If the report on Netng is anything to go by, then actor and producer, Femi Adebayo is about walking another wife down the aisle. Sources in the know revealed that the sought-after-actor found love 2 years ago after his marriage to his wife, Khadijat crashed. The marriage will reportedly hold in the coming weeks.
Photo: Babcock University honours Babatunde Fashola.
Former Governor of Lagos state, Babatunde Raji Fashola was honoured with an award of Honoris Causa by Babcock University at the University’s Post Graduate convocation ceremony yesterday. The renowned lawyer was recognized for his visionary leadership in innovatively attracting foreign investment to Lagos state amongst others.
Short Story: The Birth Of Mbare | By: Eugene Odogwu
SOME PROFOUND births tend to be the result of foolish events. Mbare’s was one of such births, Adudu being the fool in question. It was one of those nights where even the air was latent with careless abandon, where a man would be tempted to see the bottom of his gourd over and over again.
Adudu soon lost count of how many times he emptied his palm wine gourd sinto his bulging stomach. Soon his eyes fell on a figure outside the drinking hut. No one in Asiga would ever mistake Ene’s figure for someone else’s.
The curves were obvious even half hidden in the shadows as they were, their fullness and fleshiness apparent under the waning firelight like a fresh fruit begging to be plucked. Adudu smiled and belched as only a drunken hunter would and he pushed himself off his low bench, falling back more times than he rose.
‘Ene,’ he slurred as he staggered over. ‘Even Nda’s fullness doesn’t rival those mounds you carry.’ A stray finger poked one of her ample bosom.
Ene slapped his hand away, kissing her teeth and shuffling further away, her hips swinging like hanging oranges. Adudu followed, the swishing palm wine in his belly responding to Ene’s rhythm.
‘Where are you going, Ene?’ He placed a hand on her shoulder, more for his stability than to stop her; ‘Won’t you spare me even a few moments this night?’
‘Adudu, go away,’ she said brushing his hand off her shoulder. ‘Leave me alone. Go and bathe in the stream and wash off that terrible smell of old wine.’
‘Ah, Ene,’ he pulled up beside her, pressing himself into her backside. His arousal could be felt even through the thick layers that formed her skirt. ‘That was not what you said after the last harvest in the bush behind my hut.’
‘Maybe after next harvest you might persuade me differently, Adudu, but not tonight, your smell rivals that of a latrine pit. Adudu,I have errands to run so go chase some other unfortunate person.’
Maybe it was the palm wine swirling around in his brain, maybe it was the bulge in his groin, whatever it was, a sudden force motivated Adudu to throw himself upon Ene, wrapping his limbs around her fleshiness.
‘Ah, Ene, come and let me warm you this night.’
Ene yelped, struggling against the drunken embrace.
‘Get away from me, Adudu!’ She screamed and pushed the drunk off her before running off in the opposite direction, moving as fast as her softly rounded limbs would allow.
Adudu rolled in the sand, laughing and pointing at Ene’s retreating figure.
‘Run O! We will see who would run away from whom in the coming harvest.’
Distractedly, his hand fell to his groin, carelessly slipping beneath his loincloth. ‘See? See what you’ve done with that body of yours.’
Before long his hand had established a rhythm accompanied by drunken grunts that faded into the night. Adudu in a fit of excitement jumped to his feet, increasing the rhythm of his hand and with a loud trembling snort spurted his seed unto the earth.
‘Ahhhh,’ he sighed. ‘That’s for you, Mba, if Ene won’t take my seed, surely you who takes in all seed shall accept mine.’
He laughed drunkenly, brushing loose soil over the white stain on the ground before pouring a bit of his palm wine upon it and staggering off into the night, leaving only the dark and gloom to witness his seeds sprout roots within Mba, the earth. Roots that would in years to come, taking its time like most mighty trees did, grow into a towering tree, rich in color and beauty.
Like many profound births, Mbare’s birth was unwitnessed. Its splendor and beauty were unseen and unheard. The bark of the tree did not part for him to emerge like a limb, nor did its fruits swell into the size of a man. Mbare was birthed like a tuber just beneath the tree roots, Mba’s womb cracking and bulging to yield her son’s bulk out into the open. He did not come out a child, confused and crying to suckle. Mbare emerged fully grown…
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Eugene Odogwu is a graphic artist, African fantasy writer and illustrator. He lives in Lagos and is currently working on a collection of short stories.
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Group launches 'Buharimeter' to track Buhari's campaign promises.
Just like the Obamameter, the Nigerian Civil Society has launched Buharimeter to track the delivery of the promises President Muhammadu Buhari made while campaigning for the 2015 general elections. So don’t think it ended with campaigns, voting and the chants of Sai Buhari. Nigerians are really keen on holding the government to account.
According to Premium Times,The performance of the government will be measured using three methods.
(1) It will crowdsource Nigerians’ contributions to discussions, comments on policy pronouncements of the government in achieving its set targets and surveys.
(2) It will carry out policy and media monitoring exercise.
the Buharimeter app
(3) Physical checks on projects.
The app which was built by the Centre for Democracy and Development with support from Open Society Foundation West Africa and a leading budget data analytics, Budget was launched on Monday.
“Policy statements will be acquired, analysed and used as basis for gauging the performance of the government,” Idaya Hassan, director of the centre stated.
Kunle Afolayan, Lala Akindoju, Tunde Kelani, others storm Paris for Nollywood week. (Photos)
Distinguished actors and filmmakers, Kunle Afolayan, Lala Akindoju, Tunde Kelani, others have registered their presence at the ongoing Nollywood Week Paris 2015.
