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"Louis Van Gaal is a devil". Maradona

Diego Maradona has branded Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal a devil for his ill-treatment of striker Radamel Falcao.
The Colombian has been benched in the last five matches of the Red Devils and has featured in about 12 games since his move to Old Trafford on a one-year loan deal.
The soccer legend said denying the 29 year- old of playing chances has made it difficult for him to prove his mettle in the club
He told reporters at a press conference held to promote a charity match in Colombia  “Van Gaal is not a cool guy. He is closer to the devil than anything else. The World Cup was great and I think everyone felt Colombian at least for a while, when James or Cuadrado had the ball.

He continued “If Falcao was there, Colombia may be celebrating their first WC glory.

“Falcao was conditioned due to his severe injury. Moving from France to England was tough and he needed to adapt himself.”

The Igbos are the wandering Jews of West Africa. Etcetera writes.

The Igbos are the wandering Jews of West Africa… gifted, aggressive, Westernised; at best envied and resented, but mostly despised by the mass of their neighbors in the federation – Henry Kessinger (famous American diplomat)
Back in the days, men made fortune out of war, war was business. But today, the Igbos are making fortune out of business, because business is the new war.
Before we talk about the plight of the Igbos in Nigeria, let us start by defining a word that has been frequently used by the Igbos to define their situation in the country, marginalisation!
According to a good number of dictionaries, to “marginalise” means “to treat someone or something as if they are unimportant.” 
It also means “to take or keep somebody away from the centre of action.” Another dictionary defined it as “relegating someone or a group of people to a lower or outer edge of a community or society.”
For so long, the Igbos have bitterly cried out against apparent marginalisation by the Federal Goverment of Nigeria. There is almost a zero federal presence in the east, despite the fact that the eastern region is the most technologically advanced of all the regions.
This suggests unequivocally that the Igbo-speaking Nigerians have been unjustly treated. There is a well calculated ploy by the powers that be from other ethnic nationalities to ensure that the Igbo region stays perennially underdeveloped. 
What the Igbos are going through can be traced to none other than Yakubu Gowon. Gowon should explain why a people who were by far the dominant majority ethnic group were suddenly relegated to only one out of the three states created by him in the old Eastern region.
Why alter demography just to make the Igbos a minority in a region where they were the majority? Since then, the Igbos haven’t been able to get this injustice reversed and till date, they have seen more states and local governments created in other regions across the country.
 Nigerian historians are unanimous that the 1963 census remains the most transparent in the country till date. The 1963 census stated that one out of every four Nigerians was an Igbo, which means that if things were done equitably in this country, the Igbos should have a 25 per cent representation in all federal institutions as well as a 25 per cent share of all states and local governments created since independence.
We must tell ourselves the truth and stop living in denial. Nigeria as it stands today is sitting on a keg of gun powder and if we must stay together as a country, we have to sit down and discuss the terms and conditions of our coexistence.
No section of the country should be treated better than others. I have heard some northerners mutter several times that power belongs to them. “Born to rule,” the old Sokoto State slogan is a clear confirmation of what has been psyched into the system of every northerner. 
And they keep saying “One Nigeria?” Isn’t it obvious that the northerners are more Nigerians than other Nigerians? That’s why they could openly threaten the nation with violence like they did in the just concluded presidential election.
It was peddled about that if Buhari had lost the election, there would have been trouble in the country and as a result, a lot of people voted against their wishes especially in the north. So many issues need to be addressed in this country.
For example, how do you explain why Arabic is on the naira when the official language of the country is English? How do you explain why an Hausa man is allowed to carry daggers freely when others get arrested for carrying a razor blade?
Please, can someone explain to me who the real Hausas are?
 I have travelled to virtually all the northern states and in most of the states, the people I met claimed not to be Hausas but from other tribes. According to them, that they spoke fluent Hausa doesn’t mean they are Hausas.
Nancy who’s from Kaduna always makes it known to whoever cares to listen that she’s not Hausa but Zango Kataf. My guitarist who’s from Nasarawa State grumbles whenever I call him an Hausa man. Amina, my Fulani neighbour screams and curses whenever I call her an Hausa lady. So who then are the real Hausas? 
What states are they occupying? Stop using politics to bamboozle me that Hausa is a majority. Stop using politics to lump Hausa and Fulani together because you want me to think you are highly populated.
 In the just concluded presidential election, Katsina State had over two million eligible voters, I have been to Katsina several times and I can’t remember ever seeing so many people there. How did they come about the figures in the presidential election?
May God save this country from desperate politicians because it doesn’t make any sense politicising the population of the North when we see otherwise each time we travel there. 
It is in the same light they claimed Kano was more populated than Lagos in the census conducted during Obasanjo’s regime. We are tired of these lies. If we must remain an indivisible country, the true population of the Hausas, Igbos and Yorubas and every other ethnic group in this country must be made public as well as the number of Christians and Muslims. Enough of the Hausa-Fulani scam or the Zango Kataf man being counted as Hausa.
Finally, the fact that other ethnic groups see the marginalisation of the Igbos as relative or just a perception and not based on the objective realities on ground is a shame.
The Nigerian army today cannot produce a bullet but the boys in Awka are producing not only bullets but guns. An unbiased Federal Government would have taken advantage of that and create employment as well as exporting to generate money for the country. 
With a little government encouragement, Aba can easily rival the industralised nations of the world in production. If Ndigbo won’t be allowed to enjoy the freedom, to develop and maximise their collective and individual potential through unfettered access, use and exploitation of God-given resources – human and material, the country might soon be plunged into another years of Biafra vs Nigeria and this time around, there will be a victor and a vanquished.

