’s the storyline we see in nollywood movies almost every week and maybe that’s the kind of story that gives an average Nigerian a glimmer of hope that truly there is light at the end of every dark tunnel.
Also, some voted him based on his academic achievements. We have that belief that a doctorate degree holder; the highest academic degree would be able to provide profound solutions to the nation’s recurring problems. Most of us failed to acknowledge that academics and politics are two different things.
We were overwhelmed with the honour attributed to academics that we couldn’t notice the enormous differences between ideal paper work and real life situations. For example in ideal economics, purchasing fertilizers for farmers in large quatities should be at a lower cost than purchasing it individually but calculating from the real Nigerian situations and considering some factors an average reader should know the reverse is the case. The remaining votes were low for his main opponent then, this same General Muhammadu Buhari.
The last four years of president Jonathan’s tenure has arguably not been good enough probably because our expectations were high or probably because he didn’t gain enough experience while moving up the hierarchy of political power.
His acceleration to the apex was of high magnitude. Although top political analysts didn’t expect much from him, they predicted a government that would be directed by different forces. The President even at sometime admitted that he was confused by so many suggestions and pieces of advices from his cabinet.
Let us now move to the man who is the unknown angel for today; General Muhammadu Buhari. There isn’t much to say about him maybe because I wasn’t born during his era as military head of state but thank God for history books.
According to history, the General’s administration was quite controversial, while some stated that he only strict others said he excessively used the military power in the process of ensuring a disciplined and corruption free nation and some said he ruled with high level of integrity but I never heard of him being corrupt during his administration.
Finally, you’ll agree with me that the saying “it is better to deal with a known devil than to deal with an unknown angel” can’t be applied here because we might end up shooting ourselves in the foot. But it will surely be a factor we’ll consider before voting our choice candidate come march 28.

Governor Rotimi Amaechi's deputy defects to PDP

The deputy to Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State, Mr Tele Ikuru has defected to opposition party, People’s Democratic Party. Ikuru in a statement today described the All Progressives Congress Party as one founded on deception and falsehood.

“My dear People of Rivers State, I bring you honest and sincere greetings. Today, I address you out of the fullness of my heart. 
Recall that in December 2013, out of extreme loyalty to my boss and friend, I joined the APC, along with other then disillusioned Rivers People.

“Ever since, as the true nature and motives of APC are unveiled, I have continued to twist and turn in extreme mental and emotional agony. The more I struggle to 
belong, the more the Rivers man in me rejects the APC.

“After carefully studying, interacting and analyzing the leadership of the party, I have come to the sad conclusion that the APC is a party of rebels, insurgents and anarchists, clothed in robes of pretence and deceit. APC is a party founded on deception and it thrives on unholy propaganda and falsehood.He said.

#BringBackOurGirls: Girls Brigade UK raise awareness on the kidnapped Chibok girls.

Members of Girls’ Brigade England and Wales recently took to Downing Street, UK to deliver 219 ‘Cards of Hope’ to the Prime Minister to raise awareness on the 219 Chibok girls who were kidnapped in Nigeria 11months ago by Islamic sect, Boko Haram. 6 of the kidnapped girls are reportedly members of the Girls Brigade.
Speaking on the move, Lily Emmett one of the girls told Minister of State at UK foreign office, Baroness Joyce Analey, who also got 219 cards that, “the most important thing is that we never give up because we need to continue to show how much we care for the missing girls.”

The Minister replied, “For me the 
important thing is that people care and haven’t forgotten about the Chibok girls, and girls getting education, and the evidence of this is the visit I had from the Girls’ Brigade.”

Photos: Stephen Keshi's daughter's weds

Can read your minds. Stephen Keshi has a marriageable daughter? Was surprised too. The out-of-contract national team handler’s daughter, Ifeyinwa tied the knot with her sweetheart, Emeka Enyihor today at Benin, Edo State. The event was attended by ex coach, Austin Eguavon, coach Valere and a host of others.
Photo Credit: Kisu Sulola

