- N3.7bn for the purchase of unspecified number of BMW salon cars for the Presidency’s principal officers: Every year, we keep buying new cars for these government officials. What happened to the cars purchased for the officials of Jonathan’s government a couple of weeks back? Did they take them home? I thought with President Buhari’s change mantra, the era of reckless spending and frivolities are over. But a whopping N3.7bn on cars is the worst I have heard so far.
- N189m to buy tyres for various vehicles being used in the Presidency: So after they have spent N3.7bn buying cars, another N189m will be spent on buying tyres for the cars? The cars wey dem wan buy no go come with tyres? Abi na tokumbo cars dem wan buy with N3.7bn, wey dem wan change the tyres? Even if dem wan change tyres sef, how much be tyres for market? Naija I hail oooo!!!
- N1.415bn for local and international travels, 46.7 per cent more than what Jonathan allocated for the same item in 2015: Oga president, where you dey travel to wey you wan spend N1.415bn? Even if you wan go clubbing for moon every weekend, oga dat money too much. Ahan make una so softly softly dey chop wack dis our money naa!
- N326m allocated for Aso Rock Wildlife Conservation, including the purchase of exotic animals as against the N24. 6m budgeted last year by Jonathan: These guys must be kidding me. Exotic animals? What kind of exotic animals? Are they planning purchasing whales and anacondas for the president as pets? I have been to the presidency and all I saw were dogs. And Jonathan spent N24.6m. Now Buhari is planning spending N326m. Even Mobutu Seseseko wey get crocodiles no spend reach dis amount of money.
- N89m for the acquisition of presidential canteen materials and kitchen equipment for the Presidency: What kind of kitchen equipment are they talking of here? Except they are telling us that in this canteen, you will be fed by robots. That all you have to do is open and close your mouth and swallow. Even at that, N89m is damn too much. And what happened to the kitchen equipment used in Jonathan’s time? Abegiii, this is total madness.
- N102.9m foodstuff and catering materials: Hahahaha, so catering materials are different from kitchen equipment? Mehn, I love naija. We have our own definition for everything. Whoever came up with this budget must be rewarded with the “Member-of-the-Order-of-Scammers” (MOS) award for his ingenuity.
- N104.7m on refreshments and meals for State House: Hmmmmm! No comment. Na only God know wetin dem dey chop for this state house. I sure say even Idi Amin Dada wey get human meat for him menu, no spend reach N104.7m on meals. May God help us.
- N16.6m for supply of foodstuff and catering services for the Vice President’s office in 2016: Hmmmm!! So Osinbanjo too sef go chop N16.6m from the budget? Haaa… I think say na only Buhari waka come ooo! This is definitely the government of the choppers, by the choppers and for the choppers.
Photos: Femi Adebayo celebrates 43rd birthday with family and friends
Actor, Femi Adebayo who recently turned 43 celebrated the occasion in his Ibadan home. The ceremony was witnessed by family members, friends and colleagues.
Zinedine Zidane addresses Ronaldo's exit rumours
“Asked about Ronaldo and PSG, the Frenchman noted: Cristiano is more than non-transferable. He is the soul of the team. He’s going nowhere.” AS English tweeted.
#AskOzil: Arsenal star, Mesut Ozil is answering your questions live
Ozil- Football passion, fairplay on the stands, British humour and Jamie Carragher on TV
Q- What’s the meaning this left hand pose? Mesut’s M? Can I imitate this?#AskOzil
Ozil- no no – it’s for my little niece “M”ira! You are free to use it whenever you want
Q- Ronaldo or Messi
Ozil- Flamini
Q- How did it feel when Germany won the world cup?
Ozil: There are no words for this moment
Q- Who will win Ballon d’Or this year?
Ozil- Is Flamini nominated?
Q- How does it feel to be absolutely adored and idolised by some many people?
Ozil: Oh, no reason to do so. Sometimes people love you, sometimes they put you down. But I really love my job
Premier League Players snubbed in UEFA Team Of The Year
Premier League players are completely absent from the UEFA Team Of The Year list unveiled today. UEFA.com users who were given a chance to cast their votes for the best XI snubbed the likes of Alexis Sanchez, Mesut Ozil, Sergio Aguero and David De Gea who have been influential for their respective teams. Dominating the list are players from Spain, Germany and Italy, with the highest number of players from Barcelona. The nominees list was unveiled November 2015
UEFA Team Of The Year 2015
Goalkeeper: Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich)
Luis Suarez gets 2-match ban for tunnel row
Short Story: Pristine | By : Morountodun (Vol 6)
Photo Credit: Wikihow |
Read Parts 1,2, 3, 4 and 5 of the Pristine series here, here Here Here and here
She had yelled over the phone when Dara called to tell her about the posting,
and the yelling continued even after she got back home for the after-camp
break. Her dad was calmer, as usual. His only grouse was why she hadn’t said
anything about not wanting to redeploy in the first place.
going to react this way?” Dara finally had the nerve to answer, on her third
night at home, when they still wouldn’t stop asking why she had done what she
did.
retorted. “What sane mother would want her child in a dangerous place like
that?!”
left for camp, I had never spent a whole day out of this house? I even went to
school from home everyday because you didn’t think the campus was such a great
idea. I don’t want to be this overprotected girl without any exposure. This is
an opportunity for me.”