Super Falcons rout Mali, qualify for All African Games.

The Super Falcons of Nigeria thrashed Mali 8-0 (9-1 on aggregate) today in Abuja and picked up a ticket to the 2015 edition of the All African Games coming up in Brazzaville, Congo in September. 
Desire Oparanozie, Asisat Oshoala and Francesca Ordega scored a brace each while Evelyn Nwabuoku and Esther Sunday netted one goal each.

Photos& Video: Comedian, AY recreates the Jega/ Orubebe scenario at his comedy show.

‎Comedian Ayo ‘AY’ Makun is very ingenious and I think he knows it. The actor cum filmmaker has recreated the scenario that played out during the announcement of the presidential results last week. 

While AY played the role of INEC boss, Prof Attahiru Jega some creative person played Godsday Orubebe, the former Minister who disrupted proceedings during the exercise. The comedy was staged at the just concluded AY Live Show.
Photo Credit: Shola Animashaun

Dance Queen, Kaffy Shafau-Ameh is unrecognisable on VL mag cover.

‎Dance Queen and Guinness Book Of Records holder, Kafayat Shafau-Ameh looks so unrecognisable on the cover of the April issue of VL maga‎zine. Initially I thought the lady in the picture was one of the successful run-way models in the country, then I looked at the top right of the cover and found out it’s indeed the stunning mother of two. Power of transformation! 

Ibrahimovic gets four-match ban

PSG striker, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been suspended for four Ligue 1 games 4 following his foul-mouthed attack on match officials.
Recall that he launched the insult during PSG’s  3-2 loss at Girondins Bordeaux on March 15. He also labelled France a “shit country”.
The Swede’s ban will take effect on Tuesday. Meanwhile he’s already been suspended for PSG’s quarter-final first-leg against Barcelona in the Champions League next week.

Short Story: Reverie | By: Morountodun

The madness has started today–mum and dad are at it again. One would think they’d have found a way to live together successfully after so many years, but it only seems to get worse by the day.
Lastweek it was about the fair corper down the street, today it’s dad’s new secretary at work. Every fight always has a girl attached to it. Still, mum never learns.
The other day after seeing some old pictures of her when she was younger and slimmer, I asked if she thought losing some weight might make dad happy. All she said was that it isnt my fault, that if she hadn’t had my brother and I, would she have blown up so? I really don’t get how we are to blame for her letting herself go though.
I remember suggesting that she change her usual lowcut hairstyle for a while too and she just shut me up. She never does anything differently, yet she expects different results. 
I’m even starting to think she actually enjoys the bickering. I’m the closest person to dad in this house, and his spitting image too, why won’t she ever take any advice from me? I’m fourteen, not stupid!
Ini never agrees with me either. Somehow mum is perfect in his eyes and dad is just a pathetic womaniser. But what does he know? He’s barely a year older than I am.
At first the fights used to terrify me. My childhood was lived in perpetual fear of either or both of my parents leaving the house. Later I learnt to stay in my room with my earphones plugged in till the yelling subsided. These days however, I have an even more attractive distraction from the drama.
Uncle Dan is our nextdoor neighbour and has taken an interest in me. I don’t remember exactly how we got so close in the past few months, but I love that he listens to me. He even looks at me like I’m a grown woman and not just some awkward, pimply-faced teenager. The first time he kissed me at his place, I felt rather uncomfortable. But he’s so very mature and nice, I know he was only trying to help me feel better. 
We’ve kissed several times since then, and by the urgency in his hands when he held me the last time, I can tell he’s going to want us to try some other things the next time we see. I don’t think I’m ready and I really wish I could talk to mum about everything that’s been going on. But that’ll have to be someday when she isn’t busy cursing dad at the top of her voice.
“Ire, where are you going?”
I roll my eyes at my aunt Clara, mum’s younger cousin that spends her holidays with us . I’m headed next door for some sweet escape but of course I’m not about to tell her that. All my adoration for her vanished lastnight after I caught her on daddy’s laps at the dining table when they thought everyone had gone to sleep. 
It’s one of the things I need to talk to uncle Dan about today. I know he’ll always come up with something nice and reassuring to say. I can only hope today isn’t the day he’ll want to take things further…
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Morountodun is a writer and a microbiology ‎ graduate of University of Ilorin.
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http://morountosweet.wordpress.com
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9ice appointed Special Adviser to Oyo State Governor.

Indigenous lyricist, Abolore “9ice”‎ has been appointed Special Adviser by the Oyo State governor, Abiola Ajimobi. This news is coming five months after the Oyo-indigene lost his bid to represent 
Ogbomosho North/South/Orire at the Federal Constituency at the Federal Constituency at the House Of Representatives.
 9ice who rose to prominence after the release of his hit track, Gongo Aso announced the news during an interview with HipTv.