LoL! So, i came across this hilarious letter on Simply Samad’s blog. Dear Nigerian Girlfriends, I’m sure you won’t accept this, the strike should commence anytime from February 15, someone better pen a power-packed reply.lol. Enjoy!

From: The Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria (B.A.N)

To: Girlfriends

With regards to the meeting held today, theBoyfriend Association of
Nigeria(B.A.N) decided to go on a two months strike starting from 1st December,
2013. This strike is not to cause mayhem, riot or any form of break-up
with our beloved girlfriends. We plan to use this strike period as a time for
appraisal and re-dedication in our supposed relationship.

During this
period,all forms of communication (formal or otherwise) is allowed but all form
of financial assistance will be put to rest. We assure our girlfriend(s)
that during this supposed strike period, our commitment will be 100% and won’t
be questioned.

Also, this period, will not, WE repeat, will not pose a
threat to the relationship. Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the 1st
of February, 2014 to enable both parties plan for the upcoming Valentines Day
(14th February, 2014).

We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated
‘Good Behavior’ during this period.

Signed: CHAIRMAN (B.A.N)

PLS: Forward
to all members!

Credit: Simply Samad