“This isn’t about you living home, it’s about where you chose to stay—“
Sickness kills too. Boko Haram isn’t the leading cause of death in Nigeria. And
they aren’t even striking in Gombe, I’ve told you that several times,” Dara
said, exasperated. “I stayed at the Nigerian Christian Corpers Fellowship
family house the two days I spent outside camp, I met several other corpers in
different batches that had been there before me and all they had to share were
testimonies. It seems like a good place, really.”
your mind to stay so it’s too late to argue,” her dad pointed out with a glance
at the two of them.
it’s too late to argue, but I’m thinking of asking one of the pastors in church
to intervene. Dara is obviously out of hand. She needs to be reminded of the
consequences of disobeying one’s parents!”
don’t even believe that God is our protection wherever we find ourselves?”
her room and told her, “You know mum just wants the best for all of us, right?”
for relocation. People do, even after six months into the service.”
hated it there. Let’s wait and see.”
haven’t given me yet?” he asked, smiling mischievously.
wanting to stay, you know I decided to before I even went to camp,” she
reminded him. “He relocated anyway.”
was my friend. He wanted to be more than friends, but the feeling wasn’t
mutual.”
girls mean when they say stuff like that? This girl at my office told me the
very same thing. Is friend-zoning the good guys like a rule you all follow
these days?”
it, you and David actually share some qualities.”
nice, the type girls love to talk to because you’re such great listeners.”
what women want?”
myself. And I imagine it must get boring. What I’d really like is someone who
makes me laugh, someone I can be spontaneous and have fun with, not just talk
and listen all the time. He must also be able to make me mad sometimes, and
turn it all around almost instantly too. I want a guy who keeps me on my toes.”
he added, shaking his head, “Girls are just plain crazy and insatiable.”
**************
quickly, and Dara found herself staring into a Nigerian map in one of Dan’s
Geography textbooks on Christmas day when she should have been helping her mum
out in the kitchen.
slamming the book shut.
least you’ve been there before. Now you’re abit familiar with the place. You’ll
be fine.”
trip already,” she said, wincing.
more flesh in that area.” When she didn’t laugh like she often did when teased
about her derriere size, he added reassuringly, “Don’t worry, sis. You’ll come
home on holidays, right? Easter isn’t so far away.”
can’t travel that distance for a two-day break, it’s not worth it. And I
already know my punishment’s no money for flight ticket from mum and dad. I’ll
be packing for the whole year when I leave nextweek.”
might get a rich Nomad with plenty cows and never even want to leave Gombe
again.”
possibility of finding love with a cattle-rearer was much more attractive than
the deliverance team she imagined her mum would consult if she ever considered
permanent residence in the North.
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For Soyinka, a moral question | By: Austin Tam-George
FIFA Presidency: Michel Platini withdraws bid.
Glo-CAF Awards 2015: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang crowned African Footballer of the Year.
Borussia Dortmund player, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has emerged the 2015 Glo-CAF African Footballer of the Year. He is also the first ever Gabonese to scoop the prize. He was honoured in the 2015 edition of the Glo CAF Awards which held on 7th January in Abuja.
The 26 year-old who scored 27 goals in all competitions this season had 143 points. Ivory Coast international, Yaya Toure who won the award 4 consecutive times came second with 136 points while Swansea city player, Andre Ayew garnered 112 points.
Full list of Winners
Club of the Year – TP Mazembe
Fair Play Award – Allez Casa (Senegal Supporters group)
Women’s National Team Of The Year – Cameroon
Men’s National Team Of The Year – Cote D’Ivoire
Youth Player Of The Year– Nigeria’s Victor Osimhen
Most Promising Talent – Nigeria’s Oghenekaro Etebo
Coach of The Year – Havre Renard
Women’s National Team Of The Year – Cameroon
Woman player of the year – Gabrielle Enganamouit
Referee Of The Year – Ameshinda Bakari Wa Gambia Papa Gassama
African Player Of The Year based in Africa – Mbwana Samatta
Football Leader Of The Year – Abdiqani Said Arab Of Somalia
African Player Of The Year – Pierre Emerick Aubameyang