These are the items you’ll mostly see in a Wanna-be Nigerian Girl and Broke Ass Nigga’s wallets.

5 things you will find in a wanna-be girl’s bag

(1.) MaryKay foundation- this foundation could either be exhausted or about to be, she plans to keep it for a long time, for future bragging evidences.

(2.) Black Opal lipgloss- It doesn’t matter if it’s original or fake. It could also be a gift.

(3.) Replica Wallet- its mostly an ‘ebene’ Louis Vuitton, with the base slightly peeled(due to long years of service), that is where all the squeezed 50 naira notes are stuffed.

(4.) Diary or Notepad- This diary holds almost all the phone numbers of everyone she’s met in the last five years, especially those whose numbers begin with a “+”

(5.) Phone Charger- times are hard and not everyone gets electricity these days, so this item is always warming the bag, she’s one of the reasons why most sockets in restaurants/bars are occupied. Not everyone owns a generator set you know?

5 things you’ll find in a broke-ass nigga’s wallet

(1.) Complementary cards- now these cards constitute a greater part of the wallet’s weight, why they are so many? I await good responses from my ancestor.

(2.) One Dollar Notes- which aboki buys one dollar? So you now know who’s been hoarding the one dollar notes.

(3.) Last Five Thousand Naira- it is usually the ledger amount, this “last five thousand naira” has been cooling off in that wallet for months, they stay there as an accessory to complement the wallet each time it is being opened.

(4.) ATM Cards- Trust me, those cards are just beautifying the wallet. They carry no “substance”.

(5.) Pieces of papers- These are where the address descriptions and phone numbers of some rich uncles are.

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