Nigeria ranked the 36th happiest country in the world

Let’s examine some of the factors that make us happy. Money, Marriage, Family and Relationships, Career fulfillment, Personal success, Giving to others, Forgiveness, Good health, Being on social media/watching TV, Playing Games. The list is quite endless. Nigeria has been ranked the 36th happiest country in the world, according to Gallup’s latest Positive Experience Index.
The Gallup study polled adults in 143 countries and asked them a series of questions about the previous day including: Did you feel well-rested? Did you feel respected all day? Did you smile or laugh a lot? Did you learn something or do something interesting? and Did you feel enjoyment?
 Over 70% of them said they experienced enjoyment, respect, rest, and smiles the day before.
WORLD’S HAPPIEST COUNTRIES
1. Paraguay
2. Colombia
2. Ecuador
2. Guatemala
5. Honduras
5. Panama
5. Venezuela
8. Costa Rica
8. El Salvador
8. Nicaragua
11. Philippines
11. Singapore
11. Switzerland
11. Uruguay
15. Argentina
15. Bhutan
15. Canada
15. Chile
15. Dominican Republic
15. Netherlands
15. New Zealand
15. Norway
15. Rwanda
15. Sweden
15. USA
26. Denmark
26. Finland
26. Indonesia
26. Luxembourg
36. Puerto Rico
26. Taiwan
26. Uzbekistan
33. Bolivia
33. Germany
33. Kenya
36. Belgium
36. France
36. Ireland
36. Mauritius
36. Mexico
36. Nigeria
36. Sri Lanka
43. Australia
43. Austria
43. China
43. Peru
43. South Africa
43. Thailand
43. United Kingdom
50. Brazil
50. Mauritania
50. Namibia
50. Senegal
50. Spain
55. Belize
55. Mali
57. Portugal
57. Saudi Arabia
57. Tanzania
60. Malaysia
60. Vietnam
62. Ghana
62. India
62. Italy
62. Jamaica
62. Poland
67. Cambodia
67. Malawi
67. Malta
67. Sierra Leone
71. Guinea
71. Myanmar
71. Slovenia
71. Zimbabwe
75. Botswana
75. Cyprus
75. Greece
75. Hong Kong
75. Jordan
75. Kyrgyzstan
75. Madagascar
75. Zambia
83. Japan
83. Niger
85. Ivory Coast
85. Kazakhstan
85. Russia
85. Slovakia
85. Turkmenistan
90. Algeria
90. Angola
90. Burkina Faso
90. Cameroon
90. Estonia
90. Latvia
90. Macedonia
90. Northern Cyprus
90. Tajikistan
90. Uganda
100. Albania
100. Burundi
102. Czech Republic
102. Lebanon
104. Chad
104. Haiti
104. Hungary
104. Iran
104. Israel
104. Mongolia
110. Benin
110. Bulgaria
110. Congo (Brazzaville)
110. Ethiopia
110. Iraq
110. Montenegro
110. Romania
110. Yemen
118. Armenia
118. Gabon
118. Palestinian Territories
118. South Korea
122. Belarus
122. Egypt
122. Kosovo
122. Togo
126. Congo (Kinshasa)
126. Croatia
126. Liberia
126. Pakistan
130. Azerbaijan
130. Moldova
130. South Sudan
130. Ukraine
134. Afghanistan
134. Bosnia & Herzegovina
134. Georgia
134. Lithuania
134. Nepal
139. Bangladesh
139. Serbia
139. Turkey
142. Tunisia
143. Sudan
Source: Daily Mail

Photos: Ex House of Rep speaker, Patricia Etteh graduates from Buckingham University

Nigeria’s first female Speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon Patricia Etteh, who enrolled at Buckingham University, UK in September 2012 for a 2-year law degree programme is now a graduate.
The 61 year-old former Legislator who was tagged an ‘illiterate hair dresser’ was pictured cutting a cake at her graduation party yesterday.
Recall that Mrs. Etteh was forced out of power on allegations of corruption and gross abuse of office in October 2007.
She allegedly spent N628m for the renovation of her official home and that of her deputy as well as the purchase of 12 official vehicles.

Opinion: Who will save us from Mrs. Malaprop? | By: Gimba Kakanda

As if the campaign trails that have had the handlers of the incumbent President Goodluck Jonathan furiously against the emergence of retired General Muhammadu Buhari as the leading opposition candidate were not exciting enough as comedy shows, we’re being introduced to more hilarious campaign as the wives of the two leading presidential candidates go round the country rallying support for their husbands.