Some of the movies to be screened include October 1, Dazzling Mirage, The Last Three Digit, Gone too Far, Love or Something Like That, A Mile from Home to mention a few.
List Of 46 Bills passed by Senate yesterday
The Nigerian Senate yesterday set a legislative record after it passed 46 bills into law within 10 minutes. Below is a list of the bills.
1. Tertiary Education Trust Fund (Establishment etc) Act (Amendment), 2015
2. Office of the Nigerian Financial Ombudsman Bill
3. Institute of Chartered Trustees of Nigeria Bill
4. National Convicts and Criminal Records (Registry) Bill, 2015
5. Community Service Bill
6. People’s Bank of Nigeria Act (Repeal) Bill
7. Nigerian Bank for Commerce and Industry Act (Repeal).
8. National Commission for Rehabilitation Act (Repeal) Bill;
9. Maintenance Orders Act (Repeal) Bill, 2015;
10. Federal Saving Bank Act (Repeal) Bill 2015;
11. Loan (State Development) Act (Repeal), 2015;
12. Nigerians in Diaspora (Establishment) Commission, 2015;
13. Electronic Transactions Bill, 2015;
14. Chartered Institute of Statiscians of Nigeria, 2015
15. Nigerian Metallurgical Industry Bill, 2014
16. Federal Audit Commission Bill, 2015
17. National Centre for Agricultural Mechanisation Act (Amendment,) Bill
18. Nigerian International Financial Centre (Establishment, etc) Bill
19. Investment and Securities (Amendment) Bill
20. Nigerian Communications Satellite, Bill
21. Federal Capital Territory Education Resources Centre
(Establishment) Bill
22. Labour Institutions (Establishment)
23. Witness Protection Programme Bill
24. Institute of Mediators and Conciliators Bill
25. Legal Education Act (Establishment) Bill
26. National Health Insurance Commission Bill
27. National Economic Intelligence Committee (Establishment) Act (Repeal) Bill
28.Federal College Dental Technology and Therapy Bill
29. Federal Capital Territory College of Nursing and Midwifery
Bill
30. Oaths Act (Amendment) Bill
31. Federal Capital Territory Hospital Management Board
(Establishment) Bill
32. Passport (Miscellaneous Provisions) (Amendment) Bill
33. Chartered Institute of Management Accounts of Nigeria
34. Federal Capital Territory Water Board (Establishment) Bill
35. Institute of Local Government and Public Administration
Bill
36. Whistle-blower Protection Bill
37. Family Economic Advancement Programme (Establishment,
etc) 2015
38. Family Support Trust Fund Act (Repeal) Bill
39. Nigerian Industrial Development Bank (Guarantee) Act (Repeal) Bill
40. Treasury Management Bill 2015
41. Legislative Powers and Privileges Act (Repeal and Re-
Enactment) Bill
42. Anti-Torture Bill, 2015
43. Lobbyist (Registration and Regulation) Bill
44. National Hospital for Women and Children, Abuja (Establishment, etc) Act (Amendment) Bill,
45. Nigerian Prisons Act CAP, P29 LFN 2004 (Repeal and Re-
Enactment) Bill 2015 and
46. Nigerian Oil and Gas Industry Content Act 2010
(Amendment) Bill 2015.
Ebola: Group to honour Dr Adedevoh, health workers.
Organisers of The Nigerian Healthcare Excellence Awards are set to honour the late Dr. Stella Ameyo Adadevoh and other health care workers whose prompt actions halted the further spread of the deadly Ebola Virus in the country.
Recall that Adadevoh and her team handled the index case of Ebola in Nigeria at the First Consultants Hospital, Obalende, Lagos, in 2014.
The Chief Executive Officer, Global Health Project and Resources, and Programme Director of NHEA, Dr. Wale Alabi, in a statement, on Monday said “Adadevoh and her colleagues deserve to be celebrated for their noble role. The late doctor’s courage saved the lives of so many people. Other health workers also ensured that the outbreak was contained. Subsequently, some paid with their lives. Their dedication and sacrifice for the greater good of the nation is inspirational and deserves recognition.”
The event which will hold this month will also feature the recognition of the Best Health Facility of the year in various fields of medicine and many more.
“Our aim is to ensure that we do not overlook certain stakeholders whose specialised services and support in the Nigerian healthcare service delivery are critical and valuable.” Dr. Egbe Osifo-Dawodu, a co-organiser added.
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Japan is considering installing toilets in lifts
Japan is considering installing toilets and drinking fountains in their lifts. Hope the two won’t stay close. According to Metro UK, due to the country’s frequent earthquakes citizens often become trapped in lifts for hours, and sometime even days, at a time.
On Saturday Japan was hit by a 7.8 magnitude earthquake which left thousands stuck in lifts without water or toilet facilities. Obviously some lifts will be far too small to install such facilities, in which case collapsible cardboard structures with adsorbent paper bags would reportedly be used instead.
Officials from the infrastructure ministry and the Association of Elevator Markers will be meeting soon to discuss the proposals.
Rafael Benitez weeps as he's unveiled Real Madrid manager
Former Liverpool boss, Rafael Benitez fought back the tears as he was officially presented as the new manager of Real Madrid.
A visibly emotional Benitez who penned a 3-year contract with The Los Blancos said: “This is the hard part, having to speak but not really knowing what to say. Madrid is my home. It’s emotional to be back. I hope it goes well, that the team plays quality football and wins trophies.”
“Today we start a new era. A man that breathes football, professionalism and Madridismo. Dear Rafa, welcome to Real Madrid.”Florentino Perez, Real Madrid boss added.