While Mrs. Buhari’s style of identification with the masses, like assisting roadside akara and puff-puff vendors to fry, considered condescending, was an unoriginal comedy, the lady she’s seeking to succeed is already the winner in the comedy category of their aspiration.
Mrs. Goodluck Jonathan is an incomparable clown, only that she’s exhibiting this skill at the wrong occasions and in the wrong way.

During her most recent performance in Port Harcourt, amusing a crowd of women that her husband would marry them if they got pregnant, in her portrayal of the President as gender-sensitive and pro-women welfare, she dismissed Buhari as “expired drug” and her husband “a lion!”
But that was nothing compared to her earlier description of the 72 year-old General as “brain-dead”! In Benin, she said, “Everybody is staying there (the Seat of Power) for eight years. Now it’s our turn. We must complete our eight years. It is a constitution of this country. We will complete our two tenure and hand over.” Not done with this absurd logic, she added: “They are looking for fight, they are looking for war… That is why they went and take expired drugs.”

What beats me more is her conviction that, indeed, her husband is an achiever. It’s however ironic for a lady who was many times at foreign hospitals, with her husband in power, and during whose administration doctors have gone on strike for poor welfare, to boldly campaign that “Goodluck has built uncountable hospitals… (and) trained doctors and nurses.”
Perhaps it’s only normal to appease the women of Lokoja in what seemed like an apology for her husband’s atrocious administration: “I brought some gift for you, I brought rice, I brought meat, I brought brocade. I brought many things for you.”
Calabar was the venue of Mrs. Jonathan’s most despicable clowning. Just the way her husband’s subdued deputy, Namadi Sambo, fumbled in attempts to polarise the nation, the First Lady seemed to have also dug out her husband’s political grave deeper by saying, “Our people no dey born shildren wey dem no dey fit count. Our men no dey born shildren throway for street. We no dey like the people for that side.” – a spite of the North and its destitute beggars.
Mrs. Jonathan seems to have a certain speech impediment. I’ve realised that and, out of a certain sensitivity, I no longer mock her malapropian outbursts. I know some of us do so merely to escape the horrifying realities mismanaged by her darling husband.
What I find disturbing, and which I don’t think should be dismissed as another of her malapropian ways, is the way she continuously contradicts the expectation of a university graduate as literate, learned and supposedly perceptive. Our flawed expectations!
While we all should be ashamed of the educational system that produced Mr. and Mrs. Jonathan at a time our education system wasn’t this chaotic, we need to agree that the nation’s first couple is a reflection of our flaws as a society and a state over the years.
Having this couple as the most important ambassadors of a nation of over 150 million disgruntled people may be ranked the biggest tragedy of this democracy whenever the generation after us sets out to document the miseries of our time.
Like many friends, I’m a reluctant Buharist. But he’s our alternative right now, and thus it’s natural to ignore Mrs. Jonathan’s order that “Anybody that comes and tells you ‘change’, stone that person.”
The joke that Her Excellency wants us stoned for demanding replacement of her husband, over which a number of us are laughing, overlooking it as another of her comedy shows that’s approaching the end, wasn’t taken so by the International Criminal Court (ICC).
This administration has dragged us so low that the ICC, also recognising that “America will know” when it’s uneasy here, has grumbled to rouse fear in our misbehaving politicians. Something needs to save us from Mrs. Malaprop, and ICC, despite it all seeming like a confirmation that ours isn’t a sovereign state anymore. May God save us from us!
Credit: Premiumtimesng.com

Oh No! New case of Ebola confirmed in Liberia.

Liberia’s hopes of being certified Ebola-free by the World Health Organization (WHO) was dealt a major set back as a woman tested positive to the disease yesterday in the country’s capital.
This sad news is coming three weeks after the country discharged its last known patient, Beatrice Yardolo, from a treatment centre in Monrovia.
Liberia’s Acting Head of the Ebola Incident Management Team, Dr Francis Kateh who confirmed the incident said it has been impossible to establish how the woman became infected but the woman has been moved to the treatment centre.
Over 10,000 people have died from the fatal illness which was discovered about a year ago in Guinea., 4,283 from Liberia, 3,712 in Sierra Leone, 2,241 in Guinea and 8 in Nigeria.
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